Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 193 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,663
Tess is really milking her new fakerexia article, and her fellow fatties are eating it up. There's a bunch of it in the stories, and she made a post about it. I bet there's some gold in the comments, but it's stupid o'clock here, so please share if you find any.
Tess isn't the only one suffering either. Apparently many fatties are suffering from “undiagnosed/untreated eating disorders and medical complications from weight stigma”. It's not being a fat fuck that kills you, that's just a symptom of stigma - the real killer.

She just can't help but sneak a shot in. It's Bowie talking about wanting to be like Bear Grylls, but she makes sure Rylee gets seen too. Cunt. That's why I spoilered it
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Tess needs to realize that women can be sexual predators too and she should be more careful about who she let's around her kids.

Olly gives me skeevy vibes. Especially being so mentally ill she sees herself as a guy. You never know.
And who is the brown guy?? I hate how often Bowie is just thrown around other weird woke adults.
How confusing to have Olly as 'dad'. It must hurt Rylee and Beth to see this happening.
Everyone who enabled dumb fuck Tess is an awful person who used her to look woke. Fat is not a minority group.
 
Tess is really milking her new fakerexia article, and her fellow fatties are eating it up. There's a bunch of it in the stories, and she made a post about it. I bet there's some gold in the comments, but it's stupid o'clock here, so please share if you find any.
Tess isn't the only one suffering either. Apparently many fatties are suffering from “undiagnosed/untreated eating disorders and medical complications from weight stigma”. It's not being a fat fuck that kills you, that's just a symptom of stigma - the real killer.

She just can't help but sneak a shot in. It's Bowie talking about wanting to be like Bear Grylls, but she makes sure Rylee gets seen too. Cunt. That's why I spoiler
It's not even a new article; she's just reposting the article from last spring. She's that desperate.


And who is the brown guy?? I hate how often Bowie is just thrown around other weird woke adults.
Ezri, a friend of Nadia's and Tess’s current hair gay (she'sbeen squeezing free services out of him for the past year). He lives with his long term boyfriend and they have a couple of successful businesses together. How that makes his Tess’s family, I have no idea.
 
Is it the same and just republished? I wondered if maybe it was timed with the HBO thing and there was nothing else to talk about with her. It says it's an “essay” written by Tess, and the date is this year
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Oh for love, she just trotted out the exact same story, just "self-authored" this time? So between May 6th 2021 when she went on Good Morning America (following her May 3rd tweet regarding the same), and January 2022, this fatass is still trying to shill the same delusion. She's like a tantruming toddler who spits and screams until everyone around her assures her that yes, she IS magic princess and this means she cam eat as many cookies as she wants.

No one believes you, fatass. You eat too damn much, even your idea of a "not nourishing enough" Starbeetus brekkie is nearly 1,000 calories. Your delusion about what constitutes not enough food is why you are fat.
 
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Just for the sake of clarity, HBO did not produce a documentary about Tess. The Nuclear family documentary is about two lesbians who asked a gay guy to donate sperm back in like the 70s and whatever kind of legal, etc fallout came of that. I don’t really care about the details, but it doesn’t include Tess in any way that matters.

What Tess is involved in here is promoting a book series that is inspired by the movie, and HBO is using the books to promote the documentary (which came out last August), and Tess is promoting both with these photos. Obviously, her bullshit about her family is obvious bullshit, but Ezri has been around for a while, and if you look closely, he has a tattoo on his arm of the same little plant Tess just got. He’s actually some kind of florist or gardener in his own right, though, is my understanding. I wonder if they got matching tattoos together, or if she copied him.

Press Release about the book thing:

HBO Max has published a limited-edition children’s book inspired by its docuseries Nuclear Family, which premiered in August.

The documentary details the legal journey one queer family undergoes in its efforts to be recognized as a nuclear family.

The books, which feature illustrations by LGBTQ+ artist Shanee Benjamin, tell the stories of real families featured in the film, such as Lupita and Lori, a lesbian couple that adopted a son. Other books tackle themes such as having a transgender parent or establishing relationships with estranged parents.

The books go beyond the issue of LGBTQ+ family dynamics and explore issues such as adoption and single parenthood.

The goal of the campaign, created by agency Lupine Creative, is to shine a light on the evolution of the “traditional family” and generate awareness and support for the docuseries, said Blaise Preau, VP of multicultural marketing at HBO.

“[We wanted] to let children of these families know that their story isn’t rare and that they're just like every other kid and family unit,” he said. “We want the adults to watch the documentary and see the story that they may or may not have been aware of and we want children to feel seen and to feel like they can see themselves.”

HBO Max posted more than 100 visuals from the book on social media, before deciding to publish a book and donate copies to nonprofit organizations that support LGBTQ+ families as well as those featured in the docu-series.

The books are available in English and will not be for sale.

This story first appeared on campaignlive.com.
 
Yeah, that's why I jokingly (only in part) suggested it as a rage read. We've seen the Starbucks at, and after pilates, cakes, pizza, donuts, jars of candy, and anything/everything edible at Disney. Has a meltdown over new stretch marks, resulting in Bowie being late for school, and can't even get out of the drive thru before eating more shit and crying on Instagram. Claiming to have had just two sips of coffee by 11am the day she wrote the essay.
And she says she has a dietician!? How any of these people aren't running away from her in droves astounds me, just like she's bad for any product she shills, anyone related to health and fitness should stear clear too. If any of them (eg. dietician or Sora) suffered professionally, I'd love to see the shitshow of them accusing Tess of being non compliant.
And where's her fabletics drop this month?..
 
