Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Hey guys. You know, Zoe Quinn, and Lindsay Ellis, have both recently ventured into selling books and comic books. Please stop talking about it. I know they've each been miserable ideological failures, and you find that funny to laugh at and compare to other people with actual passion, whether or not those people are any good at the craft, but please. Stay on topic. Stop talking about what the cow is doing. The focus of the thread is things that don't make me feel kinda stupid. THAAAANKS!!!! :3
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Hey guys. You know, Zoe Quinn, and Lindsay Ellis, have both recently ventured into selling books and comic books. Please stop talking about it. I know they've each been miserable ideological failures, and you find that funny to laugh at and compare to other people with actual passion, whether or not those people are any good at the craft, but please. Stay on topic. Stop talking about what the cow is doing. The focus of the thread is things that don't make me feel kinda stupid. THAAAANKS!!!! :3
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bold of you to assume we aren't dipping our toes in the digital-only bigfoot erotica genre. You are self-publishing your own furry twine games too, right?

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I know at best a cursory amount about how much comics have to sell to be considered successful, or even passable. For those who don't, 7000 would still be really bad.

but 715....that number gave me a mini heart attack
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trade paperbacks have a weird lifecycle. Despite the low full-price sales, some retarded store buyers will overbuy some of these and they'll end up in the $5 bin at conventions, when/how Chelsea gets a share of that is murky(probably up-front). Smart buyers(LOL) will have ordered it through a retailer like Barnes & Nobles so that they could use a frequent 40% club coupon on it. Amazon will sit on a handful for forever in case some retard wants to order it down the line.


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It'sAGundam sourcing from this thread.
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Thanks for letting me ride your coattails, @Boston Brand :feels:

It's interesting that the screenshot shows days rather than the actual date, ItsAGundam must have taken the screenshot weeks ago since those posts are from Dec 23rd. Minor insight into how long it takes him to make a video I guess. Jon Del Arroz's video is from Dec 28th, so that makes more sense.
Jon's video only has 1,600 views versus ItsAGundam's 140,000 views, so it's interesting to see the difference in audience.
 
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Haramburger said:
Jon's video only has 1,600 views versus ItsAGundam's 140,000 views, so it's interesting to see the difference in audience.
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I know which video I saw it on. Perhaps Jon should latch onto the Fandom Menace and try licking up Gundams crumbs, next, seeing as Ethan's losing to a guy who sits in his garage and drinks molt licker.

Something something Zoe Quinn growing old disgracefully.
 
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Bookmark Cuck said:
I don't understand why so many people talk about Zoe's STD's.

Yes she fucked a lot of guys but by virtue of them being game devs and game journo's I think it's safe to assume they're virgins, and last time I checked it's pretty god damn rare to catch an STD from a virgin even by the truckful like Ol' Blowy Zoe
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Oh I’m not entirely certain those guys were all virgins- figure- lots of money in some cases, plenty of hookers…and of course we don’t know the many MANY dicks she sucked before her 15 minutes arrived. But we already know she makes poor life decisions so it’s anot a stretch to believe she’s a cesspool (she is anyway, STDS or not)
 
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Oh I’m not entirely certain those guys were all virgins- figure- lots of money in some cases, plenty of hookers…and of course we don’t know the many MANY dicks she sucked before her 15 minutes arrived. But we already know she makes poor life decisions so it’s anot a stretch to believe she’s a cesspool (she is anyway, STDS or not)
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I'd be amazed if she doesn't have at least herpes.
 
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Boston Brand said:
Do we have an Anita Sarkeesian thread by the way? I have her booksales too.

History Vs Women: the Defiant Lives That They Don't Want You to Know
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Thank you for this. I have a special loathing for Sarkeesian because she would burn the entire video game industry down just to raise her profile.

Anita doesn't have a thread here. Even though she's a hypocrite and makes terrible content, she doesn't generate public drama often enough to keep a thread going. But her world overlaps with Zoe Quinn enough that she's been discussed for several stretches in this very thread.
 
