Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
Russ has paid for every lolsuit he's filed on his own. He's complained multiple times on having to pay the filing fees himself and has talked about how his suits against others has strained his relationship with his family, how they've told him that he's wasting his time and they won't support it. His parents have helped him out when he's been in trouble, like with Kill List and Erika sagas, but they have been entirely unsupportive of Russhole's other legal pursuits. And there's nothing to support the idea that Russ hasn't been able to pay for it all himself. He lives a very frugal, basic-bitch life with few financial obligations, and he's always been able to get full-time jobs paying him at least $13/hr or more.
It's true that they aren't funding his attempts to sue people. They also aren't funding his attempts to woo Instagram models using Eastern European dancers, or buying him sequined jackets and keytars, nor are they giving him money to fuck hookers. But when he's "in trouble," they bail him out, I'm sure of it.
 
It's true that they aren't funding his attempts to sue people. They also aren't funding his attempts to woo Instagram models using Eastern European dancers, or buying him sequined jackets and keytars, nor are they giving him money to fuck hookers. But when he's "in trouble," they bail him out, I'm sure of it.

But that hasn't been a constant or even frequent thing as far as we've seen. That's only been two, possibly three times if they did pay off his financial obligation to Skordas. Lots of parents will step in and help their kids like that. I just don't understand why some people want to shift the blame on the Greers or say they're overly accommodating towards him when all evenidence points to them being quite reasonable with how much help they've given Russ since he became an adult. The people who think they're bankrolling everything for Russ really make me scratch my head, because Occam's Razor says Russ has been able to support himself and his ridiculous goals fairly easily.
 
It depends on how much effort it's worth. Skordas has managed to collect from gourdhead before. But it's pretty speculative that he wouldn't just quit his job out of spite.
Something tells me that if Russ quit his job to avoid paying his bills, his parents wouldn't be quite so willing to support him completely. I 100% believe that they've been bailing him out when unexpected disasters happen that he can't afford to bail himself out (despite the fact that he created the disasters and they're enabling him) but supporting an adult child who could work and won't is another matter entirely.
 
Pretty sure he went on a payment plan of $50 (monthly?) to pay the Skordas money? His parents didn’t pay for that.
You're thinking of the fine he received in the Erica stalking conviction. Yeah, he paid off his fine, but I'm pretty sure his parents paid for his lawyer in that case.
The court order goes as follows: 180 days in jail is ordered in this case and at this time, the court suspends 180 days of jail and imposes a fine of $680. Places you on probation for 18 months and the terms of probation are as follows: the order of the court is to have no further violations of the law. Minor traffic offenses the court with not hold against you, with a valid license. The court orders you to complete a mental health evaluation by a 3rd party in a state-approved agency and turn that evaluation into the court within 90 days. The court appoints to order a psychosexual evaluation, but stays that order at this time in compliance with the joint agreement. The court orders you provide a set of fingerprints to this court within 30 days. You can go to the court webpage, and there’s a link that you can make an appointment to get your fingerprints done, and those will be needed and required to be provided to this court within 30 days. As a condition of probation and by court order, this court issues a sentencing protective order. A violation of a sentencing protective order could bring upon a party that violates the court order of protection further charges by a prosecution agency. The court order will only be lifted by the court who issued the order. Regardless of what you may feel or want, the court order is in you (?), the defendant, have any direct or indirect contact and not harass through telephone, mail, email, text, or communicate in any way with the victim, which is Ms. Albino. You’re to stay away from and avoid (?) any premise Ms. Albino is present and, if so, must leave immediately. It’s hard to articulate where this could be but upon your understanding, or knowledge of known places, you must leave immediately or you will be in violation of a court order. Can you pay the $680 fine in full today or do you need monthly payments?

Gailey: Your honor, I would like to set up monthly payments on that and, as to… was the court willing to allow him credit for the cost of any out of pocket expenses for eval. and treatment?

J: Council, I don’t calculate those types of things, a lot of folks do upfront of staying $180 at the time to help offset some costs, but I’m not interested in my courts going and keeping track. So I’ll suspend $180, lowering the obligations to $500 fine [crosstalk] …nothing further regarding keeping tracks of actual costs.

G: Ok, great.

J: Now you can appeal, Mr. Greer, this court order. If you choose to appeal the order of the court, let it be known in writing to the court within 28 days.

G: Did… did you want to set up monthly payments, Your Honor? Like $50 a month or so?

J: Ok, then we’ll set up then a $50 per month, starting one month from today on 10/16, every month thereafter until paid in full. You can pay this online by going to the court’s webpage and pay it there or you can call the clerks of the court and pay over the phone.

