Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[PaladinBoo]

"My father lived a long and fulfilling life." Ralph, dying from liver failure in your 50's isn't a long and fulfilling life. In fact, most people will say that you lived as a failure because you allowed addiction to consume and destroy your body. Loved this fantasy that he has in regards to his father. From what I read his dad was a violent drunk who abandoned his kids, one of them disabled, and who died pretty young yet Ralph thinks he is Superman. That is of course until he guilt trips some dumb damaged woman with how awful his father was so they will pity him and let him in their pants. Get fucked Ralph.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Then a few weeks ago, you had warski come out and say he was done with the gunt retort because Ralph doesn't pay and he was putting in hours of co-hosting 5 days a week and maybe getting a single 5 dollar dono from one of Ralph's paypigs that would stick around for his show.

And Ralph wants to lecture ANYONE on loyalty and being a good friend? Lmao

Put all the wigger shit on credit cards and take out all the predatory loans you can get, Ethan. You’re still a broke piece of shit and everyone knows it. Go gamble on Bulgarian wrestling and try to win some diaper money for your horse bitch’s foal.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I thought Andy should quit and try to salvage his life offline. But gotta be honest, after hearing him on Flamenco’s stream, and seeing how he’s responded to this drama, I’m gonna give the Kino Casino a try. Maybe he’s got a few content bullets left in his clip. Maybe that phoenix can fly once more.

And yeah, maybe it has something to do with him finally holocausting the Gunt. What can I say? I feel happy for him.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I don't believe this is an act. I noticed a month or 2 ago that Warski hadn't appeared on The Gunt Retort for a while, with the assumption that maybe Warski was trying to distance himself from the show and gunt as a whole (remember how he was co-hosting for a while) Then a few weeks ago, you had warski come out and say he was done with the gunt retort because Ralph doesn't pay and he was putting in hours of co-hosting 5 days a week and maybe getting a single 5 dollar dono from one of Ralph's paypigs that would stick around for his show.

Some of us had been theorizing a Warksi/PPP crossover after the break up with Surfer, and fully expected it once Warski quit his show. When Ralph found out that his former friend and co-host was working with one of his many blood enemies, of course that would set him off. I'm pretty sure warski started to notice the pattern of just how many bridges gunty burned in the last year seeing as Warski has been interacting with fagmenco lately and fully called out ralph on it during Kino Casino.

Yes. It is just as probable that this is just Warski, thrashing wildly around like a mong, looking to once again (for the gorillionth time) rebrand himself. Will the exceptional phoenix rise from the flames again??? Fuck no, not a chance.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I thought Andy should quit and try to salvage his life offline. But gotta be honest, after hearing him on Flamenco’s stream, and seeing how he’s responded to this drama, I’m gonna give the Kino Casino a try. Maybe he’s got a few content bullets left in his clip. Maybe that phoenix can fly once more.

And yeah, maybe it has something to do with him finally holocausting the Gunt. What can I say? I feel happy for him.

To this end, Andy considers donations a plus but that his "real job" is that he does video editing work from home. I guess that's something but who knows how much that "pays the bills" so to speak.

 

[Les Morfalous]

Abandoning two sons to drink full time at Pancho was the only way for Ronnie to live his best life

Considering the quality of his offspring - one son a potato , the other paralyzed - I would be drinking too.

 

[MeltyTW]

"My father lived a long and fulfilling life." Ralph, dying from liver failure in your 50's isn't a long and fulfilling life. In fact, most people will say that you lived as a failure because you allowed addiction to consume and destroy your body. Loved this fantasy that he has in regards to his father. From what I read his dad was a violent drunk who abandoned his kids, one of them disabled, and who died pretty young yet Ralph thinks he is Superman. That is of course until he guilt trips some dumb damaged woman with how awful his father was so they will pity him and let him in their pants. Get fucked Ralph.

he desperately doesnt want a dadddy noooo meme from donga to catch on so he has to pretend his abusive dad is based, and tbf if hes abusing the gunt and psychologically alogging/scarring him at that young an age id have to agree with ralph that ronnie is indeed pretty based for making his lil piglet squeal in abject agony constantly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Abandoning two sons to drink full time at Pancho was the only way for Ronnie to live his best life.

