Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I’m stoked for Russell’s forthcoming album of Billy Joel‘s greatest hits rearranged for keytar.

I'm waiting him to say his cover is better than the original.

Makes sense. The tier of artist desperate enough to take Russ's money likely are mainly doing childrens workshops at the library.

A session musician reviewed Russ's song, and explained that saying things like "add flavor" mean nothing and he wasn't clear about what he wanted. She also pointed out that it was shear folly to send a song to a professional singer, for reasons we all know.

 

[Constellationzero]

I have to imagine Russell is an insufferable customer to work for. He mentions in his book that he hated Songcat's version of I Get You, he says something like "I told you to add flavor and it sounds like Sesame Street!" I guarantee you he gave them vague instructions and expected some sort of masterpiece. And let me tell you, freelance workers HATE clients like this, the ones who give them unclear instructions never feel satisfied with the end product and often demand extra stuff for free.

The greasy gourd was OVER THE MOON happy until he heard nothing from the object of his stalking. Then suddenly "no flavor." Like...what the fuck does that even mean?

Songcat clapped back by reposting his positive review.

 

[Da Dude123]

It will be interesting to see if this idea will come to fruition. It is very optimistic to believe he will get sued over covering a Billy Joel song. He and his agents will probably never learn of it. Plus, there are all kinds of covers on Youtube of various varieties. No one will care about him covering a famous musician's song.

It just slays me how he has the money to do things like this and still pay his rent and eat at Whalburger. Maybe he is hoping for Biden Bux?

 

[DrJonesHat]

It just slays me how he has the money to do things like this and still pay his rent and eat at Whalburger. Maybe he is hoping for Biden Bux?

He lives very frugally. He has no hobbies, has no friends to go out with, doesn't drink, thinks having fun is a waste of time and probably doesn't have to pay for a car. He has enough money to pursue his tilting at windmills. Remember he tries to file IFP when he sues and does all the work himself usually so that's not draining his finances either.

 

[Da Dude123]

He lives very frugally. He has no hobbies, has no friends to go out with, doesn't drink, thinks having fun is a waste of time and probably doesn't have to pay for a car. He has enough money to pursue his tilting at windmills. Remember he tries to file IFP when he sues and does all the work himself usually so that's not draining his finances either.

As big of a sped as he is, it really is impressive that he is able to still pull all this off on whatever janitorial job he has. There is an old saying, one of my favorites, that goes "A fool and his money are soon parted". This applies to many lolcows.

Lucas Werner immediately gorges himself on prime rib and pizza delivered to him in a shitty hotel room. He blew his Biden Bux in a matter of 2 or 3 days.

The fact that Rusty is able to plan for these dumb and autistic ideas and not blow all his money immediately, with the exception of a Whalburger or a trip to Burger King that better be open or he leaves a bad Yelp review, is unique.

I guess if you really have no interests then you are not interested in spending money. This is a guy who works out in khakis and a button down shirt. Won't even spend money on new clothes.

 

[Wahgonga]

Every time I think of Russ and Billy Joel, I think of a line from that song Captain Jack from Joel's first album-

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
And you just sit at home, and masturbate

He should do a cover of that. It would be almost autobiographical.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Forget "Big Shot." Where the hell is "She Don't Like Nice Guys"? Russell created expectations.

 

[Skullshatterer]

Greer has 10 months to collect approx. 150,000 signatures for his decriminalization initiative. He's going to need a lot of money to make that happen. You'd think that's where his focus would be right now. I know he tends to give up and memory-hole things that don't work out for him, but easier access to prostitutes has been a main goal of his life for over a decade now. That whole twitter thing was months ago and it only lasted a week or so. Surely he hasn't given up so easily.

I think it's likely he won't touch this idea anymore, since it's now "ruined" for him. Even if it already happened some time ago remember it's on internet forever, anyone can search for his name too and end up here or somewhere else to find out how much of a disgusting misogynist tard he is. He might mention it in 9 months briefly saying that trolls ruined that for him too.

Never mind that, what about the trailrail thing he came up with right after.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Every time I think of Russ and Billy Joel, I think of a line from that song Captain Jack from Joel's first album-

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
And you just sit at home, and masturbate

He should do a cover of that. It would be almost autobiographical.

At this point, a heroin habit would be a far better use of his money, although he seems far too inept to properly do any intravenous drugs, and he doesn't have the functional parts for smoking. Maybe snorting might work.

 

[The Great Citracett]

At this point, a heroin habit would be a far better use of his money, although he seems far too inept to properly do any intravenous drugs, and he doesn't have the functional parts for smoking. Maybe snorting might work.

