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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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that's assuming he even makes it past security at Heathrow
I really don't envy the poor fucker who winds up having to pat him down
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A simple Google search of bongland would have answered your question.
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Reading Kevin’s string of arguments makes my eyes glaze over almost as quickly as reading Wedge’s hot takes. I feel like I’m losing brain cells the further I go… sometimes I wish he’d stay out of politics so I don’t have to read his shitty takes, but I guess it is humorous to be reminded of how genuinely retarded he is.
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If my most flattering angle looked like Kevin's selfie, I would kill myself feel heckin cute uwu.
https://archive.ph/mHCrw
Here are some "less flattering" Rare Kevins.
https://archive.ph/ET72B
https://archive.ph/2Fg1q
Perhaps the rarest of all: Working Kevins.
https://archive.ph/wi0cP
https://archive.ph/GTRAu
https://archive.ph/mHCrw
Here are some "less flattering" Rare Kevins.
https://archive.ph/ET72B
https://archive.ph/2Fg1q
Perhaps the rarest of all: Working Kevins.
https://archive.ph/wi0cP
https://archive.ph/GTRAu
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First of all, BLABLABLA
Second, the amount of delusion he still harbors about getting fucked. Lmao. I would like to bet real hard money that he will never get fucked once in the 2020s - without it being excruciatingly painful and requiring a visit to the emergency room.
It hardly bears repeating, but Kevin. You mangled your nerves down there and you have an open wound that's constantly trying to shut. Your totally heckin' awesome vag is as useless as an asshole on an elbow. It's over. Get used to anal and giving blowjobs. Everyone knows that being a human cumrag is so validating.
Third, about this UK pipe dream...
And if a double decker bus♪
Crashes into us♪
To coom by your side is such a heavenly way to die♪
And if a ten troon bus♪
Kills the both of us♪
Well the coping and the seething is mine♪
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Or stabbed by
Saying nigger isn't political calm down lmao
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I always wonder what the perfect job for Kevin would be. He can't move that much, what does he have left to go for when Penny leaves this mortal coil?Of course, whether he would even be capable of rectifying the situation is a big question. Would he even be able to move enough to exercise with the current state of his nethers? Does he have enough control over the grocery list to get healthy foods added in and less crap?It's really hard to say.
Him referring to someone on twitter as a main character is really autistic.
Ironically I agree with him here. A stopped clock and all that.
I am unressonably annoyed at him for this. Just don't fucking do art. He does it for clout and it doesn't make him happy, do something else man. Like RP or writing weird furry fetish or trans stories, just anything you feel passionate for even though his sex drive was his biggest passion outside of consooming. Find a hobby.
Even if Hasbro ceases to exist tomorrow, there will be endless robots for Kevin to collect, bootlegs and customs. What a ride. I think customs and bootlegs are fun on their own, but as established Kevin collects to collect.
There really is no fucking reason to collect in an anarchocommunist society. In fact, massive hoarding of toys like Kevin would be discouraged. It never ceases to amaze me how he lives on a level of irony most of us could only imagine. I almost want a anarchocommunist community for him to be put into that isn't the tranch just to see what happens.
Debate is how our minds grow and provides solutions to complex problems. Humans can't see or know the answers to all issues all at once. You can't always declare one viewpoint the winner when it would get to their head and then they do something stupid because of inflated ego arrogance (see: tranch). Hope Kevin steps on a rake and gets smacked by it, Sideshow Bob style.
He REALLY has some problems. Can't go to school without panic attacks, sees school like prison and wants it abolished (and replaced with what, dickhead?), abhors work, terrified of falling out of groupthink, can't stand debate... jesus. That's no way to live.
How did brit youths get so gay? Is it just easier for cities or is it just aesthetic?
Holy shit, he looks presentable in this. Like, as if he was a middle aged newage art teacher, but with shitty hair. Shame he doesn't have more to dress up for.Here are some "less flattering" Rare Kevins.
I wonder how or why Kevin got promoted to not doing any work ever, period. He used to toil, but now he doesn't. Is it a deal he and Penny worked out? What changed?
