Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

It's time to play another game. Today's game is another guess Chantal's body part:
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You'll be pleased to know it is not her asshole. 10/10 would not fuck either.
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wow. I’m not going to lie. I genuinely thought it was a close-up of an ear.
(This is a very fun game. We should do this more often. Its a nice palate=cleanser
from the spergs about……

  1. The cats / vets
  2. The whole whereabouts of the CPAP
  3. Health sperging has another thread
  4. Egypt”s cookedry
  5. all the drug talk
Im not saying these thing.s aren’t fun, it is nice to rake a break his wonderful game. (I admit, lost this one.)
 
I’ve noticed that Chantal has mentioned on several occasions now that “foreign people are friendlier” than infidel Westerners. Rate me autistic, but aren’t Canadians renowned for being nice/friendly? Obviously Chins doesn’t fit the bill (even if it were 6X), but it’s amusing that she never realises that she is the problem.
Also, the delusion to feel that Nader is in any way nice to her is stunning.
Eh, a lot of Canadians are "surface nice". That is they will be kind to your face, and tear you apart behind your back if you’re not "one of them". They also have a very misplaced sense of superiority over Americans, which is totally unfounded. Not all of course, those are just my observations as a born and raised Canadian who has never lived in another country, so take that as you will.
 
So I thought the drug deals at the outhouse theory was a little farfetched, but check this out (timestamped at 9:06):

Responding to this question:
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Chantal replies, "Outhouse visits? No, probably not. Probably just gonna stay in. I know it's Saturday. I don't feel like partying or anything."

That's a fucking weird thought to have if there truly aren't any outhouse dealings happening, no?
So after saying that she’s staying in and smoking enough THC (even without the inhaling it all the way) to kill a horse, our self proclaimed Queen of Beezers which in reality is known as deranged disgusting Psycho Gunt, got all dolled up, covered her ugly mug with an extra layer of glitter, attached pubic hair like false lashes and went to either drive her Egyptian master to his date in Montreal or to the outhouse drugdrop to get her not real man nor chef his daily dose medicine.
Happy Saturday my fellow kiwis, enjoy the weekend and lets hope the cow will provide us with some quality entertainment soon 🌈
 

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Eh, a lot of Canadians are "surface nice". That is they will be kind to your face, and tear you apart behind your back if you’re not "one of them". They also have a very misplaced sense of superiority over Americans, which is totally unfounded. Not all of course, those are just my observations as a born and raised Canadian who has never lived in another country, so take that as you will.

That's standard human behavior chum.
 
Eh, a lot of Canadians are "surface nice". That is they will be kind to your face, and tear you apart behind your back if you’re not "one of them". They also have a very misplaced sense of superiority over Americans, which is totally unfounded. Not all of course, those are just my observations as a born and raised Canadian who has never lived in another country, so take that as you will.
From an outsider’s perspective, most Canadians are uncommonly friendly. You may not notice it as much because you live there and so don’t see the contrast as starkly. That’s not to say they don’t internally think everyone else is an asshat, but that “surface” nice you speak of isn’t universal. As far as Western cultures go (and many non-Western cultures I’ve experienced but I have less to compare there), they’re definitely among the most friendly, polite and considerate, which is why it’s hilarious whenever Chantal goes off on a tirade about how other cultures are better. Projection thy name is Chantal.
 
From an outsider’s perspective, most Canadians are uncommonly friendly. You may not notice it as much because you live there and so don’t see the contrast as starkly. That’s not to say they don’t internally think everyone else is an asshat, but that “surface” nice you speak of isn’t universal. As far as Western cultures go (and many non-Western cultures I’ve experienced but I have less to compare there), they’re definitely among the most friendly, polite and considerate, which is why it’s hilarious whenever Chantal goes off on a tirade about how other cultures are better. Projection thy name is Chantal.
A wise person once said to me that "the only thing you can guarantee about any group, race, nationality, or gender is that there is at least one asshole in every bunch." Let us listen to these wise words and not go on for pages upon pages about whether or not Canadians are unusually nice universally. Shall we, friends?

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A wise person once said to me that "the only thing you can guarantee about any group, race, nationality, or gender is that there is at least one asshole in every bunch." Let us listen to these wise words and not go on for pages upon pages about whether or not Canadians are unusually nice universally. Shall we, friends?

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Absolutely!!! One of the best people I know is a devout Muslim. Some of the worst people I know are multi-generational American. Same with cis vs. LGBT. There are good people and assholes in every group.

Just to pre-empt y'all, I'm giving myself a :politisperg:sticker for that.
 
Juicy Fart, timestamped.

It was...more.

A record-setting, Juicy Fart Wet Shart, blisteringly timestamped scat-stamped into the pee-soaked seat of the Kween's rolling Counter-to-Fridge commuter throne commode.

It was...Historic. This Chin-nobyl fuel ass-embly meltdown has surpassed "Classic Chantal's" former record-holding "5:00 a.m. Lobster Mac and Beeze at Bibi's" Three-Piles Island derriere detonation.

5 a.m. Fartastic Lobster Mac Beezin' at Bibi's.jpg

AND! "Achievement Unlocked!"...At the same time (so brave!) overcoming the handicap of not beezing while "commando!"

