Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

On his tech time channel Jack plays Fornite with cali. If you want an idea about how well it goes, this video is titled 'Fortnite 1' and there is no 'Fortnite 2'

Jack is completely unable to relate to the teens and just babbles endlessly about cooking. Jack is hilariously unaware of this and while the teens are trying to win Jack will randomly interject with something like "I've been doing lamb on the grill lately" while running in the wrong direction, away from the action and Cali will just let out this annoyed sigh or ignore him entirely and move on to another topic.

pretty sad in an abject way

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Pitbulls aren't aggressive unless you give them a reason or if their circumstances led them to be that way. They won't attack a baby unless acted upon, not that you should have them near a baby anyways. Sooooo they're like any other dog.

That got me thinking of Jacko waving his shiny gimp arm around to play with a puppy. "Come get it boy! Get the treat!"

Maybe he could be a matador. Wouldn't even need the red cape thingy.

Despite making up only 13% of the dog population, pitbulls are responsible for 51% of all dog attacks.

 

[Eljudnir]

Wagyu got real popular for awhile because it's a unique breed of bovine with a different meat quality. It cost more, too, so in the eyes of the easily impressed More$$$=More Better. Wagyu is a steak meat, not a burger meat; this reminds me when Arby's did a venison sandwich(Which sucked; like eating shoe leather) to try and spice shit up...some foods just aren't meant for the fast food angle.

I'll disagree on Wagyu being only for steaks. Having been given some Wagyu ground before, I can say they're very, very forgiving due to the high fat content so even if you go full well done on your burger patty, it'll still have a lot of flavor and is nothing near hockey puck in texture.

Every beef that gets broken down is gonna leave a lot of trim too. Why waste that when you can chuck it into the grinder? Just for shits I looked for Wagyu top round and it's just not all that common. Guess even a top round/London broil can't really be saved with the fat Wagyu is so known for, so chuck that in too.

 

[Scalphoney]

If Qali gets a dog, he’ll end up killing it. If he doesn’t, Tammy will try and fuck it and if that doesn’t work, Jack will try and cook it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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the drivers get paid shit, but old fat back jack doesn't care, he just wants to bitch about the government and the companies. must be nice living off of your wife and still able to complain about others.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If Qali gets a dog, he’ll end up killing it. If he doesn’t, Tammy will try and fuck it and if that doesn’t work, Jack will try and cook it.

The more realistic scenario is that Tammy or Tammy Jr will do all the work since Qali and Jack Sr are lazy manchildren

 

[rubytintedchix]

Maybe Jr. is getting a boy dog to freak out Sr. so he stops showing up with half eaten burgers, flesh purse Arby’s sandwiches and whatever food abortion he made for the show that week.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'll disagree on Wagyu being only for steaks. Having been given some Wagyu ground before, I can say they're very, very forgiving due to the high fat content so even if you go full well done on your burger patty, it'll still have a lot of flavor and is nothing near hockey puck in texture.

Every beef that gets broken down is gonna leave a lot of trim too. Why waste that when you can chuck it into the grinder? Just for shits I looked for Wagyu top round and it's just not all that common. Guess even a top round/London broil can't really be saved with the fat Wagyu is so known for, so chuck that in too.

I like a lower fat ratio in my burgers. A nice 80/20 ratio and for more Wagyu just seems too much for a burger. We, however, appreciate food is all it's forms while Jack is only concerned with how much he can cram in his manhole. You've seen the man 'cook'; his flavor palate clearly can't pick up subtle nuances of taste. Seriously that shitty ass Garbage Stew proves that he only cares how much it costs and that there's a lot of it.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Jack's starting some sort of daily devotional thing that's just incoherent babbling.

 

[TurdFondler]

Is late onset microcephaly a thing? Because I swear the top half of his head is getting smaller

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Jack's starting some sort of daily devotional thing that's just incoherent babbling.

Jack’s devotional hot take: Thank God for the lockdown because it forced men back into the home to raise their children and “be around their wives all the time.”

I’m sure Tammy was thrilled to spend even more time with you.



