DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

What does he mean by saying "My view is thus"? What do any of his weird speech tics mean?
He's the classic gin-brain who thinks he sounds smart while slurring his words and burping and snorting.

It’s grammatically correct speech. It’s also a classic example of “if I sound smart people are leas likely to realize I’m talking bullshit”. An intelligent or informed person makes their point clear to anyone listening regardless of their vocabulary.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Given it was prboably a troll tip, seems more like a rhetorical question

For further context, it was a follow-up question to Phil being asked about kicking a bad drinking habit. He went into a rant about how he slowly eased out of drinking all the time rather than quitting cold turkey. Phil spoke as though he had already conquered the demon, while probably still drinking as he spoke. As additional context, a question shortly after that was, "why do you have two bottles when you stream?" I'm pretty sure in a court a lawyer would object, but I'm pretty sure it'd be overruled.

It was definitely a troll line of questioning, because none of the wheelchairs would ever as a superior male figure in their life why he drinks so much. They would have had that question beaten out of them.

 

[Corpun]

Phil really is that retarded kid who is told to not poke a hornet's nest, does it anyway, cries afterwards at the expected outcome, and then blames everyone else for not telling him to not poke the hornet's nest.

If Phil went outside evr I'm willing to bet he would be the retard who runs up to a bear cub to pet it.

god i fucking long for the days when i could just watch base clips of phil being a moron instead of having some idiot giving his opinion over it.

Be the change you want to see, or just hope one of the silent detractors upload the clip.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I didn't think Troy Baker would ever be talked about again by Mr tips, but here we are. I like how hypocritical he is about Troy's apology, when Piggybanks never apologized to him about insulting his style of dress in a credits screen.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

https://youtu.be/MVRlfdxcffg?t=11275

3:13 He does the Donald Trump didn't pay his bills rant again hahaha. Phil didn't tell him off this time though.

 

[capefear56]

It’s grammatically correct speech. It’s also a classic example of “if I sound smart people are leas likely to realize I’m talking bullshit”. An intelligent or informed person makes their point clear to anyone listening regardless of their vocabulary.

This guy desperately wants to be perceived as intelligent, yet lacks the social awareness to realize that nobody with an IQ above room temperature is impressed with his faux posh mannerisms.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This video is golden and peak DSP. He assaults an NPC because they are in a doorway instead of waiting for them to move, his follower aggros everyone (More on Barbas later), He lowers the difficulty twice, and blames autosaves for 'not working' as if autosaves are supposed to save when he wants them to, not how they are set up in the settings like a retard.

Oh and why does he have Barbas? Probably because Barbas is an immortal dog follower (For the time you have him) and he can have him alongside a human companion, meaning he won't have to do any fighting himself.

Nothing is his fault and it's the devs fault for not updating an 11 year old game to cater to retard supremo here.

Gets attacked by like six guards at once, loses about 10% of his health
Fucking pathetic how easy games need to be for him nowadays

 

[Balr0g]

“You get more variety of games on khansoles (when compared to PC).”

Phil… get help.

Says the guy who was once one of the PC crowd. Put down the gin and do some research you fucking reatrd

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The Pikachu hat is super comfy and he doesn't care how it makes him look.
And there is nothing wrong with a 40 year old man wearing it.
OK.

EDIT:
@Kheapathic PC mod when?

 

[Kheapathic]

I can't help but substitute Ashley with Leanna every time Phil starts going off. It makes his sperging a little entertaining.

Edit: Whether it's the knife fight FMV or the actual combat sequence, I'm predicting Krauser to bring out a lot of rage.

I also forgot how loaded the late game (The Island / Chapter 5) in RE4 is. The Village and Castle are great, but the Island has a lot of bullshit and drags on.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I can't even go to the fucking Dollar Store without being reminded of this shit.

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[Optimus Prime]

Says the guy who was once one of the PC crowd. Put down the gin and do some research you fucking reatrd

Part of me wonders if his stance has changed because with PC, you have to actually build your rig and understand shit which even at his peak, Phil was utterly incapable of doing.

Consoles you just pop in the disc, cartridge, or download it from the online store and you're set to go. All you have to do is buy a console and hook it up.

I can't even go to the fucking Dollar Store without being reminded of this shit.

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Heh, maybe we should start calling Phil's house the "Goutbarn"?

 

[YokuNama]

Just look at this phrasing.
"Now, most people are going to think I'm going to say 'OhImNotGonnaTalkAboutThat'. Here's the truth. Um. I very may well casually play mobile games."
1. No, people would think you're going to say you don't, because you have insisted that you gave them up when Kat moved in several times, even saying this after saying that you bought wifi on the flight to your wedding so that you could play mobile games. That's why you phrase it as a truthful revelation - because you've lied about it multiple times before this.
2. "May" - This weasel word is so that Phil has wiggle room in the future, and because even when he is telling the truth, he has to squeak a lie in there. His hesitation seems to be him catching himself from speaking ambiguously after he just said he was going to tell the truth. Lying and weaseling is the default mode.

"Casually. And what I mean by that is once and a while, open it up, play through it... I don't spend any money in them, I just kind of fuck around with them.
He immediately needs to stipulate this because he knows he is in dangerous waters, obviously.

