The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Lumpy.Nuala]

Wait, is Penny British? Have you guys heard him speak?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wait, is Penny British? Have you guys heard him speak?

No and yes. He speaks almost exactly like Mr. Garrison. Why would you ask if he's Bri'ish, bruv?

 

[Lumpy.Nuala]

No and yes. He speaks almost exactly like Mr. Garrison. Why would you ask if he's Bri'ish, bruv?

Well it started with him calling his playthings "pets" and then I was looking at his teeth and they look super Bri'ish. Also the name Penelope is pretty Pom.

He seemed so much happier in the rare finds @Meiwaku just posted. They should have just continued on as garden variety AGPs.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Well it started with him calling his playthings "pets" and then I was looking at his teeth and they look super Bri'ish. Also the name Penelope is pretty Pom.

You should probably stop basing your assumptions about Bongish teeth on old episodes of the Simpsons, there are Dentists everywhere over here. It's true some people do have bad teeth, I myself only have 2 green ones at the front and a black one at the back but that's pretty rare these days.

Oh, and all septics are fat.

 

[retard strength]

Just like a dog, Phil may have had a sex drive until he got his balls chopped off.

Also lmfao at the Kevin in front of the monitors and toys. Incredible how much money they've wasted on titty skittles and fetish shots, they have done nothing for any of them. It's all bullshit.

It has been said but damn, he could have just been a gross nerdy man. It wouldn't have been that odd. Tons of millenials live that sort of prolonged childish consumption and denial of adulthood now. He could have just been a gross manchild, hell if he'd taken after his dad he could even have a nice programming job to fund his toy consumption without working too hard or often. He would still be a sexpest though but at least he wouldn't be blackfacing women and convincing boys and middle-aged creeps to chop their dicks off.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

It's only a negligent discharge if someone finds out. It's happened to me a few times:

>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18 )
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
Slam fires round into ground

Fith time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
> pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Turns out the sig's extractor got stuck somehow something got I to the spring

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

lol, I remember seeing this on 4chan. good meme.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Did you just refer to Kevin as attractive???? Kill yourself immediately.

No dumbass I'm talking about the chad turned troon. Thought I made that clear, sorry. But I never said he was attractive, just lamenting the fact that a decent looking dude turned troon but for all I know he could be a furry or whatever before the troonout.

EDIT: Saw that post with your info about that dude. God damn I take back any sympathy I had for him. The troons can have him.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Well it started with him calling his playthings "pets" and then I was looking at his teeth and they look super Bri'ish. Also the name Penelope is pretty Pom.

Nah, he just a straight-up degenerate.

 

[Osyth Osyth]

Penny is gross, guys!! There is no good person on the tranch. Let’s just stop looking for heroes in this story. The tranny that has two disgusting man children little girl- wannabes for partners (while abandoning his own real children to do this!) and threatens people with guns turns out to be just that. I.E. a gross coombrained weirdo. He’s a cult leader for Christ sakes. He suucks. Being a hard worker doesn’t erase that shit. He’s working to build a cult.

Cancer is also known to be tenacious by the way.

 

[Oxyjen]

I was looking at his teeth and they look super Bri'ish.

Oi, fuck off!

Nah, he just a straight-up degenerate.

Although now that you mention it, we do have a great many famous nonces so I can see how you’d make that connection.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Penny's sure put on weight these last couple years, huh. He's like twice Penny now.

Seeing Phil's basic bitch AGP past and comparing it to how he is now i really think he has gone munchie, or at least it's hooked up to pian killers or some other drug. Him getting chonkier, throwing an autismo fit over a drug he thought he couldn't get without prescription, his constant medic visits and Kevin vague posting about his health really give me munchie vibes.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Seeing Phil's basic bitch AGP past and comparing it to how he is now i really think he has gone munchie, or at least it's hooked up to pian killers or some other drug. Him getting chonkier, throwing an autismo fit over a drug he thought he couldn't get without prescription, his constant medic visits and Kevin vague posting about his health really give me munchie vibes.

Is this the next step into all attention seeking lifestyles? Munchie arcs?


I honestly think Penny's just a dumbass who's pushing himself too hard at the age of 40. He's had injuries in the past and health problems that have just caught up to him, exasperated by the farm lifestyle. He'd only munchie to grift more money imo.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Oi guv ow teef ent rotten innit

Classic albion apologism, take note of this because you'll see it everywhere. The stereotype isn't tooth decay like brits always try to deflect to, it's malformed teeth, which there is objectively a disproportionate prevalence of over on cuck island. They also make less use of orthodontics so those malformations more often go uncorrected. Personally my theory is interbreeding with sheep. Explains the crooked teeth and the personality.

 

[tiggles]

Penny is gross, guys!! There is no good person on the tranch. Let’s just stop looking for heroes in this story.

No good tranny. This isn’t some tinfoil eugenics - it’s men dedicating their life to pursue a fetish and inflicting themselves upon the unconsenting world. They’re terrible.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Classic albion apologism, take note of this because you'll see it everywhere. The stereotype isn't tooth decay like brits always try to deflect to, it's malformed teeth, which there is objectively a disproportionate prevalence of over on cuck island. They also make less use of orthodontics so those malformations more often go uncorrected. Personally my theory is interbreeding with sheep. Explains the crooked teeth and the personality.

It's a fair cop.

 

[Meiwaku]

The whole house is now Kevin's room lel.

Lotta alpaca and shitty tarp barn. Their nice tractor is this one.

Penny & Co have been working off-site jobs

 

[Ghostse]

Think of the ecological impact of all that packing and hand-delivering to a different address. lol

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Think of the ecological impact of all that packing and hand-delivering to a different address. lol

That seems to be the point: having grand roubnd trip all over South Dakota.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Just like a dog, Phil may have had a sex drive until he got his balls chopped off.

He had a boner in at least one of those photos that I noticed.

 

[Meiwaku]

He had a boner in at least one of those photos that I noticed.

He used to have his balls bot got an orchiectomy. He still has his dick and sadly yes you can get erections with no ballz. i need a shower now

Still Diving once again sorry if repost but we must preserve the rares:

God Jen is so autistic it hurts


A troon of the before times.... He doesn't live with them anymore

Another troon from the Before Times that didn't make it in the polycule.


Kevin used to do work

This is at the old property. Also proof Kevin used to do work. A grim prospect indeed.

From Penny's girly birthday.

Spoiler: Examples of Penny Buying Kevin Toys, there are many more of these on both Twitters