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Bookmark Cuck said:
I don't understand why so many people talk about Zoe's STD's.

Yes she fucked a lot of guys but by virtue of them being game devs and game journo's I think it's safe to assume they're virgins, and last time I checked it's pretty god damn rare to catch an STD from a virgin even by the truckful like Ol' Blowy Zoe
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I mean its probably about 50/50 Humor and Serious. We know she sleeps around and trades sexual favors, just because the ones we know about are with virgins doesn't mean the ones we don't know about aren't filthy disease spreaders. The fun thing about the circles Zoe rubs elbows (and other parts in) is these are the same groups of people who think knowingly spreading an STD shouldn't be a crime because homophobia, or sexism or something stupid.
Edit: Likewise, it is at least worth noting that NOT ALL of the sex pests from Gamergate and related circles were virgins, some of them with sleezeballs who used their positions to sleep around behind the backs of their wives. Which, is not to say that all promiscuous people have STDs but... well lets be honest Karma is a bitch and I wouldn't be surprised if one of the uses for abusing your position is to get around telling someone you got something
 
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Edit: Likewise, it is at least worth noting that NOT ALL of the sex pests from Gamergate and related circles were virgins, some of them with sleezeballs who used their positions to sleep around behind the backs of their wives. Which, is not to say that all promiscuous people have STDs but... well lets be honest Karma is a bitch and I wouldn't be surprised if one of the uses for abusing your position is to get around telling someone you got something
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IIRC, at least one of the 5 Guys Zoe fucked was a married dude that she worked for on an iPhone game called Framed. She was the Narrative Designer (OF COURSE), which was VERY ESSENTIAL on a game where you shift wordless panels around.

The dude's wife even confronted Zoe about it on Twitter once the word got out that he was screwing Zoe and at least one other woman.
 
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IIRC, at least one of the 5 Guys Zoe fucked was a married dude that she worked for on an iPhone game called Framed. She was the Narrative Designer (OF COURSE), which was VERY ESSENTIAL on a game where you shift wordless panels around.
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That's a job title you really don't want. "Narrative Designer." Chelsea has made it synonymous with "bitch who is currently sucking the dick of some other person in the credits."
 
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AnOminous said:
That's a job title you really don't want. "Narrative Designer." Chelsea has made it synonymous with "bitch who is currently sucking the dick of some other person in the credits."
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Has any Kiwis played Solar Ash or Hyper Light Drifter, the two games she was listed as "Narrative Designer" for? Do either of them have an ACTUAL narrative, or are they just excuses to pay her money to sit under desks and blow the staff?
 
Water-T said:
IIRC, at least one of the 5 Guys Zoe fucked was a married dude that she worked for on an iPhone game called Framed. She was the Narrative Designer (OF COURSE), which was VERY ESSENTIAL on a game where you shift wordless panels around.

The dude's wife even confronted Zoe about it on Twitter once the word got out that he was screwing Zoe and at least one other woman.
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That was another woman who had dated Patrick Lindsey, the co-writer of Depression Quest and who accused Zoe of sleeping with her. I don't think that the Framed guy's wife ever talked about it publicly.
 
Water-T said:
Has any Kiwis played Solar Ash or Hyper Light Drifter, the two games she was listed as "Narrative Designer" for? Do either of them have an ACTUAL narrative, or are they just excuses to pay her money to sit under desks and blow the staff?
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Picked up HLD on a whim over some holiday sale. Didn't hate it, nowhere close to worthy of the critical blowjob (lel) it got upon release, but a solid game on it's own right.

Also as someone already described, "narrative designer" doesn't actually mean anything. As has been explained to me (by people trying to justify the job) as more or less a glorified "idea man" that isn't expected to actually have to write their ideas and make them good. Just imagine up some shit and assign it to someone else to make work.
 
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