DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Or that he worked with helicopters?
Someone did a deep dive like, three or four years ago to confirm his degree and employment history. This is not to give him any credit. Phil exists in half truths. He blew his first semester in college and then moved back in with his parents. All of a sudden his grades improved significantly. He also likely got the CUSTOMER SERVICE job at his helicopter company because his dad worked there. All he did there was take orders for parts which has to be part of the reason why he was the first to go when the company started struggling financially. He was dead weight they jettisoned. Like what happened with Machinima. And Twitch.
 
It's pretty impressive to have this little charisma.

Truly high quality khantent "I go over here, then I turn here, I do this and I turn over here"
I'll admit it gets to me, but I find it more to be his tone than the actual shit that comes out of his mouth. There's something about the way he makes noise that makes me want to stab myself in the ears; like his "NOOOOOO! AHHHHHH!" or the "Go over here" shit he just did. I could get by on him being a retard, but the tone he uses deserves a bitch slap.
 
I'll admit it gets to me, but I find it more to be his tone than the actual shit that comes out of his mouth. There's something about the way he makes noise that makes me want to stab myself in the ears; like his "NOOOOOO! AHHHHHH!" or the "Go over here" shit he just did. I could get by on him being a retard, but the tone he uses deserves a bitch slap.
The lip smacking when he eats has me at a point where I’m basically just sitting there waiting on it, knowing it will trigger me and then it comes and triggers me.

The swine that he is.
 
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They called his high school to verify the valedictorian claim. He was actually the valedictorian. He has shown off his degree during his CT days.
Valedictorian of a Christian private school with like 30-40 other classmates. The school has terrible academic ratings and places an emphasis on sports and "christian education". If it were a regular public high school in a middle-income area with a graduating class of 500+, then I'd be impressed.
 
Begging and stalling hard because he only has $4 in tips, and has to send out the whale call.

Fucking pathetic, Phil.

Gee Phil, maybe if you didn't stop everything and beg, maybe people wouldn't withhold tips. Or, you know, actually be entertaining.
people support him because they like his content
his fans are so retarded they need to be prodded and reminded that they.. in fact.. like his content
 
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