Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Oof. Looking at that and his various travel trips he's done I imagine he's got some serious debt to clear out.

Would love to see how the numbers compare for Scalzi/Jemisin and Pat.

Indeed... Scalzi and Jemison make bank, admittedly by largely coasting on hype, Scalzi definitely doesn't sell enough books to justify that seven figure contract Tor gave him, and Jemison more or less had to have three Hugos giftwrapped to her before her sales really picked up... even now, I wonder how much of that is inertia, and how much is dependent on being "SFWA's Black Woman Face of the Genre" image they've been so desperate to build up. Even now, her sales are just midlist.

Beyond that? As the Ona lads are finding out, so many of the names that keep that entire circle afloat these days are propped up by reputation alone, as well as a well-organized whisper network. Cat Rambo, Mary Three Names and Jeffe Kennedy might not be able to sell 20k books between them, but with a snap of their fingers they can make or break your "name" in the field. Largely thanks to the concerted effort to make sure the official narrative matches the party line - this is where the likes of Jason Sanford, Mike Glyer, Camestros Felapton, Charlie Jane Anders and Annalee Newitz come in - to say nothing of a network of media contacts and outlets ranging from Locus to io9.

They may not be good at selling books, but they sure now how to sell image and influence, to make them look way more powerful than they really are. THAT is how SFWA still has power, that and coasting of reputation and legacy.

You wanna break the back of SFWA? That network would be where to start. Wreck that, the façade will collapse, and you're left with a bunch of fat losers and cat ladies with nothing but bad book sales, Patreon bucks and public assistance.

Okay, so. On the subject of right wing spec fic lolcows or potential ones at any rate… ever met David Weber? Military sci fi author, most known for the Honor Harrington series? Because I read Out of the Dark and you can tell exactly where he got tired of writing that book. The ending has to rank as the biggest ass-pull in Sci Fi history.

I've met Weber several times, man's a military scifi and industry legend for a reason, and not just because he has enough loyal fans to make him one of the big dependable moneymaking names in genre... if Baen has a Mount Rushmore, he's on it for a reason. Man's prolific, puts out damn near consistently good work, has mentored a ton of younger authors, and most importantly, is one of the nicest guys in the business. Honestly, my only issue is that he hasn't written the last Empire of Man novel.

That asspull in Out of the Dark exists for a reason oddly enough - internal politics with publishers. Weber publishes nearly all of his stuff with Baen Books, and Out of the Dark is published by Tor. I don't know too many specifics - I don't work for Baen or Tor, and was lower on the totem pole at my publisher at the time this happened - but by all accounts, the book was a victim of Tor's grudge against Baen and their authors, and suffered as a result. He more or less walked away from Tor nearly completely after this, Safehold series aside, so something nasty happened behind the scenes.
 
There is definitely something missing in his brain (or too much of something, such as chromosomes). Someone explained to me once there actually is a phenomena where our eyes distort how we look when we see ourselves in the mirror --because your eye itself is essentially a lens-- which is why it can be so startling to see yourself in a candid photo looking significantly less handsome than you thought you were.

For whatever reason, Pat is missing that last part; no matter how fat, ugly and bald he gets he will always be a fresh-faced 21-year-old full of dreams (and probably cum. Just a fucking ton of cum).

Fat, bald, and ugly?

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Okay, I was wondering about that because that book cracked along the first 7/8ths of the way through and then the twist came out of nowhere after he’d already laid the groundwork for a finish or possible sequel; that of another interloping alien species turning the invasion of earth from a simple colonization into a proxy war.

And then out of nowhere? Count Fucking Dracula. That was my first David Weber novel.
 
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Okay, I was wondering about that because that book cracked along the first 7/8ths of the way through and then the twist came out of nowhere after he’d already laid the groundwork for a finish or possible sequel; that of another interloping alien species turning the invasion of earth from a simple colonization into a proxy war.

And then out of nowhere? Count Fucking Dracula. That was my first David Weber novel.

Oof... rough place to start.

