Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Good job @GordonRamses getting PPP to strive about Beardson now instead of in 2 weeks.

Also PPP streaming in 4K, how can he afford it from the summer cabin he is squatting in? Did he take money from the English Crown (Prince Charles) like Hope Not Hate supporter and Breadtuber Abigail (Oliver) Thorn?

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Going live in 3hrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpaIyjE9OC8

oh good it isn't squire

 

[Ramona]

I knew it would be a preview for something. Bummer. Nothing til Friday.
PPP, Warski, and Kraut. Ok.

Edited because I thought it was about Fuentes and it doesn't seem to be.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Thank God it wasn't squire, though I really wasn't excited to see Kraut was going to be involved, he just brings nothing to the table and is completely boring. Though should be funny on a side note to see him and Warski interact, I believe Kraut has a life long vendetta against him for exposing his discord dox faggotry.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Thank God it wasn't squire, though I really wasn't excited to see Kraut was going to be involved, he just brings nothing to the table and is completely boring. Though should be funny on a side note to see him and Warski interact, I believe Kraut has a life long vendetta against him for exposing his discord dox faggotry.

Kraut wasn't too bad in the Anglo Wignat civil war video they did covering Brutus's manifesto.

 

[JCDenthog]

Thank God it wasn't squire, though I really wasn't excited to see Kraut was going to be involved, he just brings nothing to the table and is completely boring. Though should be funny on a side note to see him and Warski interact, I believe Kraut has a life long vendetta against him for exposing his discord dox faggotry.

I think Kraut can be fine if he has good direction and doesn't take himself seriously. I hope Kraut can beat his autism and bring us kino.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Here is surfer's stream on the final weigh-ins for this leg of the competition.

Embrace the Gunt 15: First Leg Finale: Josh Moon Wins!

www.youtube.com

Weight Loss:
Ralph: 274.8lbs to 257.1lb lost 17.7lb (6.4%)
Josh : 269lb to 250lb lost 19lb (7.3%)
PPP : 358.3lbs to 380lb lost -22.7lb (-5.9%)
Bowlcut Nationalist: 186.0 to 158.9 lost 27.1lb (15.7%)
Three Four: 179lb to 166lb lost 13lb (7.5%)
Gahoole: 230.3lb to 234.7lb lost -4.4lb (-1.8%)
PPP note: final weight is an estimate. PPP hasn't weighed in for months but he is obviously fatter than ever, honestly he is probably heavier than 380lb. You can use any number really but he obviously lost

Weight Gain:
Surfer: 170.3lb to 199.6lb gained 29.3lb (15.8%)
Rudy: 143lb to 150lb gained 7lb (4.8%)

Weight Loss Rankings by Percentage:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 15.7%
2nd: Three Four 7.5%
3rd: Josh Moon 7.3%
4th: Ethan Ralph 6.4%
5th: Gahoole -1.8%
Last: PPP -4.4%

Weight Loss Rankings by Pounds Lost:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 27.1lb
2nd: Josh Moon 19lb
3rd: Ethan Ralph 17.7lb
4th: Three Four 13lb
5th: Gahoole -4.4lb
last: PPP -22.7lb

Congratz Bowlcut Nationalist!
PPP FELTED!!

As i said and as people pointed out some times also in this thread weight is easy come easy go. When you lose too much weight very abruptly you end up gaining it back and then some on a relapse. Following PPP's diet and staying consistent for your body to adapt to that very drastic change takes a very strong man and not a PPPathetic bitch that can't stick to his guns. But let me guess, fatso will say that he did it just to prove he could if he wanted. Probably the form of copium he will spew out. All hail pizza day.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Good job @GordonRamses getting PPP to strive about Beardson now instead of in 2 weeks.

Also PPP streaming in 4K, how can he afford it from the summer cabin he is squatting in? Did he take money from the English Crown (Prince Charles) like Hope Not Hate supporter and Breadtuber Abigail (Oliver) Thorn?

My guess is that he'll be at Tardski's house

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

My guess is that he'll be at Tardski's house

Send prayers (and a forklift) to the Pires. Now they will have two 30 year NEETs crashing on their basement coach / futon.

 

[waffle]

I thought Andy actually made it to Portugal?

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Spoiler: Archive

https://archive.ph/xZhsY

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

I'm not the biggest fan of PPP but I really enjoyed the stuff he did with Warski. Hopefully this gets them both on track, at least until Andy self-destructs yet again.

 

[Miller]

That was unironically kino, especially with that piano version of the First Contact theme.

 

[waffle]

Spoiler: Archive

View attachment 2884802
https://archive.ph/xZhsY

I'm looking forward to PPPs 18,463rd false start at a self reinvention that will last until him and Andy inevitably snake echother, if we're lucky. The Big Dawg will probably just get discouraged when people roast him for the obvious grift.

I expect a salty surfer, I think it's probably news to him that he lost Andy in the friend divorce.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

I know Warski said he forgives Kraut but did Kraut ever "forgive" him? Not that he needs to since Warski was just laughing at the retarded shit he was doing. If they are "pals" now, it's funny to me that Kraut is in better standing with Warskit and not the Soy Father himself.

 

[Sammich]

I know Warski said he forgives Kraut but did Kraut ever "forgive" him? Not that he needs to since Warski was just laughing at the retarded shit he was doing. If they are "pals" now, it's funny to me that Kraut is in better standing with Warskit and not the Soy Father himself.

Not that i've seen or heard anywhere. I'm hoping kraut tries some sort of half ass "ambush" on warski, i'm not sure old chief spilt cock can put anything like that aside. I hope he still holds him responsable at least.

 

[JCDenthog]

I know Warski said he forgives Kraut but did Kraut ever "forgive" him? Not that he needs to since Warski was just laughing at the retarded shit he was doing. If they are "pals" now, it's funny to me that Kraut is in better standing with Warskit and not the Soy Father himself.

According to PPP the hatchet has been buried. Perhaps we will get an autistic ceremony commemorating this event?

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Not that i've seen or heard anywhere. I'm hoping kraut tries some sort of half ass "ambush" on warski, i'm not sure old chief spilt cock can put anything like that aside. I hope he still holds him responsable at least.

Either way, we reached levels of fake and gay that shouldn't even be possible. They're all retarded snakes that stab each other in the back the moment they can. Even their IRL friends they call their "brother". I look forward to this blowing up like it has each and every single other time. At this point, the question is who is going to snake who first, PPP or Kraut? I'm putting my money on PPP.

I actually like Warski to a degree. I think he really just wants to have fun but can't help himself when it comes to booze and drugs. Poor guy.

 

[TheSimpShow]

@Null You're Welcome

 

[An automatic clown]

Let's fucking go