Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick X Tomlinson said:
A man who argues with his toilet will argue with anything.

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One of the quotes from Patrick's yearbook from high school was from his teacher and said something along the lines of 'Patrick will argue with a fence post'.

Cut to 2022 and he's literally arguing with his fence post on Twitter. He's very fat.
 
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Pat gives his excuse to his 'fans' for not tweeting much yesterday.

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'praying to a trashcan'. Who the hell vomits in a trashcan for 18 hours? Looks like Pat is so scared of his toilet on twitter that he wont even use the word anymore.

Also, in other news...

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Mr Moonface said:
Pat gives his excuse to his 'fans' for not tweeting much yesterday.

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'praying to a trashcan'. Who the hell vomits in a trashcan for 18 hours? Looks like Pat is so scared of his toilet on twitter that he wont even use the word anymore.

Also, in other news...

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The best part of this is Twatter ignored someone named Pat Hates Niggers to tell Fat Rick's retarded ass how to deal with the people impersonating his possessions. If he just blocked the accounts and ignored them, the vast majority of them would go away... except for Handsom Rick. I like that guy and he should stay.
 
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thismanlies said:
The best part of this is Twatter ignored someone named Pat Hates Niggers to tell Fat Rick's retarded ass how to deal with the people impersonating his possessions. If he just blocked the accounts and ignored them, the vast majority of them would go away... except for Handsom Rick. I like that guy and he should stay.
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I can't believe I forgot to check the Handsome Rick account. Guess who's a fan of the gimmick accounts?

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ShinyStar said:
Pat did have a sport in Starship Repo. I guess his contribution to 'World building Fantastic Sports' will be, 'Copy an idea from a vastly more popular and successful series (ie, slingshot racing from The Expanse) and just assume no one will ever notice.'
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He also had a zero G sport in his Ark series that basically just sounded like Blitzball from FFX in space.
 
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It should also be pointed out that Rick almost certainly did not have stomache flu. An infection from a noro or rotavirus will linger for a couple days at least. You don't spend half a day vomiting only to feel perfectly fine the next morning.

This sounds way more like basic bitch food poisoning or a particularly bad hangover. Probably induced by awful pub food or his botulitastic homebrewed hot sauce. In any case, his compulsive pigsplaining of tangentially-related tidbits sickens me more than he likely ever was.
 
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Chive Turkey said:
It should also be pointed out that Rick almost certainly did not have stomache flu. An infection from a noro or rotavirus will linger for a couple days at least. You don't spend half a day vomiting only to feel perfectly fine the next morning.

This sounds way more like basic bitch food poisoning or a particularly bad hangover. Probably induced by awful pub food or his botulitastic homebrewed hot sauce. In any case, his compulsive pigsplaining of tangentially-related tidbits sickens me more than he likely ever was.
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One of the things we alcoholics will discover is when the damage gets severe enough, we can't process alcohol at the same rate we used to. Its almost like overnight, we become lightweights.

Like we can't keep the booze down. Can't keep the food down. Hell, can't even keep water down.

If Pat is smart, this is a wakeup call to see a doctor, get a physical, and figure out how much liver function he has left. But this is Pat. He can't take a hint from anyone or anything.

It's not a good way to go. I can't wait for the Twitter excuses when he starts retaining massive amounts of fluid as his body break down.
 
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JustStopDude said:
One of the things we alcoholics will discover is when the damage gets severe enough, we can't process alcohol at the same rate we used to. Its almost like overnight, we become lightweights.

Like we can't keep the booze down. Can't keep the food down. Hell, can't even keep water down.

If Pat is smart, this is a wakeup call to see a doctor, get a physical, and figure out how much liver function he has left. But this is Pat. He can't take a hint from anyone or anything.

It's not a good way to go. I can't wait for the Twitter excuses when he starts retaining massive amounts of fluid as his body break down.
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How long until Pat's ailing liver gets a Twitter account?
 
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Imagine lovingly knitting your granddaughter a blanket in the hopes she'll someday wrap it around her own children to keep them warm during the harsh beer drinking, bratwurst devouring Wisconsin winters. Only for her fat layabout husband to commandeer and use it to Dutch oven himself all day on his fart couch while he tweets so often that it becomes synonymous with him. No amount of fabreezing or washing will make that blankie pure ever again. The only way to exercise the demons of Monday meatloafs past is to destroy it with fire.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
I can't believe I forgot to check the Handsome Rick account. Guess who's a fan of the gimmick accounts?

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I love handsome Rick. I would unironically buy his hardcovers the day of release. But not even he can make the pointing-at-his-face pose look good. That pose is simply unsalvageable.

The fact that Fat thinks it makes him look good shows how absolutely incapable he is of viewing himself objectively.
 
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thismanlies said:
The best part of this is Twatter ignored someone named Pat Hates Niggers to tell Fat Rick's retarded ass how to deal with the people impersonating his possessions. If he just blocked the accounts and ignored them, the vast majority of them would go away... except for Handsom Rick. I like that guy and he should stay.
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There's people on Twitter pretending to be my household items: Those people are crazy.
There's people on Twitter pretending to be my household items and I keep arguing with them and constantly talk about them: I'm crazy.
 
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