US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Can someone explain to me why a bunch of shithole third world countries in Eastern Europe with GDPs of like $500 are worth starting WWIII over?

That's pretty much how this all started, some fuck in backwater Serbia shot and killed some fuck from Austria and the resulting war gave rise to Wilsonian diplomacy which strongly pushed us toward the idea of interventionism across the planet, including defending backwater shitholes like Ukraine. It didn't truly reach it's zenith until after WW2 when we secured our spot as the top military power in the world.

I don't think World War III will actually arise though, the creation of nuclear weapons have more or less made this impossible, that's why the USSR and US mostly conducted proxy wars throughout the Cold War. Putin doesn't want to die in nuclear hellfire and Biden's handlers don't want that either. Even with crazy nations like North Korea they know better than to actually use their nukes.
 
So recall back a couple days ago when Fauci called Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KA) a moron on a hot mic during a disastrous (for him) Senate committee hearing? Well I guess Marshall took that personally because he wrote up and is planning to introduce what he calls the "FAUCI Act", which would require the Office of Government Ethics to host the financial records of administration officials on their website and also provide a list of people whose financial records aren't public.

The FAUCI acronym stands for "Financial Accountability for Uniquely Compensated Individuals", btw.
If GOP keeps it going I might start thinking they're actually against the DNC.
Imagine that though.
 
But then you have the same problem from the other “side”. Debate is now impossible because it’s impossible to find a moderator that could be impartial, or could even claim to be and be believed by a majority of the public. Debate is pointless. Everyone knows what the positions of either “side” are, and no one is changing anyone’s mind by talking about them.
Debates have been pointless ever since the internet took over our lives. Pre-internet these debates allowed people a glimpse at their candidates and their demeanor live, beyond what the newspapers and TV news put out, but these days there's so much information going around and so much polarization that anyone who wants to know about a candidate doesn't need to spend an hour watching a dog and pony show on TV anymore. They can just type the candidate's name on their search engine of choice and read for five minutes. Or check social media for five minutes. Or watch a five minute video with pretty colors if their attention span is that short.

Debates are just a political circus at this point. It's always been like that, but it's a lot more obvious now.
 
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World wars seem to start in third world countries that people usually don't give a shit about except the leaders
"Something something some damn fool event in the Balkans."
Man Trump is a dark wizard or something. You displease him and your life falls to pieces.
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He's even got a body count. He can't keep getting away with it!
It was dumber than that, Franz Ferdinand supported, or was at least favorable too, the idea of a more federalized Austro-Hungarian Empire, with more local control. They shot the one guy who would have given the Serbs more say basically. If it hadn't been so terrible, WWI would have been a comedy of errors on all sides.
You know, there's a reason why black comedies are popular at times, and its because the world often seems to be nothing but a comedy of errors ending in tragedy/
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The Trump Shitpost Charm must be rubbing off on the GOP, because holy SHIT, that's perfect.
Its been rubbing off for a long time. Or did you miss the Congressman who said "Let's Go, Brandon" on the floor to cap off his speech?
We need someone who'll bitchslap the candiates. mute their mics when necessary. Tell them to shut the fuck up. A Morton Downey Jr.
Why moderate? As I posted in the debate thread, if you can't handle your opponent's banter, you probably can't handle the heat of the office.
 
That's pretty much how this all started, some fuck in backwater Serbia shot and killed some fuck from Austria and the resulting war gave rise to Wilsonian diplomacy which strongly pushed us toward the idea of interventionism across the planet, including defending backwater shitholes like Ukraine. It didn't truly reach it's zenith until after WW2 when we secured our spot as the top military power in the world.

I don't think World War III will actually arise though, the creation of nuclear weapons have more or less made this impossible, that's why the USSR and US mostly conducted proxy wars throughout the Cold War. Putin doesn't want to die in nuclear hellfire and Biden's handlers don't want that either. Even with crazy nations like North Korea they know better than to actually use their nukes.
I have this theory eventually either Russia or China or both will pull something like Taiwan because they are arrogant enough to think "they'll never actually do it" and call our bluff. And it goes the same for us too, if we ever get dumb enough to cross Russian borders under the idea Putin would never actually do it.
 
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I have this theory eventually either Russia or China or both will pull something like Taiwan because they are arrogant enough to think "they'll never actually do it" and call our bluff. And it goes the same for us too, if we ever get dumb enough to cross Russian borders under the idea Putin would never actually do it.
l’ll agree with half of that. It’s only a matter of time before Putin or Xi make a grab for something just due to the fact that the US is as weak as it is right now. On the other hand, I can’t imagine Biden’s handlers ever sending troops into Russia. The US hasn’t directly fought a major power since the Chinese crossed their border and entered the Korean War, that ended in stalemate, and it was 70 years ago.
 
The way to get around the moderator issue is to just give Rachel Maddow one hour and than Tucker Carlson another hour of a two-hour debate.
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But it's a conspiracy theory and "not that common" and you are a terrible person for turning down the jab because of myocarditis concerns.

Hell, I think Joe Rogan was even trending on Twitter yesterday for bringing it up.

I'm not sure if it was brought up in this thread, but the best defender on the best soccer in the German league is also now out with "mild" myocarditis. It's perfectly normal for 21 year old healthy athletes to have sudden heart problems. Even the article is trying to frame it as the COVID itself causing the heart problems.