What is her obsession with fruity pebbles? Is it cause it's rainbow and shows how KWEER she is? Just wondering, because I personally think it's garbage cereal. Hell, she even has that fruity pebbles coffee creamer (which I tried as well, and YUCK!) Her taste buds are totally shot if she can drink that every morning.

And no one believes your anorexia claims Tess, except other delusional fat bitches. The only reason why the media even paid any attention to your claims, is because they know it's a goddamn blatant lie, but hey, why not have some fun at poking fun at the fatty while acting like they totally believe you. And you are harming people with your lie, the real anorexics and the ones in recovery. You make a mockery of their mental illness, and they're most likely self harming even more or have relapsed due to your fucking lie.

You know deep down you fucking gorge yourself, you know exactly why you're fat, and you hate it. But you're too lazy and apparently too stupid to do something as simple as eat fucking less. You don't even need to go to the gym! And with the money you save, maybe you wouldn't have to be a whore to make it in California. /end rant
 
What is her obsession with fruity pebbles? Is it cause it's rainbow and shows how KWEER she is? Just wondering, because I personally think it's garbage cereal. Hell, she even has that fruity pebbles coffee creamer (which I tried as well, and YUCK!) Her taste buds are totally shot if she can drink that every morning.

And no one believes your anorexia claims Tess, except other delusional fat bitches. The only reason why the media even paid any attention to your claims, is because they know it's a goddamn blatant lie, but hey, why not have some fun at poking fun at the fatty while acting like they totally believe you. And you are harming people with your lie, the real anorexics and the ones in recovery. You make a mockery of their mental illness, and they're most likely self harming even more or have relapsed due to your fucking lie.

You know deep down you fucking gorge yourself, you know exactly why you're fat, and you hate it. But you're too lazy and apparently too stupid to do something as simple as eat fucking less. You don't even need to go to the gym! And with the money you save, maybe you wouldn't have to be a whore to make it in California. /end rant
Fatty can squeal "muh 'rexia!" as much as she likes, it won't make it true; make her smaller; or make anyone beleive her.

And seriously, a "dietician" - who can't diagnose anyone with anything - is the one who gave her this delusion, and she tells people this is her proof? Girl, the rest of us aren't high school dropouts.
 
Fatty can squeal "muh 'rexia!" as much as she likes, it won't make it true; make her smaller; or make anyone beleive her.

And seriously, a "dietician" - who can't diagnose anyone with anything - is the one who gave her this delusion, and she tells people this is her proof? Girl, the rest of us aren't high school dropouts.
Can Tess even afford a dietician? Aren't they expensive unless you have insurance? Granted, except for in treatment centers, I've never interacted with them outside of that, so maybe someone who knows how it goes in real life can help me out with this one.
 
Can Tess even afford a dietician? Aren't they expensive unless you have insurance? Granted, except for in treatment centers, I've never interacted with them outside of that, so maybe someone who knows how it goes in real life can help me out with this one.
Small PL, buy my local health clinic has one, if you want to see her, you just ask the doctor for a referral.
And I would trust her before I did whatever fraud Tess saw.
 
Can Tess even afford a dietician? Aren't they expensive unless you have insurance? Granted, except for in treatment centers, I've never interacted with them outside of that, so maybe someone who knows how it goes in real life can help me out with this one.
Tess’s “dietician“ is Anna Sweeney. She offers “Weight Inclusive Medical Nutrition Therapy” but is not accepting individual nutrition therapy clients at this time.
She does a live Zoom chat that is specifically not therapy, but it’s $8 per session or $20 per month.

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Wew girls, I have been on an unholy journey in a distant, strange, but parallel land, and I must share what I have seen.

All this speculation about her hoeing piqued my curiosity. She’s undoubtedly, to me, a prostitute. But it’s kept pretty tightly to the vest. No one has found proof she sells feeder fetish material, she probably has discreet personal clients she meets in real life once or twice a month, where they can spoil her and feed her cake and it’s all kept mum with an NDA. Good for him, good for her.

But what about what she gives out for free?

Her Instagram is absolutely stuffed (ha) with representation of her absolute gluttony. Sweets and meals proudly shown off, her laziness on smug display, the pathetic posturing of her sparse workouts, and hundreds of pictures of her massive body in every state of undress.

I found a fetish forum. They love her and have plenty to get off on just from her Instagram. I have come to several conclusions I found interesting and surprising.


The first impression that struck me was the fact their rhetoric mirrors ours. The only substantial difference is tone. Whereas we’re disgusted by her, they love her gluttony.

Us: “go eat another cake you heifer 😒🤢
Them “go eat another cake you heifer 😍🤤

They make jokes like we do too. They notice her stupid politics and are annoyed by them. Most of them consider her arms her prize feature, and bemoan her tattoos for covering them up. They marked her disappearing thin face and compare her gain over the years like we do. They even called out her wannarexia. All in all it was a shocking experience, like stepping through the looking glass into a bizarro kiwi farms where our disgust is replaced with lust.

I suffered so you can too. I’m going to go cleanse my photo folder, pray to God for forgiveness and smash my head into a wall to forget.
Dear god that is some of the most disgusting shit I’ve ever read 🤮
 
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