E Beggars on Twitter / Social Media E Beggar General - "Pay for FUCKING EVERYTHING"

[soggy london]

This account attracted my attention because of the absolute filth of the fridge

Spoiler: full mess in all its glory

This one frequently bitches and complains in the most vague and confusing way.

Spoiler: you can skip reading this one it's boring

TL;DR She has scoliosis so she didn't want to take the bus in the cold so she got a cab and I guess somehow the cold still made her back hurt so bad she needs weed and pain killer money because only 3 people donated last time. :doge:

Feeling entitled towards other peoples' money? Check.


Spoilering the next sperg because there is seriously something wrong with this one's head

Spoiler: LMFAO

She is seriously whining at her big age of 31(?) about her mom not giving her her ID card for whatever reason so she ended up not being able to apply to Canadian Idol because she wants to become a singer... you cannot make this up.


Also, someone forced her to smoke crack:


She is literally insane and it is so horrifying/entertaining to go through her account:

Tfw your friends baby daddy(?) doesn't share their weed with you when you're pregnant and a crackhead

 

[theshep]

LMAO. "I fractured my finger, I need rehab therapy. Give me money."

 

[MetalParakeet]

I might actually know that Christy parks one. Well not know, but have met.

I'm trying to find an actual photo of her face before I get too excited though

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

TL;DR She has scoliosis so she didn't want to take the bus in the cold so she got a cab and I guess somehow the cold still made her back hurt so bad she needs weed and pain killer money because only 3 people donated last time. :doge:

Severe cases of scoliosis can be debilitating and might require unsightly braces (at least in the past). However, many people that have scoliosis have it rather mild; for example, someone with one leg a 1/4 in (6 mm) shorter than the other can be diagnosed with scoliosis and not have their quality of life impacted in any significant way so long as they do their best to have good posture and habits.

This is another example of a grifter sharing just enough to tug on readers' heart strings and demand pitybux despite the reality that she might not be as impacted as she claims and simply wants gibs and free weed money just like every other e-beggar on social media.
(edited to add missing words)

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Elisea has posted this "beautiful" graphic to go with her e begging

"Waaah my rent is $127 a WEEK!" -ungrateful bitch

Get another job. Either a second one or go to something like fast food. The chains in my town are going for $15+/hour now, and I'm sure it's similar wherever she is.

Anyone that unironically uses the term "co parent" is guaranteed to be exceptional. Does baby daddy at least get a tugboat? We don't know. And honestly, we most likely won't know. Not like it'd help with the grift.

 

[The Last Stand]

Here's the GIF that Kyllie uses to "crowdfund:"

Seriously?

Oh yes, all women aspire to be like Kyttie. A lazy, manipulative, suicide baiting, sorry excuse of a parent who "makes a living" off begging from Twitter. Prime material right there!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Here's the GIF that Kyllie uses to "crowdfund:"

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Seriously?

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Oh yes, all women aspire to be like Kyttie. A lazy, manipulative, suicide baiting, sorry excuse of a parent who "makes a living" off begging from Twitter. Prime material right there!

Don't forget "conveniently 'forgets' when her bills are due all the fucking time"

How do you "forget" when bills are due? Bills have consistent due dates. Some of my bills have had the same due date for over a decade. Even Chris Chan was just smart enough to recognize those patterns.

Wait. I'm stupid. Of course. She's not forgetting. She's just setting up a grift. Gotta make everyone else pay her phone bill! It's either that or she's so stupid that someone else (not a paypig) needs to handle her money and bills for her.

It's possible to change the due dates of some bills if they're really "on top of each other."

There is no way in fuck that's the cheapest internet option in Chicago. She has to be adding something like premium cable to it.

 

[The Last Stand]

There is no way in fuck that's the cheapest internet option in Chicago. She has to be adding something like premium cable to it.

Here's what I found about ISPs in Chicago, IL. I could be wrong so take this what you will.

She has Xfinity; here's their starting rates. Where is the $271.55 coming from? Hell, I even looked up rates for Xfinity themselves.
https://www.xfinity.com/learn/inter...a7782c11ec832902540a82b82a&cmp=aff__100322755
Their most expensive plan is $80 a month (for 24 months) of Gigabit Internet. Their "regular rate" is $113.95 a month. Assuming this is 100% accurate, why does she need Gigabit internet when all she does is "crownfund" on Twitter?

Something smells fishy and it isn't just the spoilt food and apartment.

 

[retard strength]

$140 is probably the minimum due on what has got to be months of her not paying. Still not even sure how that's happened, unless she had had a rolling balance for years.

FTC has been covering $50 for phone and internet bills (and I guess is doing so indefinitely) because of ~covid~. It was $75 until recently. No way she doesn't know about that or not qualify for it.