 
God, can you imagine if anything pops off with Biden, Milley, and the other dicksuckers in charge?

You've even got Pelosi, who, don't forget, tried to get her hands on the nuke launch codes in 2020.

What the fuck do you do when you've got tanks rolling on the country, NATO screaming for you to get involved, and the Commander in Chief just starts talking about sniffing little girls and did you know his wife is a doctor?

Who would REALLY be giving the commands?

Could you imagine if US forces actually took casualties? I'm not talking "Falluja" casualties, I'm talking "Bad day for 1st Cav in Vietnam" or "Bad day for the Marine Corps in Okinawa" casualties with Milley and the other dicksuckers?

Could you imagine if US forces were being deliberately ignored by the Russians so there wasn't a single fucking strike at the US?

Who's going to act as Commander in Chief? Pelosi? Harris? DOCTOR Jill Biden?

Because fucking Diamond Joe sure as shit isn't going to.

It would be the one time that the US would be better off to just pull the fuck out. As bad as they fucked Afghanistan, it's obvious the leadership is incompetent, ill-trained, and there's no real leadership at the top.

Remember, there hasn't been a single board of inquiry or single resignation over the Afghanistan Pullout.
 
God, can you imagine if anything pops off with Biden, Milley, and the other dicksuckers in charge?

You've even got Pelosi, who, don't forget, tried to get her hands on the nuke launch codes in 2020.

What the fuck do you do when you've got tanks rolling on the country, NATO screaming for you to get involved, and the Commander in Chief just starts talking about sniffing little girls and did you know his wife is a doctor?

Who would REALLY be giving the commands?

Could you imagine if US forces actually took casualties? I'm not talking "Falluja" casualties, I'm talking "Bad day for 1st Cav in Vietnam" or "Bad day for the Marine Corps in Okinawa" casualties with Milley and the other dicksuckers?

Could you imagine if US forces were being deliberately ignored by the Russians so there wasn't a single fucking strike at the US?

Who's going to act as Commander in Chief? Pelosi? Harris? DOCTOR Jill Biden?

Because fucking Diamond Joe sure as shit isn't going to.

It would be the one time that the US would be better off to just pull the fuck out. As bad as they fucked Afghanistan, it's obvious the leadership is incompetent, ill-trained, and there's no real leadership at the top.

Remember, there hasn't been a single board of inquiry or single resignation over the Afghanistan Pullout.
I’ll be honest, I’d like to see it. I mean, anyone still in the US Military at this point signed on for this stupid shit, so I have no sympathy for them. After so many decades of fighting, (and half the time losing), to unequal foes, I’d really like to see what happens when the Troon Platoon goes head-to-head with the Crazy Ivans. I’d just like to see what happens, (from the safety of my own home, of course).
 
NewsNation/Decision Desk decided to do a poll asking various questions regarding Covid. Included with one of the questions was a pretty stunning set of answers:

"Question 12: When it comes to information about COVID-19, which of the following sources would you say you trust? Select all that apply. (margin of error: 5.8%)"
  • Dr. Anthony Fauci: 30.8%
  • Federal health authorities like the CDC and the FDA: 49.8%
  • Your doctor: 63.2%
  • President Biden: 15.5%
  • The news media: 10.2%
The public as a whole only trusts health organizations and doctors they know for information about Covid. This trust of doctors doesn't extend to Fauci, though, because of how badly he's behaved this whole pandemic. 73.9% of the respondents were vaccinated and 73.4% support an indoor mask mandate too, so this really just goes to show how loud the Branch Covidians who love Fauci are. 91.9% of respondents are also either "somewhat" or "very" concerned about inflation.

It's good to see the vast majority can spot a dishonest rat fuck when they see one. Fauci is a paragon of the swamp. A worthless, conniving, power hungry bureaucrat that finds a niche, grows roots and wreaks havoc for decades.
 
God, can you imagine if anything pops off with Biden, Milley, and the other dicksuckers in charge?

You've even got Pelosi, who, don't forget, tried to get her hands on the nuke launch codes in 2020.

What the fuck do you do when you've got tanks rolling on the country, NATO screaming for you to get involved, and the Commander in Chief just starts talking about sniffing little girls and did you know his wife is a doctor?

Who would REALLY be giving the commands?

Could you imagine if US forces actually took casualties? I'm not talking "Falluja" casualties, I'm talking "Bad day for 1st Cav in Vietnam" or "Bad day for the Marine Corps in Okinawa" casualties with Milley and the other dicksuckers?

Could you imagine if US forces were being deliberately ignored by the Russians so there wasn't a single fucking strike at the US?

Who's going to act as Commander in Chief? Pelosi? Harris? DOCTOR Jill Biden?

Because fucking Diamond Joe sure as shit isn't going to.

It would be the one time that the US would be better off to just pull the fuck out. As bad as they fucked Afghanistan, it's obvious the leadership is incompetent, ill-trained, and there's no real leadership at the top.

Remember, there hasn't been a single board of inquiry or single resignation over the Afghanistan Pullout.
They would still find a way to blame Trump. Some of them anyway. Granted, I think most of them would do that only because why the hek not.
 
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