Edit to avoid posting again so quickly:
Edit 2: This post is now gone from his page - Either he realized his mistake (unlikely) or Facebook is cracking down on his covid posts

Jack is confused by biotech companies performing clinical trials. Presumably, he thinks this is Pfizer announcing a trial on the vaccine, when it's actually a study on detecting respiratory illnesses through voice recordings, and is only accepting participants who HAVEN'T received the covid vaccine, and are not planning to for the next 6-8 weeks.

Does he think Pfizer only produces the spooky devil vaccine and does nothing else for the rest of the year? Never mind, I know the answer to that.

 

[Adamska]

Jack's starting some sort of daily devotional thing that's just incoherent babbling.

Very clearly angry that we keep pointing out how he's a fake christian and very clearly desperate to get some Narc supply by faking being a good christian by bragging about his faith.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Jack’s devotional hot take: Thank God for the lockdown because it forced men back into the home to raise their children and “be around their wives all the time.”

I’m sure Tammy was thrilled to spend even more time with you.

Sounds like he may rationalize his wife being the breadwinner by pretending it makes him a better father. The narcissist will always come up with something.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Very clearly angry that we keep pointing out how he's a fake christian and very clearly desperate to get some Narc supply by faking being a good christian by bragging about his faith.

He's gotta sell the World's worst seasoning and sauces to someone and overly devout Christians are one of the easiest markets to manipulate; just ask Creed.

 

[AnOminous]

I like a lower fat ratio in my burgers. A nice 80/20 ratio and for more Wagyu just seems too much for a burger.

I just can't imagine spending that much for steak and then grinding it up for freaking hamburgers.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack's starting some sort of daily devotional thing that's just incoherent babbling.

So Jack's understanding of Christianity is "always look on the bright side of life", which anyone can get by watching the Martha Stewart Channel or some shit. How about something like "deny yourself sinful pleasures like gluttony and self-righteousness" or "stop going to a church that only wants to make you feel good about who you already are"?

 

[Kosher Salt]

I just can't imagine spending that much for steak and then grinding it up for freaking hamburgers.

You wouldn't. You'd get a giant hunk of Wagyu and cut it down into steaks; some of the meat inevitably gets trimmed off in that process and you'd grind that into hamburger.

As a consumer you don't really have the option unless you can obtain a sizable piece of cow. Which, in the case of Wagyu, is probably going to be comparable to buying a used car.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack's starting some sort of daily devotional thing that's just incoherent babbling.

TL;DW. Basically to sum this up, Jack thinks he’s the new Mister Rogers. “Listen with a spiritual hearing aide” is basically the “look for the helpers” quote all the Instagram thots and Boomerbookers post after a National disaster or tragedy. The rub here is he hates the media, he’s alluded to it a number of times with his posts and even on the livestreams. It’s such a weird flex for me because he desperately wants to be a part of the media with his dumb cooking show. He called the Food Network and tried to pitch a show to anyone that picked up the phone. Fucking hell.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Jack's starting some sort of daily devotional thing that's just incoherent babbling.

1:10 - "That's the Godly Things that came out of the pandemic. Uhh. We all. Ya know. Um. There was a lotta good things that came out... that come out of bad things. [shakes boiled egg head assuredly] And I call them, uh, Godly Things. Look for the Godly things. Every bad news has something good for God. Don't care what it is, we can think about it long enough and realize, Oh! Okay, so, a God Thing is being forced on us, because we have to do THIS! Okay?"

Just literally incoherent.
Elective on-demand abortions are good for God?
Current-Year Slavery in Libya is good for God?
Men losing their jobs because of the coof regulations and being unable to provide for their families is good for God?
Oh, it's okay, because now they get to spend so much more time at home, hurray for God, it's not like One-armed Jack has to figure out the repercussions of never leaving the house, that's been his whole life for years now.
Ugh, the idiotic posturing is obnoxious, keep it up Jack, let's see how low you can sink.

It's like the religious version of the Bike Cuck meme.
"Sure my wife was raped and murdered and my kids were sold into slavery, but I'm sure hidden away in that waking nightmare, there was something that made God happy, so, the overall God Happiness Level in the world increased, so, it's fine [purse lips and bug out eyes to express emphasis]"

 

[MasterDisaster]

He called the Food Network and tried to pitch a show to anyone that picked up the phone. Fucking hell.

Watching him cry on West Texas investors investors was funny though.