I then began to smoke me my weed, in a way that helps with my disability...

 

[DrJonesHat]

I then began to smoke me my weed, in a way that helps with my disability...

He would never do recreational drugs. He thinks he's morally superior to people who drink/do drugs. Seeing him high on pot would be hilarious though.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He would never do recreational drugs. He thinks he's morally superior to people who drink/do drugs. Seeing him high on pot would be hilarious though.

It'd be more hilarious if he hot boxed a burning tire.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think it's likely he won't touch this idea anymore, since it's now "ruined" for him. Even if it already happened some time ago remember it's on internet forever, anyone can search for his name too and end up here or somewhere else to find out how much of a disgusting misogynist tard he is. He might mention it in 9 months briefly saying that trolls ruined that for him too.

Never mind that, what about the trailrail thing he came up with right after.

The internet's memory is long, but its attention span is short. Russell will come up with something new, and we'll focus on that. If A Safer Nevada gets brought up, it'll be in the context of "Remember when Russ got shut down by a whore? Good times."

I don't think anything is coming from his autistic train PAC; maybe I'm ascribing too much intelligence to him when I say this, but he may have done that just to throw us for a loop because it's so out of character for him (unlike his Billy Joel cover).

 

[Constellationzero]

He lives very frugally. He has no hobbies,

Greer hobby list (not comprehensive):

* Pestering young ladies on Instagram
* Creating inane PACs
* Harassing breastaurant waitresses
* Harassing random young women
* SOOing people who hurt his fee fees
* Harassing Yovanna, Taylor, Arianna, Katy Perry, and Farrah Abram (to be continued as he hones in on more celebs)
* Beating off into a sock while rocking back and forth and sobbing
* Writing assmad fanfic on the internet about his myriad failed dates with prostitutes
* A WOO HOO HOO
* Doing the Charleston to PowerPoint presentations
* Pippin'
* Squeakin'
* Bamboonin'

 

[Common Shadow]

This fuck seems like he should have transitioned and became a hybrid Karen. Kinda seems like him and The Amazing Atheist would be butt buddies. Why THAT fuck doesn't have a thread is beyond me unless he does and it is really far down the list.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The Amazing Atheist would be butt buddies. Why THAT fuck doesn't have a thread is beyond me unless he does and it is really far down the list.

He has a thread

 

[DrJonesHat]

Harassing Yovanna, Taylor, Arianna, Katy Perry, and Farrah Abram (to be continued as he hones in on more celebs)

I think he's given up on Ariana and Farrah. He got sanctioned in court for filing a bad faith lawsuit against Ariana, and Farrah went straight for the jugular when she threatened to countersue. Since he never actually managed to serve Taylor, I don't think he's even on their radar. Yovanna is just ignoring him, and while he might sue her, he has even less grounds than he did with Taylor because a fitness model isn't known for doing things for fans.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This fuck seems like he should have transitioned and became a hybrid Karen. Kinda seems like him and The Amazing Atheist would be butt buddies. Why THAT fuck doesn't have a thread is beyond me unless he does and it is really far down the list.

He does. He's just in the Internet Famous subforum.

 

[bubble wrap]

I think it's likely he won't touch this idea anymore, since it's now "ruined" for him. Even if it already happened some time ago remember it's on internet forever, anyone can search for his name too and end up here or somewhere else to find out how much of a disgusting misogynist tard he is. He might mention it in 9 months briefly saying that trolls ruined that for him too.

Never mind that, what about the trailrail thing he came up with right after.

You may be right.

I just took a look at the Nevada Secretary of State website. PACs are required to file 2 forms by January 15 every year. One is the annual registration form and the other is an annual Contributions & Expenses (C&E) Report. If you don’t submit the registration form, the PAC goes inactive. And if Greer engages in PAC-related activities while inactive, he can be fined. The C&E however, only has to be filed if he spent or received more than $1,000 in 2021. (Source)

Connecting Nevada: Both reports have been filed (here). He spent received $100 for misc. unspecified expenses in 2021. (Corrected)

A Safer Nevada: No reports have been filed (here).

January 15th fell on Saturday, so it’s possible he submitted the ASN docs on time and they haven’t been posted online yet. We’ll see in another week or so if any docs show up or if the group’s status changes to inactive.

Spoiler: Screenshots

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Forget "Big Shot." Where the hell is "She Don't Like Nice Guys"? Russell created expectations.

That and "Better Life (Right Here, Right Here)." I'd also like to read his screenplay about terrorists taking over a theme park, which is essentially the plot to 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.