Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

There are direct flights to Portugal from the US.
A vaccine passport is NOT required. Only a 24-hour PCR test.
If anyone concern trolls about COVID they will be threadbanned for their dysfunctional low IQ.​

Spoiler: Read this.

Tourists only need to do a test every several days.
Direct flights are plentiful. It's Portugal, not Micronesia.
Restaurants and other premises will likely not even ask for proof of tests.
Shut up about flight availability and rona. Enjoy the dumpster fire.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BOYS RALPH'S GONNA SAVE THE HUWHITE RACE IN PORTUGAL! CHRIST IS KANG!

Timeline of Tweets: I've excluded the personal jabs they sent to eachother between the Tweets, only wanted ones directly related to Portugal.

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[CreamyHerman’s]

He's going to die

 

[Figger Naggot]

This sounds like something he'd bluster on about but end up never following through on.

That said, watching him get stuck in Portugal would be hilarious, so I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Meigh is just hoping to Madeline McCann some vacationing child.

 

[Cocklaunch]

Ralph won't even leave his hotel if he even goes

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You guys were wrong. Ralph’s not fleeing to Mexico he’s fleeing to Portugal to escape being a responsible parent.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Why Da Gunt insists in implictly admitting he got the vaxxmaxx?

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph won't even leave his hotel if he even goes

Can you get fast food delivered in Portugal? If not, Meigh will have to do food runs at least.

 

[AltisticRight]

Answer is no.

I have to say this, Ralph knows more about Portugal than Andy if he honestly thinks getting vaccinated is a condition of entry.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Shouldn't he, you know, be getting ready for the delivery of demon baby 2? Or does he really care so little he's fine with being out of the country

 

[TheHardR]

I am imagining Ethan Oliver Ralph in his "New" Truck driving around Portugal, with his first born who he has sole custody of.
I suspect Ralph has totally lost the plot, he lies so much about so much, without one iota of evidence.
Not a single photo of him in this truck, if he had it he would try to flex about it. Not a photo of a plane ticket.
Ooh lest I forget his twitter ramblings about NOT having to go to CA for the breach of a restraining order.
In this mans mind I wonder if he can fly also?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Of course there is zero chance that some Portuguese speaking Aylawg will be on the phone to Interpol/Dago immigration etc etc...

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

Damn I didn’t know Warski runs Portugal. That’s a helluva resume builder

 

[KhorneFlakes]

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Answer is no.

I have to say this, Ralph knows more about Portugal than Andy if he honestly thinks getting vaccinated is a condition of entry.

Up until last month you did need to be vaccinated I think. At the least you need two negative Covid tests taken within 2 days before you fly out. With how retarded the EU is this could all change overnight tbh and he may end up at the airport and need to be vaccinated.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Not a single photo of him in this truck, if he had it he would try to flex about it.

Good point. He often does short videos in the car or while driving even so it's a little curious we haven't seen more of it.

 

[OldGuy]

This is just hot air from a roasting pigs mouth

 

[Stoneheart]

this is stupid. he cant go to the good city in portugal because porto is not flat enough for him to walk around.

 

[The Sh]

This is just cover for his clandestine trip to Serbia.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

LOL at the idea that Ralph has a passport. He probably thinks he can just get one at the airport.

 

[ChromaQuack]

At least if Ethan hits Porto he will not miss american food, he will find francesinha sandwiches are just the kind of meal that will make him feel right at home.


This destroyer of arteries aside, I hope he likes seafood.