Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
AnOminous said:
There's something called a "mechanical license" which is how covers are often done. You simply pay a statutory fee and you can do a cover. One of the major agents for this is something called the Harry Fox Agency. It has to be an actual cover, though, not a derivative work like a parody (those are protected under fair use).

I hope that Russhole figures out he needs to do this. Not because I hope he does it successfully, but because it would be funny to see him fail at doing it.
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He said he's going to put his own spin on it. I don't know if that means it's just going to be a cover, or if he's planning on wooing some poor woman.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
He said he's going to put his own spin on it. I don't know if that means it's just going to be a cover, or if he's planning on wooing some poor woman.
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When I saw he's putting a "pop spin" on it, I immediately thought of Madonna's horrendous cover of American Pie. Or maybe Celine Dion's cover of You Shook Me All Night Long.

Nothing good can happen when you cover a song that really doesn't need covering.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Looks like someone just realized Billy's daughter is hot.
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Sure, she's engaged, but when has that ever stopped our boy?

Also her mother is model Christie Brinkley, who Russ has at least once also expressed a desire to bang.
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Alexa isn't a new discovery. He's revisiting an old crush.

This post is from 9/29/2019 and it looks like Greer's comment was subsequently deleted.
(Sorry, not sure who posted this the first time around or I'd credit you.)
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Meredith Swift said:
Is it not super weird for a "songwriter" to cover a song? Like, isn't the whole point of songwriting to...write your own songs?
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You’d think so, right? I mean he gets someone else to do everything except for the writing of his shitty songs, but still wants to be the star. What exactly is his value if all he is doing is telling a band (his “accommodations”) to play or sing someone else’s hit song in a slightly different style?
That involves no more talent than was needed for random people in this thread to cobble together the 12 days of Russmas.
That band should either apply for AGT themselves, or tell him to fuck off, or both.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Oh it's even better than that...

He's trying to cover "Big Shot."

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And why is he doing this?
Let's peep those tags...
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Looks like someone just realized Billy's daughter is hot.
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Russ never plays any of the instruments in the songs that he releases, so Russ is basically going to pay other musicians to record a Billy Joel song. He might as well burn his money.
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
Russ never plays any of the instruments in the songs that he releases, so Russ is basically going to pay other musicians to record a Billy Joel song. He might as well burn his money.
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He's the idea guy! No one else would ever think of covering a Billy Joel song and putting a pop spin on it!
 
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artilleryfroth said:
You’d think so, right? I mean he gets someone else to do everything except for the writing of his shitty songs, but still wants to be the star. What exactly is his value if all he is doing is telling a band (his “accommodations”) to play or sing someone else’s hit song in a slightly different style?
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Maybe Russhole should rebrand himself as something like The Russell Greer Project. That way it doesn't matter that he's just mashing the keytar in the background, he still gets his name up in lights. Kinda like The Alan Parsons Project, except that Alan Parsons actually has talent as a multi-instrumentalist, producer, songwriter and audio engineer.
 
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Pee Cola said:
Maybe Russhole should rebrand himself as something like The Russell Greer Project. That way it doesn't matter that he's just mashing the keytar in the background, he still gets his name up in lights. Kinda like The Alan Parsons Project, except that Alan Parsons actually has talent as a multi-instrumentalist, producer, songwriter and audio engineer.
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Close but Russell's hairline is more Devin Townsend Project.
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