Lucky me, mine was Honor Harrington. Baen's not perfect, but damn if giving ebooks of a lot of their titles for free isn't damn good marketing.
 
I'd love to be able to see the world through his eyes for a day, just to experience the mental gymnastics required to maintain the image he tries to project in spite of the way he actually acts. Surely there must occasionally be a dim glimmer of self awareness in his fat alcoholic head when he posts these pictures, but for whatever reason - some toxic combination of narcissism and stupidity - he stomps those thoughts down and carries on anyway.
At this point I can only assume Autism has made him so faceblind he can barely tell the difference between his ridiculous selfies and a handsome pat post.
That's the funniest thing about Pat: the extreme contrast between the image he thinks he's projecting (tough guy, man's man, witty writer, pussy slayer, fighter for the oppressed, says it like it is, etc.) and the image he actually projects (a gay pedophile who was raped as a child).
 
Okay, I was wondering about that because that book cracked along the first 7/8ths of the way through and then the twist came out of nowhere after he’d already laid the groundwork for a finish or possible sequel; that of another interloping alien species turning the invasion of earth from a simple colonization into a proxy war.

And then out of nowhere? Count Fucking Dracula. That was my first David Weber novel.
I actually really enjoyed that book, but I bought it having already had the 'dumb twist' spoiled for me and I was mostly reading it to figure out how he was going to insert vampires into a scifi story about an alien invasion.
 
I actually really enjoyed that book, but I bought it having already had the 'dumb twist' spoiled for me and I was mostly reading it to figure out how he was going to insert vampires into a scifi story about an alien invasion.
Answer: completely by surprise.

Oof... rough place to start.

Lucky me, mine was Honor Harrington. Baen's not perfect, but damn if giving ebooks of a lot of their titles for free isn't damn good marketing.
I’ve heard that Tor has basically become the preserve of woke critical darlings and that this state of affairs is due to upper management chasing a trend that’s going to age like milk.

Is there any truth to that and could it have been due to the politics that Weber might seem to hold due to how he presents himself and his subject matter? (Southerner, religious and a firearms enthusiast) I mean the guy straight up looks like Walter Sobczack.

Or was this all after he had his falling out with Tor?
 
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I’ve heard that Tor has basically become the preserve of wine critical darlings and that this state of affairs is due to upper management chasing a trend that’s going to age like milk.

Is there any truth to that and could it have been due to the politics that Weber might seem to hold due to how he presents himself and his subject matter? (Southerner, religious and a firearms enthusiast) I mean the guy straight up looks like Walter Sobczack.

Or was this all after he had his falling out with Tor?

100 percent true. The process had already begun in the early 2010s, though it is much worse now.

Tor is a company of danger hairs and diversity hires jerking themselves off, letting Hugo Awards mask dirt poor sales, and the lights are only kept on at this point by a combination of the back catalog of guys like Orson Scott Card and Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson's ungodly output, and the very rare new hit. Go poke around my rants about in the Lindsay Ellis thread, I actually post sales numbers for many of the Hugo nominees and several Tor authors - the latest edition of Ender's Game alone outsells them all.

It's also a dirty little secret in the industry that there's been an even harder left-wing line taken at Tor, literal regime change: this hasn't been made public yet, but Tom Doherty, Tor's founder was forced into retirement by the new management late last year. Same reason you see Orson Scott Card, Glen Cook and a lot of their older authors actually begin wrapping up their longtime series - there's some chatter that the new regime basically told them to wrap things up and ride off into the sunset, or we'll kick you out.

Which from a publishing perspective is INSANE. The woke cancer has literally spread to the patient's brain at this point. Tor is by far the worst of the bunch, but many other spec fiction publishers aren't far behind - half the reason I plug Baen as much as I do is I admire the hell out of them resisting the tide. I think they're the safest bet of the spec fiction trad publishers to still be around in ten years, due to a combination of smart finances, innovation and non-lefty politics.