"I'm not going to tell you what games they are, because sadly, what happens, when people talk about me and mobile games and shit, they make shit up, they literally create drama on the internet..."
Admitting that you play them but refusing to say which games does more to prove that there's a problem here than anything else. If you're not spending money, and you haven't retardedly attached them to a name like your Twitter handle, and one of the games isn't WWE Champions (which he has repeatedly lied about), then the best way to diffuse the situation is with transparency. The only reason to hide which games you're talking about is because we can find a paper trail that proves you're lying about not spending on them, or interfere with your capacity to play them. Say by doxing your whale clans.

"Actually, yeah, I dabble in a few once in a while as time killers."
What a stupid thing to say. Your busy life, during which you have no free time, no time to do things like spend time with your wife or work on things for your fans... you admit that you invest time in mobile games for the explicit reason of wasting said time. He does not even go anywhere that he'd be waiting around for anything or the like. He's literally home, with access to superior forms of media, things that could give him topics for his podcast - movies, wrasslin', games... and yet he pumps time into mobile games that he 'plays for free', meaning that he's not even making any kind of progress. Why would you do this?

Sure looks like the language of an addict.
"I don't do it. But when I do it, I don't spend money on it. I only do it casually. And I do it when there's nothing else I could be doing anyway. I don't need to disclose anything more about it because there's nothing more to know, and you should trust me despite me already having revealed that I lied about not doing it. People make up terrible things about me doing it, but as you can see, because I'm unwilling to disclose details, they can't."

Good summary.

My thing is, who in the hell would believe the bullshit that comes out of his mouth? Yesterday, was a mask slip. He's contradicted himself with the "mobile games" saga SO MANY TIMES. Its obvious he is lying, at least somewhere.

Then I remember. He's groomed all the smart people out of his audience and he's gathered an audience of 4D trolls and handicaps. That's why I never get mad about the amount of money he makes a stream. He's gonna blow it, and the wheelchairs that pay lose the money that they are suppose to pay medical bills for their condition with.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Gets attacked by like six guards at once, loses about 10% of his health
Fucking pathetic how easy games need to be for him nowadays

Don't forget the God of War presentation at GDC, people like Phil are used as the lowest common denominator for how difficult games need to be.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Heh, maybe we should start calling Phil's house the "Goutbarn"?

I didn't even notice the candles until just now. There's like five years of DSP lore hidden in that 5ft section of aisle. Who knew the Dollar Store was a detractor too? Dollar Store DSP.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

This video is golden and peak DSP. He assaults an NPC because they are in a doorway instead of waiting for them to move, his follower aggros everyone (More on Barbas later), He lowers the difficulty twice, and blames autosaves for 'not working' as if autosaves are supposed to save when he wants them to, not how they are set up in the settings like a retard.

Oh and why does he have Barbas? Probably because Barbas is an immortal dog follower (For the time you have him) and he can have him alongside a human companion, meaning he won't have to do any fighting himself.

Nothing is his fault and it's the devs fault for not updating an 11 year old game to cater to retard supremo here.

So Phil attacks an NPC, that NPC and the guards start to attack him and Phil complains for 10 minutes about the game being bugged and auto save "fucking up" because he relies on autosave "to work" and now the auto save overwrote his save file from before when he attacked a NPC(apparently auto save working as intended means it's not working), and the reason Phil attacked the NPC is because he didn't wanted to wait a few seconds for the NPC to stop blocking the door. At 9:30 he says "this is one of the jankies of this GAME ENGINE, it fucks it all up" , Phil what do you think a game engine is? it's like when he was playing Skyrim the other day and he said that "bugs are not optimized", he doesn't know shit about games after 13 years if he think guards attacking him has anything to do with the game engine.

What gets me is that at 7:34 and 8:26 he lowers the game difficulty when he is being attacked by the guards after trying to figure out how to fix this, this shows Phil complete lack of problem solving skills and how he has an IQ of 80, mother fucker what do you think lowering the difficulty is going to do? do you think that if you put the game on easy the guards stop attacking? Jesus what a retard, it would be like playing a RTS game, fucking up your resource management and locking yourself out of building a structure and then starting to lower the difficulty as if that would do anything, what a dent.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Part of me wonders if his stance has changed because with PC, you have to actually build your rig and understand shit which even at his peak, Phil was utterly incapable of doing.

Consoles you just pop in the disc, cartridge, or download it from the online store and you're set to go. All you have to do is buy a console and hook it up.

This is definitely it. But he cant directly say that, because he is a gamer who used to build PCs for fun. And at the same time, he is the opposite.I love the clip where he talks about how he isn't a techie, he's a GAMER. Bro, gamers are techies.

It seems like most users here are gamers, as they have problems withs DSPs incorrect criticism of certain games. The last console I owned was an xbox 360, never had anything but a laptop, I follow DSP strictly because I think he is a psychopath that makes me laugh, and even I can tell you the robust gaming options a high end PC far outweigh what you can get on a console.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

This is definitely it. But he cant directly say that, because he is a gamer who used to build PCs for fun. And at the same time, he is the opposite.I love the clip where he talks about how he isn't a techie, he's a GAMER. Bro, gamers are techies.

What makes it even more ridiculous is that building a PC is super easy,I had no idea of how to build a PC, but I was able to build one after reading an article and watching 2 videos,there are websites like pcpartpicker that tell you if something is compatible or not and how much power does you PC need,grandma could teach herself how to build a PC in 2 hours at most but Phillip Burnell with a 13 year legacy can't use a computer because he is so tech inept that he doesn't turn off his electronics.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil complains he can't find the exit door, opens the map, Leon icon is literally right next to the green door icon; literally had to turn left and press button to go through. Instead... I finally get to see the death animation from when you fail to make it in time. Good job Phil.