But then she couldn't use it to grift!

Damn Kyttie, Texas doesn't need more leeches. They know you aren't going there for work.

 

[Thots & Prayers]

I was curious and wanted to see where the hell Kyttie was getting the $8k number from. Based on her sob stories, she doesn't have any quality furniture to speak of, so just throwing clothes and a few toys into a couple of suitcases would be all the packing she needs.


For less than $100, she could be in Texas, with family. I just put Dallas as a destination, not knowing where her family supposedly lives. But I know that Kyttie is too good for a Greyhound, I decided to look up how much a train to Texas would be. This is including a private room, since poor Kyttie's lupus would never handle the unwashed masses of Coach!


But it's sooo much easier to not just abandon the shitty apartment and lack of furniture/bedding than hopping on a train/plane to go live with family! Assuming anything Kyttie says is true, what is the landlord going to do, sue her for breach of contract? For a place that (supposedly) has no heat/running toilets/is rat infested?

 

[stupid frog]

Don't forget "conveniently 'forgets' when her bills are due all the fucking time"

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How do you "forget" when bills are due? Bills have consistent due dates. Some of my bills have had the same due date for over a decade. Even Chris Chan was just smart enough to recognize those patterns.

Wait. I'm stupid. Of course. She's not forgetting. She's just setting up a grift. Gotta make everyone else pay her phone bill! It's either that or she's so stupid that someone else (not a paypig) needs to handle her money and bills for her.

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It's possible to change the due dates of some bills if they're really "on top of each other."

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There is no way in fuck that's the cheapest internet option in Chicago. She has to be adding something like premium cable to it.

>spends all day tweeting, probably on phone
>AH FORGOT MAH PHONE BILL Y'ALL

kyttie, maybe you should just buy a gun and shoot the rats.

 

[Plumber's Kokoro Wish]

What's crazy is that she had the baby while she was homeless and living in the car. What is up with these homeless women deciding to live in cars with babies?! If it's to get more money from begging, that is extremely pathetic (and makes them absolutely awful moms). Her cousin Elisea is the one that wrote her CashApp on her pregnant belly on like page 2. They're all connected to this e beggar I've mentioned before called Mem that wanted $10,000 to e beg for a rental house. There's another relative, a "non binary black lesbian" named Allen, too. That whole family is fucked up and needs a proper writeup, honestly.

As for the thread's favorite e beggars, Shadow upped her goal:

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muh mentals

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I'll never get over just how greedy Shadow is. "The right donor." There's a right donor, all right- the one that funds her stint at rehab

As for Kyttie? She keeps applying for commission jobs, then rejecting them because they're commission jobs

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She also wants to remind us how much she hates her landlord

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I'm sure at this rate that if the rats are real and the landlord knew about them, he'd really have no problem evicting her ass. She sounds like a nightmare tenant.

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This is just pathetic. And no, you don't need delivery.

2 to 3 Cases a day??? what the fuck, does she bath in it?

Kyttie has been tweeting all day.

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So she claims to be a freelance graphic designer, but can't be assed to make her own shitty e beg graphics? Sounds right on brand.

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Kyttie addresses *shitting in a bucket*

Spoiler: fuck you landlord i'm not fixing my toilet just to spite you

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I don't understand Kyttie's math here. I want to assume that Kyttie wouldn't make up shitting in a bucket just because of how humiliating it is and how casual she was talking about the trampoline. So fine, Kyttie. I'll believe you. You shit in a bucket. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Most reputable plumbers will give you a free estimate and only charge for the work, someone isn't even trying.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

2 to 3 Cases a day??? what the fuck, does she bath in it?



Most reputable plumbers will give you a free estimate and only charge for the work, someone isn't even trying.

I can't be assed to go look on Twitter phone search for it right now, but basically Kyttie claims that her pipes are Flint Lite despite never showing proof. She has a massive hate boner for Lori Lightfoot because of this. She doesn't talk about how much she hates Lori Lightfoot very often, but she's definitely on Kyttie's shit list. She's never begged for something like a PUR filter or Brita pitcher, however. Something like Primo or gallon water would also be more economical than packs of Dasani or Alkaline water or whatever the fuck she claims to drink and use.

I was curious and wanted to see where the hell Kyttie was getting the $8k number from. Based on her sob stories, she doesn't have any quality furniture to speak of, so just throwing clothes and a few toys into a couple of suitcases would be all the packing she needs.

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For less than $100, she could be in Texas, with family. I just put Dallas as a destination, not knowing where her family supposedly lives. But I know that Kyttie is too good for a Greyhound, I decided to look up how much a train to Texas would be. This is including a private room, since poor Kyttie's lupus would never handle the unwashed masses of Coach!

