"The cheapest I found was Planet Fitness.... And even it was... Pricey."
What in God's name are you blabbering about?
It's still ten bucks a month for a basic membership. That's cheaper than the average streaming site. You mean to tell me you have thousands of dollars a month to waste on hormones your body doesn't need but you don't have 10 dollars for a gym? Sorry, but I don't buy it. You're just lazy.
Also, I've never seen a body builder make excuses for their extreme choices. Body builders realize that what they're doing isn't good for their long term health yet they chose to live that lifestyle fully knowing the risks they are taking. Fat people will make any excuse they can and blame their decisions on everything but themselves. You aren't the same.