Open Window Maniac
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England is full of stoners who sit about taking fat rips off of bongs all day. Hence the term, Bongland.
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Few more rares also from my autistic Jen deep dive in the Tranch thread there are piss sex tapes that exist *somewhere* in the Trooniverse of Kevin and Jen and unknown troon including some Kevin himself filmed.
also i found a vid of jen's amhole and him fapping with it, his history is much more exceptional than Kevin and if he Tweeted like Kevin does he would get his own thread.
Remember that Cum shirt?
Kevin sleeping pics always make me lol
Top left is a former ex polycule member. We *might* have this one tho?
Considering where those hands have been? Yes.
Yeahhhh....
Yes its of kevin. Theres many more gross tweets between them I just picked some highlights.
From all the subtweets both Jen & Kevin call Penny mistress in public. No wonder this faggot hates interacting with "the cis"
Ew.
Bonus where I checked the subtweets and Wedge's Islam earlier and he got outdone by Jen. Wedge can't even win at being gross. Get fucked Threadless
Pic of almost all their dogs
Bonus recent pic from Jen in what I think is the hoard basement? I can't tell but this is how Kevin does girly game nights with the boyz. Also a half pallet cleanser because at least the cat is cute.
also i found a vid of jen's amhole and him fapping with it, his history is much more exceptional than Kevin and if he Tweeted like Kevin does he would get his own thread.
Remember that Cum shirt?
Kevin sleeping pics always make me lol
Top left is a former ex polycule member. We *might* have this one tho?
Considering where those hands have been? Yes.
Yeahhhh....
Yes its of kevin. Theres many more gross tweets between them I just picked some highlights.
From all the subtweets both Jen & Kevin call Penny mistress in public. No wonder this faggot hates interacting with "the cis"
Ew.
Bonus where I checked the subtweets and Wedge's Islam earlier and he got outdone by Jen. Wedge can't even win at being gross. Get fucked Threadless
Pic of almost all their dogs
Bonus recent pic from Jen in what I think is the hoard basement? I can't tell but this is how Kevin does girly game nights with the boyz. Also a half pallet cleanser because at least the cat is cute.
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You're saying that like it's a guaranteed thing Penny dies first. It's easy to think of their relationship in terms of parent-child, but unless I'm mistaken, Penny and Kevin are roughly the same age. Given that Penny has semi-intact genitals, is at a normal weight, seems (in comparative terms) bereft of any significant neuroses, and does work around the ranch, my bet would actually be on Penny outlasting Kevin. Of course, this would make the Chris-Chan style question of "What will (fat autist) do when (single remaining caregiver) dies?" significantly easier- Kevin'll be right there in the earth with him.
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The most egregious photograph is perhaps the one where he's supposedly dressed for a wedding. How dumb do you have to be to wear items that use both plaid and a floral pattern? Even if you ignored Kevin's face and his fridge-like body, you'd still do a double-take seeing something like that walking into a church. No wonder he likes to wear bright colors and childish patterns.
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In defensive of Kevin, I have no idea what I would wear to a wedding where a Sylveon is marrying a dog.
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IIRC Penny is 5+ years older than Kevvie. It still is likely that Kevin will die around or before Penny goes. His poor life choices and health problems might catch up with him. If mistress dies first, I'm not sure if he'd die from grief or if he'll move on and try to leech from another desperate fetishist (likely if he can find one around his age). I can't see him doing any work or any life skills on his own. Penny will likely be fine if Kevin goes first, as long as Penny's emotional state doesn't get too volatile (as he does rash stupid shit too).
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I'm sure Our Dear Leader will let Kevryn come and live with him in Serbia when Penis dies - it's been a long time since he had a hot feedee gf with an amhole.
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the poor doner kebabs don't deserve that
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A noose
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Me personally, I'd wear a suicide bombing vest. I mean, if I had to go.
RazorBackBacon
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I'd just send two dog collars in trans-flag colors and make up an excuse about having to travel because of work.
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Wait until the trannies find out about all the free estrogen produced by the female endocrine system.