Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[TastyColours]

Loving her “curried” sweet potato soup. Colour me doubtful that she knows the difference between a garam masala and a biryani masala, or what all those “Indian” spices are.

I’m playing the cultural appropriation card, Coco. You are not South Asian. Stop currying.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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“menty b” as in “mental breakdown“?

 

[Fupa Control]

Why get a haircut when you can just grow your forehead out?

 

[theriddler3]

“menty b” as in “mental breakdown“?

I would assume so. These fat liberation people always go out of their way to infantalize themselves. I suspect it helps bury some of the shame and regret of becoming so unwell via food.

 

[No Thank You]

Loving her “curried” sweet potato soup. Colour me doubtful that she knows the difference between a garam masala and a biryani masala, or what all those “Indian” spices are.

I’m playing the cultural appropriation card, Coco. You are not South Asian. Stop currying.

On one hand, I love sharing foodways and learning about different traditional foods, and my innocent self knows it’s never wrong, but Corissa and JULIANA bring out my cynicism. They express their worst emotions through their eating habits, and I admit, whenever I see them try to talk about anything having to do with other ethnic groups, whether it’s about stolen land or curry, I get this kind of dread that if they ever ended up in a survival scenario that resulted in cannibalism, they’d eat the brown people first.

“It’s like they‘ve been marinating in exotic spices their whole life! If we have to eat anyone, let’s at least eat someone who tastes good!”
-Corissa, probably

There is no way these buffoons will pull off any kind of homesteader “brand”, if you will. I sometimes watch homesteader YouTube videos, even the weird religious families with zillions of neglected kids because some of those moms can budget and meal plan in ways that still make sense to someone who is single with no children. Corissa reminds me of a cheap knockoff version of one lady, in particular.

Spoiler: Coco Vs Mary

I think Corissa would really love to be seen as someone like Mary, of Mary’s Nest.

Mary is most likely obese, and she seems to carry a lot of weight lower on her body (which is better than either c or j’s distribution), but despite also being old enough to be Corissa’s mother, or maybe JULIANA’s grandmother, she looks like she’ll be alive much longer than c or j will. Note the healthy hair, clear skin, and bright eyes of someone who eats bread every day and cooks with tallow, but despite the quantity plumping her up, I think it’s pretty clear the nutritional content and quality of Mary’s diet is pretty good.



Even if her BMI is close to Corissa’s, I think it’s pretty clear she’s in much better shape overall, and I doubt she’s getting into fights at the Mickey D’s drive thru.


I just love how happy she looks.

If you take the time to watch this video, you’ll learn more about her, and also, you’ll get a quick rundown on how much work is involved in creating a traditional foods kitchen. I believe part of Corissa wants the instagrammable part of that lifestyle, I think she wants to see her pickles and loaves on the counter top, but I can’t imagine her planning long enough to clean, then soak beans overnight in order to let them simmer a while, the next day. I don’t see being Corissa and JULIANA satisfied with one of Mary’s recipes for canned sardines when you’re snowed in and can’t get to market. I doubt either of them will ever purchase a food scale in order to properly calculate the amount of salt needed for some homemade sauerkraut. A ten-pound food scale would probably trigger them too much.

I love to cook, I love to learn about different techniques, and I am also pretty keen on “traditional” foods and their preparation and preservation, and watching Coco in the kitchen is pitiable. Mary’s channel has about 500k subs, I wouldn’t be surprised if Coco has seen her channel and tried to cluster-b-emotional-vampire suck up Mary’s persona into her own.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

I would assume so. These fat liberation people always go out of their way to infantalize themselves. I suspect it helps bury some of the shame and regret of becoming so unwell via food.

And then they whine that no one take them seriously, must be a “mental health stigma!11” and not “panini” or “menty b ^w^”

 

[Smug Cat]

a lil menty b

kill yourself

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

And then they whine that no one take them seriously, must be a “mental health stigma!11” and not “panini” or “menty b ^w^”

Nothing like a 30 year old whose bmi is equal to her iq using food puns to whine about muh mentals...

