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When will Jack drop dead?

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rubytintedchix said:
Fatty is back at Buffalo Wild Wings for JOTG.
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Someone should ask him to do the "classic chicken sandwich." It is a shockingly bad sandwich that sent reviewbrah into despair.
It also has one of Jack's pet peeves, being massively overcharged for a "sandwich" with a niggardly amount of meat.
 
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rubytintedchix said:
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Fatty is back at Buffalo Wild Wings for JOTG. I know I sound like a broken record, but seriously, they have to be done with the diet, right? I can only imagine how much salt, fat and calories are in these dishes and you know he ate all of them. Is Tammy just done trying to reel him back into the diet and now just letting him eat himself to death? Double Intamnity back on the table?
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Once again, this proves that the wendigo is keeping this fat sack of shit alive out of pure spite. Like no way someone ridden with all sorts of severe health issues such as a literal fucking stroke AND diabetes will not die on the spot eating that shit.

There’s the fat gluttons who died eating at the infamous Heart Attack Grill in Vegas and they didn’t have pre-existing strokes. This fat man just keeps on living.
 
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captkrisma said:
Oh fuck me running...Sevierville (about 7 miles north of Pigeon Forge) is set to get their own Buc-ees. Jack will absolutely go to this.

For those unfamiliar with Buc-ees, they are a Texas based gas and convenience store chain famous for being gigantic and selling all kinds of shit. You want brisket and pulled pork sandwiches? Homemade fudge? Made to order tacos/sandwiches/wraps? Specially made chocolates? Crisped puffed rice called "beaver nuggets"? Fucking camping shit like outdoor fireplace and shit for actual hunting like bows? If you can't find it at Buc-ees, you probably don't need it for a road trip.

And Seivervillle is getting the biggest one yet.
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Great. Now Jack will ruin Buc-ee's for me. Their made to order sandwiches are pretty damn good too. Funnily enough I had a brisket sandwich from there last night. Jack will find a way to be a pessimist and give a bad review because they were too busy or don't have tables to eat at.

They are also well known for their employee benefits and pay. It ranges from $15/hr to $32/hr. Health insurance, 401k and 3 weeks PTO. They are incredibly strict and have a high turnover rate as a result.
 
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boxybum said:
We are hating on talapia? I love it. Cheap and high in protein. You call it flavorless but when you fry it up I eat it with tartar sauce it tastes great.
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It's just such a shit tier experience. Thin, flimsy filets with hardly any texture or flavor.

I also fry it up and eat it with tartar sauce but the entire time I'm wishing I had the money for cod.

I don't think the fish in his video was raw, though. Tilapia takes hardly any time to cook and it sure looked done (for once) at the end.
 
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captkrisma said:
Oh fuck me running...Sevierville (about 7 miles north of Pigeon Forge) is set to get their own Buc-ees. Jack will absolutely go to this.

For those unfamiliar with Buc-ees, they are a Texas based gas and convenience store chain famous for being gigantic and selling all kinds of shit. You want brisket and pulled pork sandwiches? Homemade fudge? Made to order tacos/sandwiches/wraps? Specially made chocolates? Crisped puffed rice called "beaver nuggets"? Fucking camping shit like outdoor fireplace and shit for actual hunting like bows? If you can't find it at Buc-ees, you probably don't need it for a road trip.

And Seivervillle is getting the biggest one yet.
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Ken Domik did a review on Buc-ees a while ago if you want to see more about it.

 
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
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Mmm some Great Value tilapia caked in pre-shredded cellulose cheese. Yummers. At 3:00 he says "firmness of the crustacean that we've added to the fish"? Is that just mushbrain misspeaking or does he not know what a crustacean is? Fatty doesn't even bother to check how big the fillets are after he uses an entire tub of parmesan and a heap of lemon pepper. "They" use a term called opaque, who are "they" exactly Jack? Not the writers of the recipe that you plagiarized in the description, right? Fatty says there's too much salt and he'll "fix" the recipe in the description, but he didn't include Becky's Jack's note about keeping the salt out. Dumbass.
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It's not just that. He added a metric fuckton of that lemon pepper seasoning who's first ingredient is salt.

So salt from the cellulose cheese. The salt from the seasoning and the additional "just a pinch" which looked like a fucking tablespoon of. So salt, salt and salt. And then he complains it too salty. Well what the fuck do you expect?

feral cat #6385 said:
Tilapia eat shit and apparently aren't good for you. So you could say Tilapia are the Jack Scalfani of fish.
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They're bottom feeders. But then so is catfish. The problem is this is farmed tilapia so they're kept in a pen and since they're from China they just let them eat their own poop, swim in toxic water and probably feed them contaminated pellets every once in a while.

But then considering how much Mushbrain loves his Chinesium crap it's no surprising he's into Chinesium fish as well.
 
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abobe said:
Great. Now Jack will ruin Buc-ee's for me. Their made to order sandwiches are pretty damn good too. Funnily enough I had a brisket sandwich from there last night. Jack will find a way to be a pessimist and give a bad review because they were too busy or don't have tables to eat at.

They are also well known for their employee benefits and pay. It ranges from $15/hr to $32/hr. Health insurance, 401k and 3 weeks PTO. They are incredibly strict and have a high turnover rate as a result.
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I fucking love Buc-ees, and they're often a stop on my way to and from wrestling shows down in Atlanta. My order is always a pepperjack kolache, a cherry kolache, and a sliced brisket sandwich.

BTW, if you watch Zicky Dice's twitch show tonight you might catch a glimpse of yours truly working security since the show is in Atlanta.

Jack would absolutely shit on Buc-ees simply for not having any tables as you mentioned, but he would also slam them for having shit parking and being way too crowded (especially if Jack goes the weekend it opens). Jack wouldn't understand the made to order sandwich computer and would ask mommy wife for help.
 
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from jack's boomer FB group. i'm pretty sure "mary flak" is a troll

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Aaway said:
from jack's boomer FB group. i'm pretty sure "mary flak" is a troll

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Fuck flying close to the sun, Rob just dove in.
rubytintedchix said:
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Fatty is back at Buffalo Wild Wings for JOTG. I know I sound like a broken record, but seriously, they have to be done with the diet, right? I can only imagine how much salt, fat and calories are in these dishes and you know he ate all of them. Is Tammy just done trying to reel him back into the diet and now just letting him eat himself to death? Double Intamnity back on the table?
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It never ceases to amaze me how Jack is on top of every single new fast food item and promotion. I can not think of anything I care less about than BWW getting flatbread pizza. Jack like the good consoomer he is probably had that date marked on a calendar.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
It never ceases to amaze me how Jack is on top of every single new fast food item and promotion. I can not think of anything I care less about than BWW getting flatbread pizza. Jack like the good consoomer he is probably had that date marked on a calendar.
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Jack probably spends most of his online time engaging with fast food social media accounts and re-reading the menus on their websites every few days.
 
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AnOminous said:
Someone should ask him to do the "classic chicken sandwich." It is a shockingly bad sandwich that sent reviewbrah into despair.
It also has one of Jack's pet peeves, being massively overcharged for a "sandwich" with a niggardly amount of meat.
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Jack and Tammy reviewed that sandwich and the other three chicken sandwiches in a single trip. They cut them in half, so they each only had two whole sandwiches.
 
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