Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

[Pasta_Man]

Get on your knees and lick it, Adam

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I give it 6 months for kino casino's shelf life and warski will probably have to leave the internet entirely.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Andy said on Flamanco's stream he won't fight for less than $25k and Ralph has clearly heard that clip by now. Ralph would never pay or be able to fundraise this money. It has been shown before that Warski does have the determination to get in shape for a fight. Ralph doesn't have the determination to loose 30 lbs let alone get into condition to go one minutes in a ring. An actual fight is probably almost impossible but Ralph's insecurities have caused him to do crazier things before.

Regardless it’s been made pretty clear to Ethan by a UFC woman (I forget her name now) that no one in the industry will touch the “internet drama between small time creators and literal “who?”s” circle because of the monumental loss of money, credibility, and time that the Warski vs Tonka was. He tried to tag her into an argument between him and someone else during a Twitter fight (I think it was PPP he was trying to fight after the Masterson simp texts) and she laughed in Ethan’s face and he called her manly. God damn I wish I could remember her name/find that sperg out again (Tara something?). But she made it abundantly clear that no one with any shred of credibility is going to arrange a fight due to the amount of bullshit they had to put up with in Warski v Tonka. It was pretty glorious. And Ethan burned that bridge as well haha.

Anyways, all this “I’ll fite u!!” “No! Ill fite u!!” Is empty bullshit and everyone knows it Bc their one and only ufc contact blew Ethan out publicly and told him to quit with the bullshit. Anytime one of these shit talks about a money fight they’re basically pulling a Tonka, making threats they have no way to keep and no intention of following through on. Though they’re smarter than Tonka as they’ve got themselves a build in back door (lol) to get out of the fight. Warski is the only one that walked away from the whole fiasco and fallout with any credibility tbh.

Edit: This is the quality you can expect if these two retards go at it. Which they obviously won’t.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

I give it 6 months for kino casino's shelf life and warski will probably have to leave the internet entirely.

This is a slightly generous prediction considering Warski's listless nature given how many "projects" he's abandoned in the past. His temerity to start something new always seems to be the case and short of having a fallout with PPP, let's consider what Warski has never finished to completion:

1. A RPG with video game maker (Was it supposed to be IBS based?)
2. Twisted Mind of JF
3. Hype Break (granted IMC took it out from him)

I may be forgetting some things but Andy isn't the most credible person to fulfill on pressing on with his content. In other words, he's unreliable in terms of sticking to content he promises. I know that his substance abuse problems are probably a driving factor in all of this but his work ethic is poor or questionable at best. Basically don't hold your breath because that cow for Kino Casino is drying up quick and Warski has to consider his main show and milkfeeding Kyler as a higher prerogative.

That said, I don't think he'll leave the Internet but rather will regress from YT shit and maybe go back to Twitch again because he feels more safe there if things go to shit (especially in regards to the Ralph blow-up). Those are just my thoughts on all of this.

 

[MeltyTW]

And let's not forget his crowdfunding campaign that ended disastrously.

Disaster implies something happened, more a wet fart of a campaign.

Tara something?). But she made it abundantly clear that

Tara larosa

I give it 6 months for kino casino's shelf life and warski will probably have to leave the internet entirely.

I think Andy is probably going to just shoot ralph

 

[Disheveled Human]

Regardless it’s been made pretty clear to Ethan by a UFC woman (I forget her name now) that no one in the industry will touch the “internet drama between small time creators and literal “who?”s” circle because of the monumental loss of money, credibility, and time that the Warski vs Tonka was. He tried to tag her into an argument between him and someone else during a Twitter fight (I think it was PPP he was trying to fight after the Masterson simp texts) and she laughed in Ethan’s face and he called her manly. God damn I wish I could remember her name/find that sperg out again (Tara something?). But she made it abundantly clear that no one with any shred of credibility is going to arrange a fight due to the amount of bullshit they had to put up with in Warski v Tonka. It was pretty glorious. And Ethan burned that bridge as well haha.

Anyways, all this “I’ll fite u!!” “No! Ill fite u!!” Is empty bullshit and everyone knows it Bc their one and only ufc contact blew Ethan out publicly and told him to quit with the bullshit. Anytime one of these shit talks about a money fight they’re basically pulling a Tonka, making threats they have no way to keep and no intention of following through on. Though they’re smarter than Tonka as they’ve got themselves a build in back door (lol) to get out of the fight. Warski is the only one that walked away from the whole fiasco and fallout with any credibility tbh.

