🔗 Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[MediocreMilt]

He’s also not traveled much if he thinks Lisbon’s streets are unimaginably steep, they are pretty much like San Francisco streets ffs.

Or like, that history buff, jcaesar, who claims to be very into Roman history, not getting the fact the Rome was built on seven hills, and were so proud of that that when they rebuilt Byzantium into Constantinople they made a very similar motif of "city on a bunch of hills" to make it a true Rome of the East.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just don’t know what life insurance company would take on a policy in Ralph’s name

You can’t get a life insurance policy if your A1C level is over 7. The A1C indicates how fucked your body is WRT managing insulin and blood sugar. There’s no way Ralph’s is under 15.

For anyone retarded like Ralph who thinks one of those no-exam-required policies are a breeze to scam: Those will only pay out if you told the truth on your application. If you didn’t, say hello to a fraud case. I hope Ethan goes down this route, but that would require him to think about the future.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

You can’t get a life insurance policy if your A1C level is over 7. The A1C indicates how fucked your body is WRT managing insulin and blood sugar. There’s no way Ralph’s is under 15.

For anyone retarded like Ralph who thinks one of those no-exam-required policies are a breeze to scam: Those will only pay out if you told the truth on your application. If you didn’t, say hello to a fraud case. I hope Ethan goes down this route, but that would require him to think about the future.

He could try to scam a life insurance policy by claiming to be CEO of the Killstream and get an executive policy but we all know it would be crazy premiums (because its a business and life insurance is typically a bank covenant for loans) that is if Ralph could even get approved for it (and he won't due to his AIC)

 

[Fannyscum]

Andy takes a victory lap:

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[SargonF00t]

Andy takes a victory lap:
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That will teach Ralph to go searching for cock, after dark.

This is also a triumph of his wonderful decision making process, where he thought wasting thousands of dollars to try and own Andy in such a ridiculous way, was a good idea.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

We have a clear winner.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

We have a clear winner.

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In light of recent events it's /thread now, absolutely felted.

The gunt can't recover from this and kino casino will be putting salt in the wounds by the dump truck

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Andy should go to Britain and fuck Nora, or at least, just not get robbed and beaten.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Andy should go to Britain and fuck Nora, or at least, just not get robbed and beaten.

Andy should go to the crackshack and do pushups out front. Or speak without his jaw wired shut. Or go sober for 24 hours. Or all manner of things that Ralph can't do in his hometown.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Andy had to deal with a drunk Ralph trying to get nudes from a girl (Probably Pinecone?) during Knoxville

Andy didn't believe Ralph doxed Lord Akria until evidence was presented and a majority of former killstream fans donated anonymously to the Kino Casino because of the fear of Ralph potentially doxing them.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Its a glorious time.

 

[trickyzerg23]

Ralph is right about Warski and Ralph just felted Warski on Kink Casino. Warski is worse than Ralph. Significantly worse.