Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

There you go babe (not a death but epic still)

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lol at that little bitch boy who runs in at the very end to kick the guy in the face once he's safely on the ground and can't retaliate.

Was there something special about the water? I wonder how he got into so much trouble immediately like that.
Weird stream or muscle cramps, maybe. Could have been a diving response as well if the temperature difference between land and water was too much.
I grew up near the ocean and this really looks weird.
Really? Are you guys seriously going to make me say it?
 
Not dying, but pretty close, and also really funny. 101 in how not to fight.


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Not dying, but pretty close, and also really funny. 101 in how not to fight.
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The knee drops were pure kino, and are probably what did the most damage; his head had a distinctly different shape once he got back up.

That dumb nigger caught himself a nice case of leaky head syndrome with a side of TBI, and for a lot less than his inevitable hospital bills. But the guy he was fighting probably grew up getting his shit kicked in by all six of brothers until he could fight back; that's how they're raised, so the stupid fuck didn't have a chance. I wonder what he looked like the day after.

And speaking of dumb niggers...
 
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I'm not a fighter, so I'm confused as to he went down. It looks like he threw a punch and fell over?

Is this an actual channel? Please tell me there's more of this.
No, it happens fast and the video quality isn't that good, but the tattooed prison badass took a left hook from the latino guy. Watch it again at ×0,25 speed.
 
I'm not a fighter, so I'm confused as to he went down. It looks like he threw a punch and fell over?

Is this an actual channel? Please tell me there's more of this.
White trash did everything you don't want to do in a fight. Hands low, standing tall, chin miles up in the air, got caught and put to sleep by a lead hook.

Video is from early YouTube. Something like Felony Fights or something like that. If you watch this or some streetbeefs, it will quickly teach you all the things NOT to do in a fight.
 
I'm not a fighter, so I'm confused as to he went down. It looks like he threw a punch and fell over?

Is this an actual channel? Please tell me there's more of this.
From looking at the Youtube version, the channel has two more fights videos
Title: Homie Ran Out of Wind (Link) Local Archive


Title: 2 on 1 beatdown (Link) Local Archive


And one of them has a website watermark that is Felonyfights.com. (Archive)
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From looking that the Youtube version, the channel has two more fights videos
Title: Homie Ran Out of Wind (Link) Local Archive
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Title: 2 on 1 beatdown (Link) Local Archive
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And one of them has a website watermark that is Felonyfights.com
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The site is still up after all this time? Amazing. Not only do you get some pure trash to watch, but it's a great insight into how the average man with no training fights bare handed... Really poorly is the answer.
 
Semi-offtopic:

Felony Fights kindled a distant memory of way back in the day of something called "Bug Fights". I believe it was of Japanese origin, but it seems like the concept has taken off somewhat since there's various YouTube channels all doing the same thing. Basically two bugs enter, one leaves with the other in its stomach. Jerusalem cricket was OP. Bug cock fighting.

Monster Bug War - Appears to have actual production value and a quick search says it was an actual show on The Science Channel
Insect Stories - Pretty much what Bug Fights was, but with dramatic music
MAD SCIENCEen - Some russian channel
Crazy Battle - 瘋狂戰役
RisBe

Pretty fucked up, but I guess for YouTube it's acceptable content 🤷‍♂️
 
From looking at the Youtube version, the channel has two more fights videos
Title: Homie Ran Out of Wind (Link) Local Archive
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Homie had heart; he just wanted to hunt lizards, but despite his easygoing lizard-hunting demeanor, he wasn't a stranger to getting hit. I'd say that in this matchup, he's the one who's done time in a state lockup; not just county jail or INS bullpens like Slomez & the Mexican Shrek. And not really because of the way he fought, but more because of his build & because he wouldn't quit, even after getting rocked really hard and taken down to his knees.

He didn't really lose that fight by any measure, and I hope he walked away with more than a headache.
Title: 2 on 1 beatdown (Link) Local Archive
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I've seen this one before, and it's still funny two spindly tweakers took that long to wear down one aging alcoholic ex-con. It must've been like being hit by a pack of feral trailerpark kids, but he would've smashed each of them on their own.
Since we are on the topic of retards getting into street fights and almost killing each other, here is another classic between 2 guys who don't know how to fight against some punk who does.

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With pants like that & a man-bun, there's no way God was going to let him win.

As for his homie, the fixed, unfocused stare says he's not going to remember anything for a long time.
 
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Ivan made a nice crater, 8/10; had to deduct points for not doing it with a lit cigarette. At least for him it went quick, the size & symmetry of the crater suggest he'd rotated just before impact & augured-in, head first or near enough.
 
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