Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Old Fart]

I kind of doubt that. The account has been around since 2015 and they just seem like any other sped who wrings their hands about kiwifarms. They do seem to insert themselves into conversations with other known lolcows though.

Here's a sampling:
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From the surprisingly mild tone of this person I gather there's a small light shining in his(?) brain that keeps nagging him that KF might, in fact, be correct on the broad lines if not on the details.

 

[Dead Red]

I was just scrolling thru daily mail animals on fb and came across an article that a lady had a dogsitter she hired via wag but the poor dog ended up dead under mysterious circumstances while in her (the sitter's) care, the location was denver. Not going off pearl clutching that scabby mcgee here had anything to do with it but when someone reads about a dead dog and you automatically come to mind, it's time to reevaluate everything about your entire existence.

(No apologies about any grammatical butchery performed or for my lifelong affinity for run-on sentences.) Edit. --> Or for any fucking "lateness". Gfy.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's a good rule of thumb that anyone who writes screeds about Kiwifarms and that no one should ever read or visit it is exactly the sort of degenerate person who would get a thread here. Truth is more important here than any other forum or social media.

The Farms are the most "proof or it didn't happen" place I can think of. We don't traffic in rumor or hearsay. We demand hard evidence of peoples' lulzy behavior. That's what really galls them. They hate us for making them look bad and try to discredit us, but they can't debunk what's asserted in these threads because we have mountains of evidence to backup the fact they are terminally online jackasses.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

The Farms are the most "proof or it didn't happen" place I can think of. We don't traffic in rumor or hearsay. We demand hard evidence of peoples' lulzy behavior. That's what really galls them. They hate us for making them look bad and try to discredit us, but they can't debunk what's asserted in these threads because we have mountains of evidence to backup the fact they are terminally online jackasses.

To quote my pet furfag "If I look up your name on KF and your name gets a hit, you're not worth doing business or associating with". Even the degenerates use us to filter out the worse degenerates.

 

[Oxyjen]

A mini Kindness update purely based on metadata and guesswork. In two minds about this, it is good milk, but seeing as she’s now private maybe we should leave her alone, what do you think?

Anyway, she is recovering from dental surgery, and making the most of that. But also appears to be taking medication which causes excessive urination - Spironolactone perhaps? - which led to this disgusting half of an exchange.

To feel better she has possibly bought herself an exotic pet spider (stock image of Chacos Tarantula attached, for that is what was mentioned)

finally, she is being reply-guyed by this utterly repulsive individual, known as @paddyabdl:

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

In two minds about this, it is good milk, but seeing as she’s now private maybe we should leave her alone, what do you think?

I'm mostly just waiting for her to open up her account. If she had dental surgery, that means there could be three scenarios:

• She still doesn't have a reliable job and managed to ebeg off her 2k followers. Dental surgery costs a lot so it seems unlikely. Perhaps she is on medicare. Not sure.
• She actually managed to obtain money. Perhaps she actually has a job. Perhaps her mother helped pay the bills. Also seems unlikely.
• She is without a reliable job and is using a credit card and is going into debt yet again. Seems more possible.

The first and third seem most likely but we're just guessing. All you can do is sit and wait. Perhaps there are many people watching her right now in her private account.

I find it actually quite fascinating to see her be so attached to this twitter account. Perhaps she also realizes that she needs it to ebeg. Perhaps she needs the attention due to her BPD and loneliness. If she wanted this to be over, she could just stop posting. She could just be another poor person on welfare getting their monthly tugboat and government cheese. But she desperately wants this sense of people talking to her and liking her. How depressing

 

[The Final Troondown]

A mini Kindness update purely based on metadata and guesswork. In two minds about this, it is good milk, but seeing as she’s now private maybe we should leave her alone, what do you think?

Anyway, she is recovering from dental surgery, and making the most of that. But also appears to be taking medication which causes excessive urination - Spironolactone perhaps? - which led to this disgusting half of an exchange.

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To feel better she has possibly bought herself an exotic pet spider (stock image of Chacos Tarantula attached, for that is what was mentioned)

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finally, she is being reply-guyed by this utterly repulsive individual, known as @paddyabdl:


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This site is here to laugh at weirdos, I don't really care if they play hard to get. Also there's no reason for her to take spiro because that's used by male troons to shut down their testosterone production (and their kidneys over time lel)

I'd say our most probable candidate is lithium, given that she's a crazy bitch, has recently privated her twitter (suggesting her mania might be more under control) and lithium can cause increased thirst and urine production

 

[dflatline]

Or more likely she's lying about the piss what with being both a munchie and a piss fetishist.