Oddly, Weber himself isn't a right winger, certainly not in a company that has Larry Correia, John Ringo and Tom Kratman on payroll. He's yet another old hand in spec fiction whose politics didn't change, the industry did.

Baffles me Tor would rather publish Mary Three Names and Fat Pat than David Weber, and yet, here we are.
 
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Which from a publishing perspective is INSANE. The woke cancer has literally spread to the patient's brain at this point. Tor is by far the worst of the bunch, but many other spec fiction publishers aren't far behind - half the reason I plug Baen as much as I do is I admire the hell out of them resisting the tide. I think they're the safest bet of the spec fiction trad publishers to still be around in ten years, due to a combination of smart finances, innovation and non-lefty politics.
who will pay for their own trash without the old white guys who's books keep them in business to begin with
 
100 percent true. The process had already begun in the early 2010s, though it is much worse now.

Tor is a company of danger hairs and diversity hires jerking themselves off, letting Hugo Awards mask dirt poor sales, and the lights are only kept on at this point by a combination of the back catalog of guys like Orson Scott Card and Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson's ungodly output, and the very rare new hit.
Why do things I like always have to be under the thumbs of, or otherwise somehow connected to, dysfunctional freaks?

I want these fags to keep their germs off things I like. Stop ruining everything, you human tumors.
 
100 percent true. The process had already begun in the early 2010s, though it is much worse now.

Tor is a company of danger hairs and diversity hires jerking themselves off, letting Hugo Awards mask dirt poor sales, and the lights are only kept on at this point by a combination of the back catalog of guys like Orson Scott Card and Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson's ungodly output, and the very rare new hit. Go poke around my rants about in the Lindsay Ellis thread, I actually post sales numbers for many of the Hugo nominees and several Tor authors - the latest edition of Ender's Game alone outsells them all.

It's also a dirty little secret in the industry that there's been an even harder left-wing line taken at Tor, literal regime change: this hasn't been made public yet, but Tom Doherty, Tor's founder was forced into retirement by the new management late last year. Same reason you see Orson Scott Card, Glen Cook and a lot of their older authors actually begin wrapping up their longtime series - there's some chatter that the new regime basically told them to wrap things up and ride off into the sunset, or we'll kick you out.

Which from a publishing perspective is INSANE. The woke cancer has literally spread to the patient's brain at this point. Tor is by far the worst of the bunch, but many other spec fiction publishers aren't far behind - half the reason I plug Baen as much as I do is I admire the hell out of them resisting the tide. I think they're the safest bet of the spec fiction trad publishers to still be around in ten years, due to a combination of smart finances, innovation and non-lefty politics.

Oddly, Weber himself isn't a right winger, certainly not in a company that has Larry Correia, John Ringo and Tom Kratman on payroll. He's yet another old hand in spec fiction whose politics didn't change, the industry did.

Baffles me Tor would rather publish Mary Three Names and Fat Pat than David Weber, and yet, here we are.
Im a die hard David Weber fan read pretty much all of his books except his Starfire ones and I rather enjoyed out of the dark, I bought into the light first day as a hard cover and I really quite enjoyed it and it vaguely hints that the vampires are something spoilery it's really good ever since he took a break from almost working himself to death his book quality has improved markedly.
 
Last night I was enjoying a nice meal with my gorgeous, intelligent wife: steak with asparagus, over an $85 bottle of shiraz. We listened to Coltrane as we dined. The topic of Patrick S. Tomlinson came up, and we came to the same conclusion:

he's a worthless fat stinknigger and his wife's cunt smells of negro farts
 
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who will pay for their own trash without the old white guys who's books keep them in business to begin with
He's never heard of the phrase "never feed the trolls." He keeps giving them what they want, and we'll continue laughing at him.
 
@Oliver Onions Follow me as I rewatch and discuss Deep Space Nine except shitty episodes I don't want to watch again like most of the Moogie episodes and Fascination.
Can you throw in a little jab somewhere like, "Wow, this episode fucking sucks so bad it's like Patrick S Tomlinson wrote it."
 
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