Edit: This is the quality you can expect if these two retards go at it. Which they obviously won’t.

Well imagine how embarrassing that must have been for her on her end. Ralph and company talking the big talk like they are people who can get shit done pitch a ridiculous idea to a dumb broad who watches their content including tonkasaws shit show who happens to be involved in a semi-pro fighting league and they not only have a no show but they come out to the ring in a retarded and embarrassing fashion disgracing the integrity of the promotion and turning it into a clown show. Then has the gall to ask her to set up another fight. Ralph is clueless and thinks this is a good idea that is how unaware of reality and things around him he is.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

I think Andy is probably going to just shoot ralph

The fatty tissue will direct the bullet away from vital areas. Andy should shoot him a bunch of times and reload just to be sure.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Disaster implies something happened, more a wet fart of a campaign.

Tara larosa




I think Andy is probably going to just shoot ralph

Yes!! Tara LaRosa!! Thank you it was killing me

Well imagine how embarrassing that must have been for her on her end. Ralph and company talking the big talk like they are people who can get shit done pitch a ridiculous idea to a dumb broad who watches their content including tonkasaws shit show who happens to be involved in a semi-pro fighting league and they not only have a no show but they come out to the ring in a retarded and embarrassing fashion disgracing the integrity of the promotion and turning it into a clown show. Then has the gall to ask her to set up another fight. Ralph is clueless and thinks this is a good idea that is how unaware of reality and things around him he is.

Oh hell yeah, for sure. I wasn’t taking up for Ethan’s dumb ass, I was just calling out all these nobody assholes who are wanting exorbitant amounts of money to fight nobody assholes and how stupid and entitled they look and sound. @MeltyTW was kind enough to give her name if you wanna mosey over to the original Ralph thread and look up the conversation. He’s such a cunt and she was a real class act about it iirc.

Edit: Found it!! it was in the Ethan v ppp thread for their supposed fist fight. The screens of the tweets are in the op.

 

[An automatic clown]

Yes!! Tara LaRosa!! Thank you it was killing me

Oh hell yeah, for sure. I wasn’t taking up for Ethan’s dumb ass, I was just calling out all these nobody assholes who are wanting exorbitant amounts of money to fight nobody assholes and how stupid and entitled they look and sound. @MeltyTW was kind enough to give her name if you wanna mosey over to the original Ralph thread and look up the conversation. He’s such a cunt and she was a real class act about it iirc.

Edit: Found it!! it was in the Ethan v ppp thread for their supposed fist fight. The screens of the tweets are in the op.

Lol holy shit that was more autistic than a fucking Autism Speaks ad
Edit: it never ceases to amaze me how thin skinned Ralph is. All that woman said was you're not worth any promoters time and Ralphs immediate reaction is to insult her looks and how she got to be a fighter (steroids)
He seriously never matured past 6th grade.

 

[Chris Mclean]

I don't believe this is an act. I noticed a month or 2 ago that Warski hadn't appeared on The Gunt Retort for a while, with the assumption that maybe Warski was trying to distance himself from the show and gunt as a whole (remember how he was co-hosting for a while) Then a few weeks ago, you had warski come out and say he was done with the gunt retort because Ralph doesn't pay and he was putting in hours of co-hosting 5 days a week and maybe getting a single 5 dollar dono from one of Ralph's paypigs that would stick around for his show.

Some of us had been theorizing a Warksi/PPP crossover after the break up with Surfer, and fully expected it once Warski quit his show. When Ralph found out that his former friend and co-host was working with one of his many blood enemies, of course that would set him off. I'm pretty sure warski started to notice the pattern of just how many bridges gunty burned in the last year seeing as Warski has been interacting with fagmenco lately and fully called out ralph on it during Kino Casino.

I wonder what changed in Warski cause he really enjoyed that ppp and surfer trip but at the same time he was constantly defending Ralph. Maybe his dad told him that he would kicked out unless he earned X amount of money a month.

What was really entertaining during the kino casino was the amount of what must have been Ralph subs that wanted Warski to talk about poltics and the J'S. Like who the fuck wants poltical takes from Warski? Who are the people that are so low iq that they want to hear a mouthbreater talk about the news? The same paypiggies also questioned why Warski were hanging out with "bad" people like Kraut and PPP. Like really? This is the same Warski that has been associating with Ethan Ralph for fucking years. Regardless what you think of those two jokers they are not on the same level as Ethan Ralph.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ethan is well on his way to abandoning a son and a daughter to drink full-time at off-Strip motels. I guess getting his drunk on in a different time zone is Ralph’s “jet set” version of living his father’s dream.

