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The length is painful.Over six hours...OVER SIX HOURS...
Beezin streamed January 16-17, 2022 with both chats
You misread. Reread the bolded section:Chantals real skin is currently inflated by mounds of fat smoothing out and acting as filler for her shitty skin. Let's not even mention the filters
If that bitch ever actually lost weight she would look like a melted buffalo.
But focusing on skin condition alone, laser peels offer a quick recovery and you sound real fucking stupid saying that people who have an ablative laser procedure repeat it in two weeks. You're still in recovery mode.
Shannon could spend a few thousand and fix all her skin issues. Whereas Chantards Rosacea is incurable and progressive. Have some fun and google end stage Rosacea.
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Now can we stop playing "Chantard is better" in any way to any one? Bc she's bottom of the barrel. Guarantee if Shannon was a big girl y'all would be her personal cheerleader.
Yes this proportion makes no sense. Either the filter glitched out and got creative, or she is at death's door or she is right before a metamorphosis to creepy pasta material.Did the filter fail? What happened here to her armpit?
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Semper Fidelis dear farmers. May you all sleep well and a sincere thank you to everyone that contributed to this marathon.Thank you to the recappers. That was a lot of shit in the last 12 hours and I can't understand a fucking word King Tut says. So thank you
First and last months’ rent and security deposit on his new three bedroom downtown high rise luxury apartment.I wonder which expensive shit she'll buy him this time. A rolex?
Despite being Kiwi Farms' top deathfat, Chantal's weight has taken the back seat in terms of discussion: of course, when you compare it to her stunningly horrid relationships. Oftentimes, her weight is a subject only mentioned in passing during a livestream, when either as a result of a manic pulse of energy or out of unhinged anger at her obese detractors, after she steps on her kitchen scale (whose accuracy can be intensely debated) to hear a robotic voice relay the digits of her titanic mass to the audience. What can be definitively said is that Chantal is really fucking fat and her gunt is hilarious.
Thanks to @ADHD and my incessant need to represent things in the most organized of fashions, I have formally graphed out Chantal's weight fluctuations, starting from as early as August 13th, 2021 to present day. This graphic represents all the available Chantal weigh-ins and their fluctuations over the past five months. Predictably, the horizontal axis illustrates the date and the vertical axis illustrates Chantal's measured, alleged weight in pounds.
I present to you: Gaining Unbelievable Numbers of Tonnes (GUNT).
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A future project and source of discussion could be predicting Chantal's past stimulant use, based on her behavior patterns on certain dates, and corresponding them to periods of weight loss in hopes of finding a relationship.
What you have to also consider is that Chantal is 100% lying about her starting weight.Starting at 347 and ending at 343 is a net loss of 4 pounds over the course of a little shy of 5 months. Four whole pounds.
From a rough glance at this graph (very rough, I could have mistaken where some of the numbers lie) Chantal's weight loss journey has been a bumpy one, indeed. I added the pounds from each time she lost and the pounds from each time she gained. Over the course of this timeline she has lost 92 pounds and gained 88 pounds. Had she not gorged herself whenever it took her fancy, she'd weigh 255 pounds now. Of course, we must keep in mind that all of these weights came from Chantal herself. Personally, I think she just makes it up as she goes along. Thinking back on how much and how often she shoved insane amounts of calories into her face, I don't see how she possibly could have lost 92 pounds in five months, even if it was only a few pounds at a time.