YET!...this tremendous Torrid-trousered, taint-entangled toot, raised up its shakey parm-loaded, Sriacha-drenched, half-cheese/half-bean Chili-Chins'-Chin...THEN! like a Mt. Everestian avalanche roiled its volcanic pyroclastic shit-iment to strain against the firmament of space-time fabric...AND! a reverse camel-toe, pant-eating ass crack...TO!

...Unleash itself upon the World! (Wide Web.)

AND! The amid the tympani of @Big_Beautiful_Methane tush-trumpets, and Lush-strumpets, the VIBiddies and VIBidiots rejoiced...and reee-rupupppt'd!

An ¡ Ay, Braaaap-phaap-pap-parapa-pah-paaap, Papi ! ass-blast streamed directly into the welcoming, exceptional earbuds of every last (paid-up) VIB in VIBville (after being screened through the Interwebz, 9000 proxies, the Farms' Great Wall of DDoS, AND! finally, all that has come to pass in the history of the Beeze Age is earnestly/zealously/religiously archived by Our Blessed Scribes -- for eternity.)

We can say that truly, on this day, Foodie's fanny transcended and "ass-ended" to the Fundament of Fupa and became "the Shart Heard 'Round the World™" (Wide Web, in Minecraft.)
 
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It's funny she keeps talking about Shannon and her two star hotel trip, but two years ago, when she was bragging about the same trip (where she was going to have her own hotel room so she could bring men back at night and walk around in a bikini on the beach AND! was going to buy herself two first class airplane seats) she called it a 5 star luxury resort.

Sounds like Chantal is jealous she was uninvited. I hope her money was non-refundable and Shannon used it for her ticket.
 
I’m happy Shannon keeps pissing her off so easily. However, Chantal needs to STFU. No one cares that your rando ex-friend used coke when you’re never sober and admitted to using weed, mushrooms, molly, hashish, meth, alcohol, and coke (sometimes within the same 24 period). Now that’s hypocritical.
 
It was...more.

A record-setting, Juicy Fart Wet Shart, blisteringly timestamped scat-stamped into the pee-soaked seat of the Kween's rolling Counter-to-Fridge commuter throne commode.

It was...Historic. This Chin-nobyl fuel ass-embly meltdown has surpassed "Classic Chantal's" former record-holding "5:00 a.m. Lobster Mac and Beeze at Bibi's" Three-Piles Island derriere detonation.

AND! "Achievement Unlocked!"...At the same time (so brave!) overcoming the handicap of not beezing while "commando!"

YET!...this tremendous Torrid-trousered, taint-entangled toot, raised up its shakey parm-loaded, Sriacha-drenched, half-cheese/half-bean Chili-Chins'-Chin...THEN! like a Mt. Everestian avalanche roiled its volcanic pyroclastic shit-iment to strain against the firmament of space-time fabric...AND! a reverse camel-toe, pant-eating ass crack...TO!

...Unleash itself upon the World! (Wide Web.)

AND! The tympani of @Big_Beautiful_Me-thane tush-trumpets reee-rupupppt'd!

An ¡ Ay, Braaaap-phaap-pap-parapa-pah-paaap, Papi ! ass-blast streamed directly into the welcoming, exceptional earbuds of every last (paid-up) VIB in VIBville (after being screened through the Interwebz, 9000 proxies, the Farms' Great Wall of DDoS, AND! to be earnestly/zealously/religiously archived by Our Blessed Scribes -- for eternity.)

We can say that truly, on this day, Foodie's fanny transcended and "ass-ended" to the Fundament of Fupa and became "the Shart Heard 'Round the World™" (Wide Web, in Minecraft.)
*wipes a tear away* This is the pottery I come to KF to hear. Thank you, gentle farmer.
 
Shannon can be as white trash as humanly possible but she’s the one thing Chantal will never be…thin and that absolutely kills her. Seeth more Chins, you were never going on that trip and everyone knew it. Who needs the Dominican Republic and beaches when you can get high and park your car next to an outhouse?
 
Shannon has meth face and if I remember correctly she re entered Chin's life from the exact moment she started dealing with drugs (after she met Nader). Yes, she is trash just like Chins and she was looking for free drugs.

I definitely believe that Shannon is no stranger to drugs. The graduation party story could be either true or a lie to slander Shannon - quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised either way. Whether it's true or not, it makes Chantal look worse either way. Either you brought drugs to the graduation party which is what you're trying to drag Shannon for doing, or you're lying.
 
I definitely believe that Shannon is no stranger to drugs. The graduation party story could be either true or a lie to slander Shannon - quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised either way. Whether it's true or not, it makes Chantal look worse either way. Either you brought drugs to the graduation party which is what you're trying to drag Shannon for doing, or you're lying.

This is what truly firmly makes Chantal not worth the title of human. Fucking drugs to a graduation party. It seems obvious Chins knew Shannon used. But we don't know if Shannon was a routine user, or some one who was trying to stop, or some one who struggle with and largely quit the addiction. Of which, all three can easily fall back into the whole ease of use again bit. And Chantal being such a wonderful friend, likely pressured them into doing just that.

I don't overly see Shannon having a meth face, but then again in this thread, I see Chantal...and then I see a normal human. Maybe after exposure to Chantal every one just looks normal and decent or some shit.
 
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