G: Thank you Judge.
 
If search was working I would find my Simpsonisation of Russ and repost it.
Found it.

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Oh yeah, I did forget about her. But instead of the political stuff involved I just wanna see some instathot he's attracted to just unexpectedly blow him the fuck out in the comments. Just pure, petty, schoolyard bullshit.
Back when people were posting their fanart of Russell, one of my favourites was one where his orbitals were practically melting off his face Dali-style. I think he reacted to that publicly with a “what the fuck” Facebook post too.
 
I just realized-we're all cheering for the company behind one of the most overblown reality shows since American Idol started this whole thing. Oh well. I'd cheer on Yandere Dev if he was able to force Russ to finally get consequences for how he acts.
It's fitting. Russ has an overblown opinion of himself.
 
Russ has paid for every lolsuit he's filed on his own. He's complained multiple times on having to pay the filing fees himself and has talked about how his suits against others has strained his relationship with his family, how they've told him that he's wasting his time and they won't support it. His parents have helped him out when he's been in trouble, like with Kill List and Erika sagas, but they have been entirely unsupportive of Russhole's other legal pursuits. And there's nothing to support the idea that Russ hasn't been able to pay for it all himself. He lives a very frugal, basic-bitch life with few financial obligations, and he's always been able to get full-time jobs paying him at least $13/hr or more.
Yep, imagine this: This greasy gourd takes the pay he receives from his Wommart terlet scrubbing jerb, and--does he:

* Save the money
* Invest in mutual funds, stocks, bonds, or commodoties
* Go further in upstairs business collage
* Buy a house/condo/townhouse
* Travel further than the state butting up against Utah
* Attempt another surgery for his missing cranial nerves
* Even purchase better equipment (like a table instead of a used milk crate)

No! He takes every last penny and sinks it in:

* E-thots via Venmo
* Starbucks 5$ gift cards
* Lolsuits
* "Fines" levied by BIAS judges
* Chocolate milk from the gas station
* Costco muffins
* Malt-O-Meal bags
* Wahlburgers
* Finally shutting down da dang dirty KEE WEE Farms
* A sock to beat off into while rocking back and forth and sobbing on vidya for Taylor
 
Yep, imagine this: This greasy gourd takes the pay he receives from his Wommart terlet scrubbing jerb, and--does he:

* Save the money
* Invest in mutual funds, stocks, bonds, or commodoties
* Go further in upstairs business collage
* Buy a house/condo/townhouse
* Travel further than the state butting up against Utah
* Attempt another surgery for his missing cranial nerves
* Even purchase better equipment (like a table instead of a used milk crate)

No! He takes every last penny and sinks it in:

* E-thots via Venmo
* Starbucks 5$ gift cards
* Lolsuits
* "Fines" levied by BIAS judges
* Chocolate milk from the gas station
* Costco muffins
* Malt-O-Meal bags
* Wahlburgers
* Finally shutting down da dang dirty KEE WEE Farms
* A sock to beat off into while rocking back and forth and sobbing on vidya for Taylor
You forgot Gas Station Flowers.
 
Yep, imagine this: This greasy gourd takes the pay he receives from his Wommart terlet scrubbing jerb, and--does he:

* Save the money
* Invest in mutual funds, stocks, bonds, or commodoties
* Go further in upstairs business collage
* Buy a house/condo/townhouse
* Travel further than the state butting up against Utah
* Attempt another surgery for his missing cranial nerves
* Even purchase better equipment (like a table instead of a used milk crate)

No! He takes every last penny and sinks it in:

* E-thots via Venmo
* Starbucks 5$ gift cards
* Lolsuits
* "Fines" levied by BIAS judges
* Chocolate milk from the gas station
* Costco muffins
* Malt-O-Meal bags
* Wahlburgers
* Finally shutting down da dang dirty KEE WEE Farms
* A sock to beat off into while rocking back and forth and sobbing on vidya for Taylor
I wonder how much he’s actually sent via venmo or gift cards to thots over the years?
 
Ahh fuck. @The Great Citracett can you link his instagram post? He is trying to cover the Piano Man by Billy Joel
Oh it's even better than that...

He's trying to cover "Big Shot."

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And why is he doing this?
Let's peep those tags...
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Looks like someone just realized Billy's daughter is hot.
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Sure, she's engaged, but when has that ever stopped our boy?

Also her mother is model Christie Brinkley, who Russ has at least once also expressed a desire to bang.
 
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