DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It's interesting for me as Game Pass on PC continues to grow. Or they'll just bump up prices more.

So, nothing relevant for Phil.

Didn't they try and hike the price up by 100% a while back, and the internet threw a shitfit so they had to walk it back and add some features (no Gold to play F2P games) to make it go away and pretend this isn't what is going to happen when they carve out enough of a market share to say "lulz fuck you give us money we own most of the IP's you like, and yes $25/month is a fair price.....for us"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This combination of stupidity and cringe is a strong case for eugenics.

Then again, Phil probably hasn't even had sex with Kat, so there's no problem.

 

[Elescondido]

He is gonna sperg out about how big microsoft's dick is , i can feel it

but we'll he go full clown soyface mode? let's see

 

[Wasabi Panda]

did he say his mind was blown that MS owns World of Warcraft and all it's expansions, I think that's what he said he got drowned out by autists with sound effects.

WoW? he thinks world of warcraft is still that big? Is it 2008 again already?

 

[Iron Hamster]

"and it happened ON A DAY I'M STREAMING"
It just makes me smile how he brings his schedule autism into everything like the world should genuinely care

It just show how vapid his life really is.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

This combination of stupidity and cringe is a strong case for eugenics.

Then again, Phil probably hasn't even had sex with Kat, so there's no problem.

Careful, now. Legend has it that if you say “eugenics” three times in a row here in the Farms, Moviebob will appear to preach it.

 

[Comma]

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[Ortsnay]

FYI, Forsen (a big Twitch streamer) is currently watching an LTG compilation of him shitting on his viewers and there a few references of LTG shitting on DSP in certain clips.

Watching 1,000s of people typing "LOL DSP," "LULE DSP" is a beautiful thing to watch, once again demonstrating that Phil's legacy is as tarnished as a diarrhea stained rag.

Step outside of the virtual hugbox and crystal echo chamber that DSP has built for himself, the dude is nothing more than an absolute joke.

And this is why it's hilarious that he thinks he can grow his channel. Not gonna happen Philbert, this is the outcome of you making yourself a pathetic joke; You are and will always be a joke outside of your bubble.

You trying to "rebrand" to grow your channel is about as effective as putting out a forest fire with a screw driver.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Good thing he announced it. They probably wouldn't realize it when he throws money at Phail with a gay message.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so you're stupid if you bought Activision stock and made money on it now, he's rocking so much he might actually fall face first into his mic.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

So does this mean he won't be boycotting the next CoD?

 

[Nineteenlevels]

He can't complain about clickbait titles ever again after today's stream title

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

His hot takes are pisswarm.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

wait he's so excited about this and did his research on his social media but missed the part where Bobby Kotek is staying as CEO, like it's literally in the same press release as the acquisition iirc if not one that immediately followed.

 

[SomeBoyo]

"What did Khet get for Christmas?" (Phil can't talk)

Edit: no audio makes this even better

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Phil is so fucking disgusting. How can you not control yourself from guttural burping on stream?

Remember when Phil had his bankruptcy hearing? Remember how we didn’t get a single snort/inhalation of mucus that entire call? Phil can refrain from his disgusting mannerisms, he just doesn’t want to.

Not to mention he FURIOUSLY bites his nails. I will never forget the day he accidentally left his camera on and was just staring at the chat and just going to town on his fingernails and shaling his leg. He’s a fucking nervous wreck.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Why is he talking about WoW, overwatch, and diablo like this mofo plays em?

 

[Sona]

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It bugs me so much that he calls his rambling a prestream podcast.

Phil doesn't know words. He just fucking doesn't.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

FYI, Forsen (a big Twitch streamer) is currently watching an LTG compilation of him shitting on his viewers and there a few references of LTG shitting on DSP in certain clips.

Watching 1,000s of people typing "LOL DSP," "LULE DSP" is a beautiful thing to watch, once again demonstrating that Phil's legacy is as tarnished as a diarrhea stained rag.

Step outside of the virtual hugbox and crystal echo chamber that DSP has built for himself, the dude is nothing more than an absolute joke.

A friend and I were talking about being bad at video games which, of course, lead to me mentioning DSP and sending a couple clips. An hour and a half went by and I get a message:

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He can't complain about clickbait titles ever again after today's stream title

LOL. A bit since when have he been consistent?

wait he's so excited about this and did his research on his social media but missed the part where Bobby Kotek is staying as CEO, like it's literally in the same press release as the acquisition iirc if not one that immediately followed.

Phil ain't got time to read the full thing like some NERD, he a busy business owner and family man, he'll just skim the headline and use his immense brainpower to deduce the true meaning.

Why is he talking about WoW, overwatch, and diablo like this mofo plays em?

It's part og his PC gaymer LARP.