Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Marshal Mannerheim]

4000 years ago your parents would have exposed you on a mountaintop for being a mouth breathing coomer.

The only reason you can live the lifestyle you live is because of the internet and Western decadence, both of which only came into existence in the last 20 years or so.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

 

[Hand Banana]

I get why super butch women and dorky autistic girls troon out, but conventionally feminine women doing it always unnerves me. Also get a real job and stop sucking dick for money.

I wonder how many MTFs have been misled by women saying things like ‘why are all the hot guys gay?’ and thinking women like ‘femboys’ and not understanding that 1) that refers to a very specific type of in shape, well groomed man and 2) most straight women wouldn’t actually want to date an effeminate man even if he were solely into women.

The word femboy is misused. It's mostly used by incels gone trannies to describe any men that don't look like Rambo. Most women like twinks, soft ''prince'' guys that look like Bjorn Andersen or David Sylvian. That's why K-pop stars are so popular amongst women. I am tired of these trannies trying to shame my cute twinks into turning into degenerate femboys.

 

[CryptoHermit]

We Wuz Kangz Queenz N Shiet.

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This bloke has seen Serial Experiments Lain and knows who Yukio Mishima was, and is therefore Very Special Indeed.

A failed male cutting off his cock and pretending to be a woman is much different to Mishima who was OBSESSED with Traditional Japanese culture since he grew up when Japan was actively at war in the 40s.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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DID WE JUST BLOW YOUR TINY LITTLE CISHET MIND WITH HOW DARING AND TRANSGRESSIVE WE ARE? WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING COME BACK

 

[GenderCop]

Welp, looks like I got to experience being "misgendered" by some dumb American kiddo in VRChat...as a they, no less. How can someone get so triggered over getting misgendered is beyond me. I certainly didn't care. Which reminds me, I wonder if troons are triggered if you misgender them as a they.

Rhys Mckinnon used to reeeeeeee about this on the regular: "the terfs claim not to misgender me but still refuse to call me she and all their tweets call me THEY!"

he really really noticed and it really really pissed him off, so of course the terfs drove him insane with it

If someone specifies "she" pronoun and instead you use "they" = considered a deliberate insult.

but its one you can use to trigger them even more: "Sorry, I just assumed you were a they, its hard to keep all this shit straight!"

I know most women can't get away with that (apologies ladies) but playing a clueless dumb man about this stuff can be a lot of fun.

The word femboy is misused. It's mostly used by incels gone trannies to describe any men that don't look like Rambo. Most women like twinks, soft ''prince'' guys that look like Bjorn Andersen or David Sylvian. That's why K-pop stars are so popular amongst women. I am tired of these trannies trying to shame my cute twinks into turning into degenerate femboys.

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recently saw documentary about the old teenage idol Tab Hunter. Women in his high school chased him down hallways and he hid from them in closets!!! Holy shit, our dream come true. But God is laughing: he was gay as hell. He found it all "just embarrassing"... women chasing him was EMBARRASSING! the mind boggles.

but my wife was saying women wouldn't have chased him if he was into it, the fact that he was hiding was also "cute" to them, and very much unlike the other boys who were undoubtedly harrassing the hell out of them. the cutest boy in school (the county, the state) was not interested, and it drove them crazy. i find that interesting, as teen idols are carefully curated and far away from the girls, an attraction they can easily 'manage' .

 

[Meiwaku]

I went on tunglr because my pal told me it was a treasure trove and holy shit


This is a woman with brain rot

The autism is strong with this one

Nlog to nlog part 2

 

[frap]

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The autism is strong with this one

I had to cut the sleeves off because they were too small.

Well yeah they would be when the whole fucking top is about two sizes too small for your chub.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

They all look like men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpYE1LVQGwo

Here's a woman who trooned out, and still acts like a woman.
I don't get it anymore.
It's like guages and tattoos weren't enough for these people.

This isn't a woman. He said he's a cis male in the video. He just sounded like he had slight puberphonia.

 

[knightswagger]

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the spicy straights are getting out of hand.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

the spicy straights are getting out of hand.

Better than the spicy bisexuals (pansexuals), I guess.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Even in that scenario, it's only the guys who know they got a nice body. You never see fat or stick thin men post shirtless photos to flaunt their non-existent abs, yet these girls think they've mastered the fuckboy persona lol.

As a woman I can confirm it's the latter. Maybe that's just me and I'm talking out of my ass but I've never actually come across a scenario in real life where a woman found herself more attracted to a gay man solely because he's unobtainable, it only happens if he's also hot.

It's funny you mention TLOU because it's a perfect example now that I think about it. Ellie and Abby are both tomboys: one of them still looks feminine and soft despite having realistic female muscles, and the other looks like such a bad caricature more than half the internet unironically believed she had to be a TIM because no actual woman looks like that, even jacked up female bodybuilders. Which one do you think straight men found more fappable?
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It's almost like no matter how "gender non-conforming" you are, women are still women and men are still men. It's also almost like men aren't looking for an exaggeratedly feminine caricature of a "woman," but simply a woman regardless of how she dresses, and it doesn't matter how many layers of make up, press on nails and crop tops you wear as a HSTS, no straight man will wanna date you lol.