Ethan is well on his way to abandoning a son and a daughter to drink full-time at off-Strip motels. I guess getting his drunk on in a different time zone is Ralph’s “jet set” version of living his father’s dream.

 

[The Big Dream]

This is why the State should indemnify Ralph from all past and future crimes. Look how much corn he produces, he's guaranteeing our food security for at least another decade. A free Ralph is a W for everyone but himself.

 

[MeltyTW]

Lmfao gunty again with the dead kids, also yes your dead chomo dad is hilarious both from one more white trash fuck shutting down forever but also from the psychological pain it causes you, another worthless white trash fuck whos own kids hate him.

also you literally tried to abort your son ralph idk what youre on about you clearly regret a kid exists that doesnt help and indeed hinders you from owning your alogs.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Ethan is well on his way to abandoning a son and a daughter to drink full-time at off-Strip motels. I guess getting his drunk on in a different time zone is Ralph’s “jet set” version of living his father’s dream.

This is the thing because it sounds like he's not getting his shit together but I don't know if he understands probate in regards to his parents' individual houses. Not that I care too much but you would think this would be a much bigger/life-changing matter to him but he's too busy with setting up fucking bowling tournaments and watching gay ass professional wrestling.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know if he understands probate in regards to his parents' individual houses.

Sandra was a lifelong renter. Her son never helped her financially. In fact, he leeched off her until the day she died.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Well Warski also brought up the caveat of PPP doing it instead for free and that he (Warski) would buy his plane ticket. Ralph will of course never agree to these terms.

PPP would literally rape him and he knows it, of course he wouldn't agree to that.

 

[MeltyTW]

This is the thing because it sounds like he's not getting his shit together but I don't know if he understands probate in regards to his parents' individual houses. Not that I care too much but you would think this would be a much bigger/life-changing matter to him but he's too busy with setting up fucking bowling tournaments and watching gay ass professional wrestling.

oh thats another thing he acts like organizing a fucking bowling tournament is some feather in his cap, fucking granny dolores can organize a league night and he hasnt even had the foresight to wait until after it goes off to brag about it incase something happens with varying degrees of it being his fault to turn it into a shitshow. what if some crazed alog just assaults dax or ralph and teabags him? is he going to keep bragging about running league night?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

oh thats another thing he acts like organizing a fucking bowling tournament is some feather in his cap, fucking granny dolores can organize a league night and he hasnt even had the foresight to wait until after it goes off to brag about it incase something happens with varying degrees of it being his fault to turn it into a shitshow. what if some crazed alog just assaults dax or ralph and teabags him? is he going to keep bragging about running league night?

Just like he bragged about his son before the child was even born and has yet to take responsibility for him or contribute a penny to his care. It’s the wigger way and Ralph’s established pattern.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Just like he bragged about his son before the child was even born and has yet to take responsibility for him or contribute a penny to his care. It’s the wigger way and Ralph’s established pattern.

And let's not forget his crowdfunding campaign that ended disastrously. Where did that money go? That's a rhetorical question because we all already know the answer. Fuck child support or maybe a college fund for his son, Gunty needs a big "bad ass" truck.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

And let's not forget his crowdfunding campaign that ended disastrously. Where did that money go? That's a rhetorical question because we all already know the answer. Fuck child support or maybe a college fund for his son, Gunty needs a big "bad ass" truck.

I'm not even convinced he actually bought the truck. I'm waiting for a selfie with him and the Grandma Pickup before I'm willing to believe that he followed through with a commitment that big.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I'm not even convinced he actually bought the truck. I'm waiting for a selfie with him and the Grandma Pickup before I'm willing to believe that he followed through with a commitment that big.

Great point, not to mention all of the stupid Killstream logos on the thing. Maybe I went on a ruse cruise that Meigh was picking out bed liners or whatever. It wouldn't surprise me.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The Burning the gunt bridge parody lives on.

 

[DrLittleDo]

Finally some good fucking food for the cow community... it was getting really dry out here.