 

[retard strength]

Women can be prescribed Spiro for a few things. Acne, hormone imbalances (ties into acne), fluid retention issues.

Maybe she's actually just drinking more water or, as suggested, doing whatever to encourage people to pity or pay her for piss content.

She will unlock one day and we will be here for it, because she will always be a disaster worth following.

If not for the laughs, then think of it as doing a public service: she may work to appear as a normal woman when applying for jobs watching kids or animals, but if the interviewer has half a brain they can search her name online, come here, and see that she will neglect the kids or try to genderconfuse them, possibly molest the dog, inevitably invite her obese entitled boyfriend over and pee in your tubs while filming her butthole and stealing your stuff.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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Lord have mercy, I just realized that Kiwifarms has broken me to the point where a picture of a fucking tarantula arises more shock, fear, and disgust than troon NSFW content (whether it be Onlyfans style or SRS thread style).

 

[FramerGirl420]

Lord have mercy, I just realized that Kiwifarms has broken me to the point where a picture of a fucking tarantula arises more shock, fear, and disgust than troon NSFW content (whether it be Onlyfans style or SRS thread style).

I’m sure that soon we will see both tied into one post, considering who this thread is about.

 

[Ramona]

I fear for the tarantula. Have any of the rats made it this far alive? They were dropping like flies for a while.

The 2 (3?) leopard geckos are probably dead already, unless they're hibernating. Mine doesn't hibernate because the house is warm so I'm skeptical that hers do either. They're pretty hard to kill but Idk if Boner has the brain cells to have turned a light on and off daily and fed them enough to keep them alive while she was gone. He had a lot of gunt and ball scratching to do.

She's one of those people that collect weird or "special" pets as a personality trait to prove how edgy and unique they are. Did she claim to have "rescued" it?
No creature she has ever cared for has been a rescue, unless you count Boner. (She rescued him from self imposed homosexuality.)

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I fear for the tarantula. Have any of the rats made it this far alive? They were dropping like flies for a while.

The 2 (3?) leopard geckos are probably dead already, unless they're hibernating. Mine doesn't hibernate because the house is warm so I'm skeptical that hers do either. They're pretty hard to kill but Idk if Boner has the brain cells to have turned a light on and off daily and fed them enough to keep them alive while she was gone. He had a lot of gunt and ball scratching to do.

She's one of those people that collect weird or "special" pets as a personality trait to prove how edgy and unique they are. Did she claim to have "rescued" it?
No creature she has ever cared for has been a rescue, unless you count Boner. (She rescued him from self imposed homosexuality.)

She already struggles to feed herself, why is she adding another mouth to the equation? She probably doesn't keep her own bugs in a container and feed them and let them breed so she probably just buys them from a pet store which can be quite expensive.

 

[Ramona]

She already struggles to feed herself, why is she adding another mouth to the equation? She probably doesn't keep her own bugs in a container and feed them and let them breed so she probably just buys them from a pet store which can be quite expensive.

Because it's NEAT AND SHE NEEDS IT and she is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS.

Crickets aren't expensive at those shitty chain stores that she buys her pets from, and they will deliver on DoorDash sometimes. She has another insect pet of some kind unless it's dead. If each pet eats a dozen crickets a week at $2 a dozen tops and there are like 6 of them (optimistic) thats like $48 bucks a month. Less than a vape cart.

 

[Miss Misery]

thats like $48 bucks a month. Less than a vape cart.

Damn, my local shops are cheap AF I guess...

 

[Ramona]

Damn, my local shops are cheap AF I guess...

I'm in a medical only state in America so $50 is actually a p good deal.
Or if you mean crickets then i rounded tbe price up slightly.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What's the crickets to weed exchange rate?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Because it's NEAT AND SHE NEEDS IT and she is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS.

Crickets aren't expensive at those shitty chain stores that she buys her pets from, and they will deliver on DoorDash sometimes. She has another insect pet of some kind unless it's dead. If each pet eats a dozen crickets a week at $2 a dozen tops and there are like 6 of them (optimistic) thats like $48 bucks a month. Less than a vape cart.

But if you can't even come up with rent without e-begging, $48 bucks might as well be $480. It is out of the question, given their budget. Unless mommy gives her an allowance. We all know Boner is a broke ass loser, so the money isn't coming from him.

 

[Old Fart]

With the state that house is in, she doesn't need to buy insects for the spider. Just let the hairy bugger roam freely.

 

[stupid frog]

What's the crickets to weed exchange rate?

i wouldnt trust alyssa to watch my cricket for 2 minutes