It was...
more.
A record-setting,
Juicy Fart Wet Shart, blisteringly
timestamped scat-stamped into the pee-soaked seat of the Kween's rolling Counter-to-Fridge commuter
throne commode.
It was...Historic. This Chin-nobyl fuel ass-embly meltdown has surpassed "Classic Chantal's" former record-holding "5:00 a.m. Lobster Mac and Beeze at Bibi's" Three-Piles Island derriere detonation.
AND! "Achievement Unlocked!"...At the same time (
so brave!) overcoming the handicap of not beezing while "commando!"
YET!...this tremendous Torrid-trousered, taint-entangled toot, raised up its shakey parm-loaded, Sriacha-drenched, half-cheese/half-bean Chili-Chins'-Chin...THEN! like a Mt. Everestian avalanche roiled its volcanic pyroclastic shit-iment to strain against the firmament of space-time fabric...AND! a reverse camel-toe, pant-eating ass crack...TO!
...Unleash itself upon the World!
(Wide Web.)
AND! The tympani of @Big_Beautiful_Me-thane tush-trumpets reee-rupupppt'd!
An
¡ Ay, Braaaap-phaap-pap-parapa-pah-paaap, Papi ! ass-blast streamed directly into the welcoming, exceptional earbuds of every last
(paid-up) VIB in VIBville (after being screened through the Interwebz, 9000 proxies, the Farms' Great Wall of DDoS, AND! to be
earnestly/zealously/religiously archived by
Our Blessed Scribes --
for eternity.)
We can say that truly,
on this day, Foodie's fanny transcended and "ass-ended" to the Fundament of Fupa and became "
the Shart Heard 'Round the World™"
(Wide Web, in Minecraft.)