Plagued COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

Sandnigger said:
God will talk to you if you agree to smear yourself in spit and mucus of your fellow faithful. Or some shit.
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I assume he was alluding to or reenacting this miracle:

Having said these things, he spit on the ground and made mud with the saliva. Then he anointed the man’s eyes with the mud and said to him, "Go, wash in the pool of Siloam" (which means Sent). So he went and washed and came back seeing (John 9:6-7, ESV).
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I don't know how this hasn't become a sacrament. There are people who do the foot washing thing, this is much cooler. Imagine rubbing spit in some blind guy's eyes and he's like, "What's that?" And you tell him, "Nothing, just some holy chrism. You can go wash it off now," and when the blind guy's gone the congregation can't hold it in any more and they absolutely crack up.
 
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Embaby Cumjar said:
He's partially right. I've read the risk of myocarditis is higher from Moderna than the virus itself but equal between the virus and the Pfizer vaccine. This only applies to young males though. A doctor YTer called Medlife Crisis talked about it and said he was amused by the elderly people worrying about this side effect. He said something like: it's nice you see yourself as a strapping young lad but you're not in the age cohort. lol
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Literally young males 12-17. That ain't you grandpa. A lot of the "COVID only kills old and unhealthy people" rhetoric is funny considering how the average American thinks they're young and healthy. Perception doesn't exactly line up with reality most of the time.

Young people don't really seem to benefit from boosters though. That much is true. Looking at preventing hospitalizations as the endpoint the number of 20 year olds you'd need to boost in order to prevent a single hospitalization is like 11,000. We really should be sending vaccines to the developing world instead of continually boosting young people.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
Our brave COVID warrior has ended up in TX.

Cool he went to a hospital in TX. That makes sense, because it's really hard for physicians in TX to discontinue futile care.

This is the hospital he ended up at which, well...anyway yeah good luck buddy. Word through the grapevine is that he's braindead.
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Great, so we all get to pay massively inflated health insurance for these retarded fucks who practically demand to die. Get rid of these and the fatties and we'd pay a fraction of what we do.
Fwiffo said:
what the fuck does this even mean
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I think it means he had a stroke and fell off his horse on the way to Crazy Town.
Sandnigger said:
I think he's mocking Scott Adams and vaccination regret.
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Ironically Scott Adams himself is the same kind of idiot savant cartoonist as Ben himself. He's batshit crazy 105% of the time, but with some degree of ability to be dead on accurate every few tries.
 
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