US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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https://twitter.com/adamhousley/status/1482053876018675716
Biden's team are authoritaian idiots.

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... I hate the anti christ.

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They are so dam malicious to ANY attempt at not getting the vax it defies reason. Can you blame anyone for assuming this is some kind of sterilization poison?

Oxous said:
According to CNN there's 80 Americans that are trying to leave the country and 150 that are intent on staying. The Taliban nowadays seem to be far more concerned with waging a low-intensity war in Pakistan than messing with America. The reasoning is simple: they already beat us. Now they're the government, so they have better things to be doing.
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It's been interesting to see how they went from "fuck yeah we defeated america!" to "oh... oh fuck we have to run an entire country now and fight off our own terrorist attacks..."
 
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Aldeland said:
Honestly surprised he doesn't have micky d's at every one of his hotels.
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The stuff that he has is for his customers, not him. It's why he owns a winery as a teetotaler.
Oxous said:
According to CNN there's 80 Americans that are trying to leave the country and 150 that are intent on staying. The Taliban nowadays seem to be far more concerned with waging a low-intensity war in Pakistan than messing with America. The reasoning is simple: they already beat us. Now they're the government, so they have better things to be doing.
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Unironically the Taliban last year
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Kane Lives said:
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Imagine being cucked on a bill that you authored yourself, in order to save Biden's decaying ass. If I were the rep I'd be fuming. And any !!SCIENCE!! cultist should protest against this kikery to defund NASA. How are we going to obtain the Superior Future MovieBlob prophesied if we don't do the NASA?
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Stick a fork in it, NASA's been done.

Disgruntled Pupper said:
They're already doing what they did for Obama- It's not sleepy Joe's fault, he inherited a shitty economy that was ruined by the previous Republican president, the progress he made with such a bad start has been amazing, and if he loses (ha) in 2024 and a Republican wins and things start to get better then all credit actually goes to Joe and it just took a while for his wonderful policies to produce results.
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It's the lousy excuse they always use without fail every time a Democrat gets into office and then a Republican wins.
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I thought Satan Worshipers were supposed to be edgy and rebellious...

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At least they're going along with the whole Mark of the Beast thing.
 
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Hangly said:
Bro conservatives get canceled and deplatformed from shit all the time how come every time it happens to Pillow Mike it’s national news?

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It's news because it's a bank doing it, not social media.

I know there's been some Paypal/Mastercard fuckery before, but it's scary when it's an actual bank saying "we will not take Republican money." Especially with how close all these banks are.

I used to think that there would be at least one bank that would gladly take Republican dollars (they are greedy soulless banks after all), but now I'm not 100% on it.
 
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Bakarina said:
No. If you watch the police cam it shows the girl trying to escape, not being able to because crowd+cars in the way and being attacked by a fellow 16 year old wielding what looked to be a steak knife from the kitchen. Cop repeated told the girl to disarm herself and de-escalate the situation only for the girl to lunge at the other (girl being attacked barely dodged by jumping on a car and officer fired at this point). Right after shots were fired the girl was checked on and ambulance was called but knife girl was dead before she hit the ground. Officers made sure the other girl wasn't hurt as well.

There were a bunch of sob stories about the knife girl after the fact, like the cop gunned down an innocent little girl and not a feral nog. I don't remember anything being said about the other chick involved other than the occasional person asking about the victim and if she was okay.
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Remember that ridiculous lie they were running with where they claimed that the girl who got shot was the one who called the cops?
 
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That one was a pretty funny situation all around because the Black Supremacists and the Dindu Fetishists tried to lead with the stance of "why was a cop even getting involved it was just a friendly neighborhood knife fight" before the smarter ones realized how fucking stupid that sounded and the whole thing was memory holed. Like it was just black culture or something and the cops were being completely unreasonable in trying to get involved.
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A lot of the tangential situations involving Magic Americans that year post-Floyd showed that jogger behavior is just normal to joggers. It's not just how they act, but how they expect their peers to act, so it's dysfunctional from the bottom up. In my mind I believe that BLM spewing a lot of the trash they did, making saints out of total sinners, did a lot of damage to their publicity. After the cop saved that girl, they could barely even take a step back from outrage when shooting her was justified. They still though continued to celebrate her life, just like the would have any criminal.

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Hangly said:
Bro conservatives get canceled and deplatformed from shit all the time how come every time it happens to Pillow Mike it’s national news?

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"No such thing as bad publicity"

The dude has basically made his fortune on being an "underdog" story, people got tired of the former crackhead schtick so I guess now it's moving onto "I'm being cancelled!"

Why he always makes news headlines is because he went all in on Trump and the big steal, to the point of producing a documentary I think? I'd argue it was all a calculated move considering he knows who buys his pillows and how to manipulate them.

Also remember when Null had hopes that Biden would push some shit that would stop banks from doing this? Or am I having a psychosis moment here?
 
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ProblematicUser420 said:
"No such thing as bad publicity"

The dude has basically made his fortune on being an "underdog" story, people got tired of the former crackhead schtick so I guess now it's moving onto "I'm being cancelled!"

Why he always makes news headlines is because he went all in on Trump and the big steal, to the point of producing a documentary I think? I'd argue it was all a calculated move considering he knows who buys his pillows and how to manipulate them.

Also remember when Null had hopes that Biden would push some shit that would stop banks from doing this? Or am I having a psychosis moment here?
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Setting aside publicity, what are your thoughts on a bank ceasing their relationship and services to him, his company, and associated holdings?
 
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More AWS-8Q Than You said:
Right, but the point isn't whether he could have done it or not, the point is that he was willing to. The tragedy is the person who was willing to try and give the various parts of the Empire more of an equal footing is the one that the idiot anarchists shot. It's up there with all of t he other dumb that surrounds WWI. "Hey, lets just keep throwing men at machine guns, if we walk into them harder it'll work this time," or "Hey, lets let our battlecruisers engage the German battleships, what's the worst that could happen?" or "Let's let Lenin through to Russia to destabilize them, what's the worst that could happen?"
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Did you recently (re)listen to Dan Carlin's Blueprint for Armageddon, because those are all definitely some of the points he spent more time on during that series.
 
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Salubrious said:
It's news because it's a bank doing it, not social media.

I know there's been some Paypal/Mastercard fuckery before, but it's scary when it's an actual bank saying "we will not take Republican money." Especially with how close all these banks are.

I used to think that there would be at least one bank that would gladly take Republican dollars (they are greedy soulless banks after all), but now I'm not 100% on it.
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I got canceled by my bank and my fulfillment company. Many others have been too. Where’s my fucking parade.
 
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Ruin said:
Modern day Satanism is basically reddit's atheism+ with costumes. Levine was an absolute fraud but a t least his version of Satanism had coke fueled orgies which is way cooler than this dorky shit.
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I had a friend who was a Lavey satanist. The shit he believed was crazy and fucking hilarious. These guys are just sad.
 
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Hangly said:
I got canceled by my bank and my fulfillment company. Many others have been too. Where’s my fucking parade.
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MANY people have been canceled by banks, including sitting congresspeople. Many others have been canceled off Patreon, Shopify and PayPal. Many many.

That’s not just a shitposting account getting deleted, that’s your business, your livelihood, your children’s next meal going poof because some soy-addled asshole didn’t like your tone.

All suffering silently, while Pillow Mike manages to turn every minor inconvenience into headline news and a pillow sales extravaganza. I’m genuinely starting to hate him.
 
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