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But it's sooo much easier to not just abandon the shitty apartment and lack of furniture/bedding than hopping on a train/plane to go live with family! Assuming anything Kyttie says is true, what is the landlord going to do, sue her for breach of contract? For a place that (supposedly) has no heat/running toilets/is rat infested?

You classist shitlord, only business class for Kyttie! Also how is she going to pack the tramapoline- I mean, Tyla's bed?

$140 is probably the minimum due on what has got to be months of her not paying. Still not even sure how that's happened, unless she had had a rolling balance for years.

FTC has been covering $50 for phone and internet bills (and I guess is doing so indefinitely) because of ~covid~. It was $75 until recently. No way she doesn't know about that or not qualify for it.

But then she couldn't use it to grift!

Damn Kyttie, Texas doesn't need more leeches. They know you aren't going there for work.

I think what's throwing me off is that the total bill is $270 and she needs to pay $140 to keep current. How many months has she been not paying? I know someone that had Xfinity close their account over $600 in late fees, but they had had cable and internet.

At any rate, she got no (wi fi) internets now

"No way" to access the Wired? Then what's the point of having a smartphone? It's not fun, but I've had to fill out forms (medical etc) on my phone before because I couldn't access a bigger computer and it was absolutely necessary.

Can't go to the library or McDonald's because *immunocompromised,* I guess

Y'know, I've ran out of high speed data before and while it was slow af (like I wouldn't watch videos on my phone), if she has an unlimited data plan she'll be fine. It just won't be "high speed" once she exceeds that.

Kyttie uses a lot of Spongebob gifs in her beg posts. This flashing one is my least favorite. It gives me a headache because she uses it almost every fucking beg post. Ableist bitch.

"Help I need Internet!" She says as she uses THE INTERNET on her phone data

I don't know much about this Pulte guy short that the e beggars like Kyttie will often enter his money giveaways. I'm surprised she didn't mention how $10,000 would match and exceed her goal to leave the Chicago hoard and go make another one in Texas.

 

[MetalParakeet]

This one looks promising

 

[bunsbunsbuns]

This one looks promising

Well I was about to scroll past but then I saw that they were trans/indigenous/fat/gay/whatever and was compelled to open my wallet.

idk why they bother with sob stories when they insist on these irrelevant buzzwords.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I can't be assed to go look on Twitter phone search for it right now, but basically Kyttie claims that her pipes are Flint Lite despite never showing proof. She has a massive hate boner for Lori Lightfoot because of this. She doesn't talk about how much she hates Lori Lightfoot very often, but she's definitely on Kyttie's shit list. She's never begged for something like a PUR filter or Brita pitcher, however. Something like Primo or gallon water would also be more economical than packs of Dasani or Alkaline water or whatever the fuck she claims to drink and use.

And the thing is that in places with water quality issues, such as Flint, those in charge have been trying to give filters away to everyone who needs them but not everyone makes the effort to get them despite bouncing and squeaking about the water.

That said, grifters don't want solutions to their problems; they want endless donations from others to maintain the status quo.

This one looks promising

idk why they bother with sob stories when they insist on these irrelevant buzzwords

Sometimes I wonder if these people merely copy and paste social justice buzzwords without knowing what they're really saying or conveying. This person claims to be trans nonbinary which makes no sense when both words are combined together .

It's also interesting to see Kyttie whining about her mobile data depite wasting it on frivolous internet useage. If it's as limited as she claims, she needs to give priority to her daughter's online therapy and spend less time making multiple e-begging posts per day. Unfortunately, though, Kyttie feels she should be able to do whatever she wants without limits or accountability.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

Y'know, I've ran out of high speed data before and while it was slow af (like I wouldn't watch videos on my phone), if she has an unlimited data plan she'll be fine. It just won't be "high speed" once she exceeds that.

We've established that these people mainly consist of lies but some phone providers (no contract, pay-as-you-go plans IME) will throttle you so badly the internet becomes useless. I've had two different "unlimited" plans that basically didn't work once you burned up the ~5GB high speed data. Like, Google Maps didn't function, music (without video) didn't stream, and webpages took forever to load if they did at all. I would put this complaint in the "possibles" pile.

 

[one_time_user]

I swear I posted this before in this thread but in case I didn't... get a free Google voice number, download the ap on your phone and bloop, free phone service over wifi and you can use it on your computer too. I am suspicious of any one crying poor who doesn't know that.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I swear I posted this before in this thread but in case I didn't... get a free Google voice number, download the ap on your phone and bloop, free phone service over wifi and you can use it on your computer too. I am suspicious of any one crying poor who doesn't know that.

There's also Viber if someone doesn't want to use Google Voice. Staples of the "basic broke as fuck college/uni student" software pack.

 

[bunsbunsbuns]

lol grizzly bear caught the wu flu



edit - she got it all and more in an hour??