Menty B sounds like either a breath mint or a rapper name tbh

 

[chickenbutt]

Nothing like a 30 year old whose bmi is equal to her iq using food puns to whine about muh mentals...

Menty B sounds like either a breath mint or a rapper name tbh

Hahahahahahahaha

of you to think J's BMI is only equal to her IQ

I'd put money on her BMI being higher TBH

 

[Smug Cat]

Hahahahahahahaha

of you to think J's BMI is only equal to her IQ

I'd put money on her BMI being higher TBH

J is what, 5'5" and 600 pounds? That'd put her BMI around 100 and you KNOW she has below average intelligence.

 

[multiverse]

J is what, 5'5" and 600 pounds? That'd put her BMI around 100 and you KNOW she has below average intelligence.

Juliana is 5'1".

 

[UncleTusky]

J is what, 5'5" and 600 pounds? That'd put her BMI around 100 and you KNOW she has below average intelligence.

5'2" and no specific number just "over 500 pounds" for a minimum BMI of 91.4 (BMI = 100 would happen at 547 pounds). For perspective she would still be obese even if she dropped 2/3 of her weight.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Smug Cat]

Juliana is 5'1".

5'2" and no specific number just "over 500 pounds" for a minimum BMI of 91.4. She would still be obese even if she dropped 2/3 of her weight.

Edit: Ninja'd

Ahaha fucking RIP. Yeah there's a zero percent chance her IQ is at or higher than her BMI.

 

[Gramlol]

Her psychological pain has got be worse. When I first started following Corissa, she was very much an "influencer". Yeah, she was a landwhale and spouting the HAES bullshit, but I'll admit that her photos were posed and shooped well, she wore nice clothing, and she looked the best she could possibly look. I could see how lonely fat women would be fooled by Corissa's act of living a fabulous fat life. She always tried to portray this glamorous lifestyle.

Now, she looks like a bag lady. The house is old and run down. Nobody is going to be envious or desire to have this kind of lifestyle. Nobody. That has got to be a blow to Corissa's ego. She can try rebranding all she wants, but even people who want to buy into the "homesteader" thing still expect videos with people who look put together and attractive. And also people who, you know, actually homestead. You can be more "natural" in your appearance, but you still have to shower and look like you aren't in the throws of a major depression. You also have to do actual work around the home. I don't think any of those things are actually possible for Corissa given how much she has gone downhill physically. I know it's not for J.

I agree. And I think a part of it may be her relationship with J- as long as she looked cuter or more femme than J, was she really that bad? And her habits likely adjusted to J's- who somehow had even more atrocious habits than old Corissa.
It's easy to feel pretty in comparison to J, even if your body is actively decomposing.
And the effects of a bad diet, sedentary lifestyle and idleness are felt in worsened mental health, with higher stress levels and poor sleep. No wonder she's fighting people at McDonald's and yelling (ahem, *educating*) the internet about capitalism calling her lazy

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

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I don't actually believe for a second Corissa has ever had any serious desire to be a parent. She could be one of those narcissists who just reproduce to build their own slave from the ground up, but I'm leaning more towards thinking she's far too self absorbed to ever even consider it. More likely she just "wants" to in the same way toddlers suddenly want whatever their sibling has regardless of whether they ever gave a fuck about it before: She knows she and the other malodorous she-beast have eaten themselves out of every fertility option available and even the shadiest foreign adoption outfit isn't gonna hand over a kid to the likes of them, she's just mad it isn't really a choice at this point. At most she's starting to panic about not being able to abuse her existing family members into becoming full time snack fetchers and ass wipers and bitterly thinks how much easier it would be with someone she could groom into codependency from birth.

 

[In Memoriam]

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Why would hair cause a mental breakdown? So manly, much tough

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[multiverse]

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Thank God Juliana is too fat to find her snatch; she could lose a packer in her folds until she dies.