Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

2. Patrick Montello (sp?), or as I know him, the WoggleVoice, has tested positive for Covid this week as he was apparently unvaccinated.

@WogglebugLover Make Fauci the villain of your next movie! Anti-vaxers are a big market that very few creators touch.

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia, have you put any more thought into making Woggy gay with Froggy? It'll be a really positive role model for young LGBT people !

 

[Spastic Cologne]

While trying and failing to locate any of the elusive and no doubt well produced TikTok ads (always a winning strategy to make your advertisements as difficult as humanly possible to see/find) I couldn't help but notice WogglebugLove Productions is officially recognized as a legitimate business by Google, as it very well should be.

I especially like how people also searched for fitness centers and a Walmart as the "films" are the "cinematic" equivalent of being trapped in one 4th of July weekend,
the real merry old land of US/Oh. And fitness well, need I say more...

This is the picture you went with huh?

Front page off center and all. At least you know what you get I suppose.

Speaking of pictures @WogglebugLover what the hell do you have against centring images?
This image in particular has been triggering my OCD and tism something fierce

Is symmetry too nonsecular for you or something?
And the less said about the posters the better

Without using a search engine @WogglebugLover please explain to the class what correct dimensions, aspect, scale, proportion and composition is in relation to graphic design, or specifically in this case making a visually appealing poster for your "movies" and your audience, an audience consisting almost entirely of us Kiwis.
Genuinely curious what is your process?

Edit: Found em

https://www.tiktok.com/@wogglebuglover

Spoiler: As expected pure kino

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

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This reminds me an old creepypasta.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Cynthia, have you put any more thought into making Woggy gay with Froggy? It'll be a really positive role model for young LGBT people !

I'll say it once again. My vision is not, and has never been, and never will be, to portray the Wogglebug and Frogman as a gay couple. They are just good friends similar to how Wogglebug and Sylvie are. And in the second to last of my movies Wogglebug will go to the Insect Kingdom and meet and fall in love with the Beetle Princess and marry her. I'm putting my foot down on it. I don't live to please any of you.

 

[Puddleduck]

I'll say it once again. My vision is not, and has never been, and never will be, to portray the Wogglebug and Frogman as a gay couple. They are just good friends similar to how Wogglebug and Sylvie are. And in the second to last of my movies Wogglebug will go to the Insect Kingdom and meet and fall in love with the Beetle Princess and marry her. I'm putting my foot down on it. I don't live to please any of you.

But that movie is ages a way, I bet you've not even written it or made a character model for the Beetle Princess yet...

 

[WogglebugLover]

But that movie is ages a way, I bet you've not even written it or made a character model for the Beetle Princess yet...

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:

 

[Kongo-Müller]

Cute. Now that her design has been leaked to the internet, it would be a shame if trolls created R34 fanart of her.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:
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Why does she look like a young child...?

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

So, Wogglebug is a pedofile? Sweet... Better make him gay I tell ya.
Make princess head smaller and longer, and the model itself bigger. Even better, make a completely new design. This... Is not a good look. At all.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Why does she look like a young child...?

Cynthia doesn't want to appease her fans with an adult gay male romance, but she does endorse child marriage.

 

[Spergichu]

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:
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Who knew Wogglebug was a lolicon?

 

[Golly]

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:
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Cynthia, please study color theory. There are tons of charts online if you only want to start with introductory reference material. There are many ways to communicate "splendid dress with dazzling colors" that don't look like that.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:
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If this is Woggy's love interest I can clearly see why he likes hanging around little girls so much. Seriously, put the models next to each other and see how inappropriate it is: fat, fancy dressed guy and a little girl in a colorful dress.

 

[Figger Nucker]

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:
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I'm glad you're taking inspiration from the Farms and made a literal demon-child. I didn't know you were a fan of Ethan Ralph,

 

[Ido]

Considering this is now her second self insert that's been a child (among other things) I think we can all safely say that Cherie never mentally progressed into the double digits.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

You are dead wrong about both those assumptions. I did at least write a whole story in prose about it a long time ago. And so I know the outline of it very well among other things. And I did long ago make a design for the Beetle Princess. Here she is:
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Cynthia, darling, we love your works in our own little ways but you desperately need to not make a character that's so much visual stimuli they're going to give everyone an aneurism.

Also her eyes are pointing in different directions, is that to aim her Uzis?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Also her eyes are pointing in different directions, is that to aim her Uzis?

You need to have eyes around your head when PedoBug is around.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

I still don't understand why the dress looks this way. Is it a crystal dress that shines with different colours? Or a dress made with flowers? Or a patchwork dress? It makes no sense!

Cynthia, whoever made your model is a terrible artist and they don't deserve your money.

 

[Ido]

I still don't understand why the dress looks this way. Is it a crystal dress that shines with different colours? Or a dress made with flowers? Or a patchwork dress? It makes no sense!

It's designed to look like the Autism flag and raise awareness for group homes. I know this because @WogglebugLover totally told me.