I think Ethan has gone from resenting his dad to appreciating him. He is following in his footsteps now. Once he abandons his second child to drink/gamble he will have almost completed his total transformation into Ronnie Ralph.

He’s already got the crappy truck like Ronnie but unlike Ronnie he probably won’t be able to own his own crack shack to crumble around him as his liver shuts down, nor even have some fellow alcoholics hold a wake for him at a bar. He’s not even going to reach the low bar in life achievement set by Daddy.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

i'd have to assume this is a work, Warski has no work ethic and this will be abandoned soon, Ralph probably has way more blackmail on him than anyone outside of CRP. if pushed he could fuck him hard. Remember Ralph is still in IBS mode with debates and whatnot, him and warskin doing a work sounds like a plan, that or Warski being fed what to say and do by PPP. either way warski is being taken for a ride by some fat faggot

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Once he abandons his second child to drink/gamble he will have almost completed his total transformation into Ronnie Ralph.

And I really hope he’s not determined to rape his own children in order to complete that transformation. Just get the child molester glasses like your dad wore, Ethan. No need to fuck your kids or allow your pedo “fiancée” access to do so. Tragically for Xandra, that ship has probably already sailed unless she’s stillborn. Even then, based on Meigh’s own admissions of getting off on babies and children being sexually assaulted, she probably couldn’t let the opportunity slip through her fat fingers. Those hours they allow parents to have with their dead babies usually aren’t supervised by cops, unfortunately.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Warski won't fight the gunt and/or is asking an exorbitant amount he knows Ralph won't fork over because the last time he got pressed by the Ralphamale in Miami he curled up into a little ball and started screaming for help and crying like a little bitch. Going toe to toe with him was quite possibly the scariest moment in his life.

 

[Michael Janke]

UFC woman

are you talking about Tara LaRosa?
i wonder if they'd allow the fight, if the fighters fronted the cost of arranging the fight?
that way, no matter what happens the venue gets their money.
im like 90% sure andy could fuck ralphs shit up, based on ralphs perforance against the troon squad his wife used to hang out with
i'd start gofundme or whatever the other ones called for it.

 

[Zilortha]

Warski won't fight the gunt and/or is asking an exorbitant amount he knows Ralph won't fork over because the last time he got pressed by the Ralphamale in Miami he curled up into a little ball and started screaming for help. Going toe to toe with him was quite possibly the scariest moment in his life.

To be fair to Andy, anyone without a healthy fear of the gunt probably swims with sharks or something.
Much like a shark, it could just swallow you up.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

i wonder if they'd allow the fight, if the fighters fronted the cost of arranging the fight?
that way, no matter what happens the venue gets their money.
im like 90% sure andy could fuck ralphs shit up, based on ralphs perforance against the troon squad his wife used to hang out with
i'd start gofundme or whatever the other ones called for it.

Someone somewhere would allow it, you would just need to find the right commission and venue. That's if you want it to be completely above board.

An ex-bareknuckle boxing champion and an amateur boxer who was his internet troll had a BKB fight in a gym near me and filmed it. Don't think it was technically legal, but who exactly is going to prosecute you for it?

Unless you are caught in the act, which is highly unlikely, then noone is going to retrospectively prosecute unless there is a complaint filed by someone in the ring.

So yeah, a crowdfund would absolutely work and then just set up in some rundown gym and give them a few K to keep them sweet. Livestream it, maybe a few spectators. Wouldn't be hard.

 

[Moss Monster]

NGL I miss the old bloodsports days when people were happy to hop onto each others shows, talk shit, and it was all water under the bridge afterward, and any issues were hammered out then laughed at.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

NGL I miss the old bloodsports days when people were happy to hop onto each others shows, talk shit, and it was all water under the bridge afterward, and any issues were hammered out then laughed at.

That was before Ethan Ralph went from host to self-inflated main event. He takes himself WAY too fucking seriously to let anything go, ever — let alone laugh at himself. The only thing thin about Ralph is his skin and skin that thin can’t survive IBS.

 

[Moss Monster]

That was before Ethan Ralph went from host to self-inflated main event. He takes himself WAY too fucking seriously to let anything go, ever — let alone laugh at himself. The only thing thin about Ralph is his skin and skin that thin can’t survive IBS.

You're entirely correct, of course.