I think someone actually dug through the game files and found out Abby's model is a female head on a male NPC body haha

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It isn't OUR brains that are malfunctioning....

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

joanna's list reminds me of Donna/Emma/Gabi's womanhood lists a few years ago:

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so much autism!

~Women's clothes don't fit anyone~
They seem to fit most women, unless you're buying the cheapest Chinese shit from dollar stores, but even then it generally fits sorta okay. The problem is you're a man.

~bras only fit a small number of women~
Hahahaha. See above.

~thrift store panties are hard to put on right~
Ew. Just ew.

~cut up thrift store nylons/wear nylons in the summer ~
Ew. Also, hahaha.

~use soap to shave instead of shaving cream~
Hahahaha you numpty

~6.5" heels are appropriate for 5'8 "women" but they make it hard to sit on the toilet and hurt the feet~
Those are stripper heels. And no shit they hurt. That's why most women wear flats.

I hate to sound like a man hating ~feminist~ but holy shit men are dumb.

 

[chickenbutt]

In my experience, women who say they like feminine men mean a few specific things by this:

1) A man who cares about his appearance and strives to be groomed and well-dressed.

2) A man who is "pretty" ( e.g. long hair, guyliner, more androgynous facial features)

3) A man who is not macho/steeped in bro culture.

It's not too far off from the mindset of men who like tomboys. It's not that men want a woman who looks like a man (edit: or acts like a caricature of a man), it's that they are attracted to women who kind of bridge the psychosocial gap between men and women while still clearly being female.

Sorry if this is beating a dead horse, but I thought that last line was pretty insightful. My list of teenage crushes would have looked very like what @behindyourightnow was posting - a long parade of the "brooding, sensitive" kind from books and TV shows. I honestly think it's just what you said - trying to bridge the gap between the sexes created by socialization and gender stereotypes, while dealing with someone who is still demonstrably and unambiguously male. It's often very difficult for teenage girls to relate to their same-age male peers, because they're often at the Beavis and Butthead "huh huh show us your knockers, huh huh huh" stage, and any adult man paying serious attention to teenage girls is inevitably a horrorshow by definition - so you fantasize about men who are "masculine" in less annoying and/or threatening ways.

Teenage girls have a rough time (not saying boys don't, but I can't speak to it), I say let them have their imaginary fanfic Norwegian vampire heart surgeon boyfriend. They have all the time in the world to start realizing that the kind of man they're looking for does exist IRL, but they'll probably have time to finish school before they're in a position to meet him

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Basically women like "feminine" men who aren't emotionally retarded and are thoughtful, groom themselves, may dress slightly androgynous, and aren't fat or roided up i.e a slender yet male build. Not balding AGP trannies with gynecomastia getting stiffies from wearing a tutu.

 

[chickenbutt]

Basically women like "feminine" men who aren't emotionally retarded and are thoughtful, groom themselves, may dress slightly androgynous, and aren't fat or roided up i.e a slender yet male build. Not balding AGP trannies with gynecomastia getting stiffies from wearing a tutu.

That would be the crux of it, yes.

...Of course, I still don't expect trannies to understand this any time soon.

 

[Trananarama]

I think someone actually dug through the game files and found out Abby's model is a female head on a male NPC body haha

Abby's body model is apparently Colleen Fotsch, a pro crossfitter and extraordinarily beefy woman who does in fact exist in real life.

 

[Hand Banana]

With how much MtF love to fetishize femininity, i would love to know what they think about tomboys. Especially now that weebs are obsessed with them. Tomboys pretty much debunk their whole ideology and also look more feminine than them.

 

[Kiislova]

With how much MtF love to fetishize femininity, i would love to know what they think about tomboys.

Don't worry, the troon menace is hard at work trooning out every single tomboy out there.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

so much autism!

~Women's clothes don't fit anyone~
They seem to fit most women, unless you're buying the cheapest Chinese shit from dollar stores, but even then it generally fits sorta okay. The problem is you're a man.

~bras only fit a small number of women~
Hahahaha. See above.

~thrift store panties are hard to put on right~
Ew. Just ew.

~cut up thrift store nylons/wear nylons in the summer ~
Ew. Also, hahaha.

~use soap to shave instead of shaving cream~
Hahahaha you numpty

~6.5" heels are appropriate for 5'8 "women" but they make it hard to sit on the toilet and hurt the feet~
Those are stripper heels. And no shit they hurt. That's why most women wear flats.

I hate to sound like a man hating ~feminist~ but holy shit men are dumb.

I mean we are dumb when it comes to women, we don't know about the work women do to be prettied up and base our perceptions of women on media and porn!