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[Meiwaku]

TL;DR For my Last 3 Jen Dumps

Early Life & Pre Troon:

• Jen was sexually abused by his mother and emotionally abused by mom and dad. She allegedly ripped out her IUD to have him as a pawn against his dad
• Jen has autism (surprising ik)
• Jen went to college and has a bachelor of science in electrical engineering (note: bachelors in EE get you nowhere)
• Jen was talking about being a troon on a DDR site where his posts are 6% of all posts on the site
• Played susaphone in marching band (the concert band equivalent is euphonium which for non band geeks is literally where all the beta autists go)
• 6'4 300lbs at this time

Early Troonacy

• Jen has had one job as a teen working at an arcade that does DDR
• Jen lost 150lbs to spite trans goons on SA
• Jen has a Helldump on somethingawful aka SA under the username EBT (edible bondage tape) talking about eating poo and smearing it everywhere
• Jen was a moderator for MANY communities online that are all notably lol such as Anime Planet and goons, trans goons etc.
• Jen was told he was a mentally ill man and laughed out of a doctors office so he got online estrogen and then a state appointed amhole
• Jen actually dilated
• Jen brags a lot about not being clocked for his past escapades and exceptionalisms online for someone who doesn't know that we been knew since last year
• Impressive and autistic collection of video games and old systems that he sold to leave his parents home
• Jen has always liked cooking snd is known for his very islamic meals ITT (penny isn't much better)
• Tried to 41 in HS and College
• Went to a psych ward in Uni for a time

Spoiler: Nsfw recap text only

NSFW INFORMATION

• He makes Kevin look vanilla.
• Sex tapes of him and kevin and others exist
• He had a 9 inch dick
• Jen is a squirter
• Had both nipple and genital piercings at one point, still has a tongue piercing.
• Jen has been to many munches (bdsm parties)
• Jen admits to bisexuality
• We have a video of him masturbating using his amhole with audio ITT
• He was once hung from rafters supported by mostly his dick
• He has permanent scars from some of his sexcapades
• He made kevin into a nudist and made kevin explore more and do/film videos
• He loves pain to the extent that making his wound bleed is a fetish and something he has done many times
• Plenty of moob pics online still
• Removed most of the nsfw videos from public view
• Calls penny mistress in public (kevin does too)
• Oh god there's so much this isn't even all of it

Current Tranchery

• Jen still has an eating disorder and weight issues, currently is a manorexic
• Has been diagnosed with BPD but also experiences mania etc.
• Jen has a long term back injury from falling in the shower at age 17 that causes him to be on disability SSI and this is why he doesn't do Tranch work. He claims this was aggravated by a doc telling him he was fine (so he continued DDR and Marching Band through hs and college)
• Jen spends his days sheathing thousands and thousands of cards, playing solo board games, gaming online, painting minis, writing shitty rpgs, and hundreds of thousands of words of NSFW trans content for his patreon.
• Unlike the rest of the Tranch, his spaces are very organized in binders and on shelves.
• Unable to drive because of the pain meds he's on.

I'm positive I'm forgetting something but my brain is fried from viewing all of this.

Now back to the scheduled content. Which one of y'all was this?

Link

They seem to be working off-site again

 

[Aramis]

Spoiler

• He was once hung from rafters supported by mostly his dick

That's impressive.

 

[Oxyjen]

Jesus Christ, Meiwaku.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I can't reply to or quote @Meiwaku 's post but I am extremely confused by Jen's claim that a "Magic wand" helped with dilation. It sounds to me like he's either trying to be quirky and follow the trend of women discovering magic wands and loving them, or he has no idea what he's talking about and is referring to a vibrating dildo (like the purple one in his 2021 tweet) as a magic wand.

Spoiler: This is what a magic wand looks like

Spoiler: Vibrator sperging ahead

Magic wands are not for insertion. As anyone with a functioning brain would be able to tell, the large, soft head (the vibrating part) is meant to be placed on the outside of the vagina, directly onto the clitoris. It is not meant to go inside. If it went inside, it would be very uncomfortable, because it's wide and short. Unless your "vagina" was an inch-deep rotting wound of course. But even then it would probably be very uncomfortable to get it in, at least until the wound was stretched out to the right size (because unlike vaginas, scar tissue will not return to its original shape as easily after repeated stretching. That's the entire basis of dilating after all)
tl;dr This retard saw women liked magic wands and immediately got one without even stopping to think how they are used or that he doesn't have the anatomy to use one, as he doesn't really have a clitoris. So he just went "vagina is hole for stuff right?" and shoved it right up.
Also I can't imagine how one would sanitize the nooks and crannies beyond the "head" of the magic wand, like between the "neck" and the "body", so chances are that's one disgusting looking toy. But even if it were a smooth waterproof silicone toy I don't think he would wash it.

 

[Elysian]

I can't reply to or quote @Meiwaku 's post but I am extremely confused by Jen's claim that a "Magic wand" helped with dilation. It sounds to me like he's either trying to be quirky and follow the trend of women discovering magic wands and loving them, or he has no idea what he's talking about and is referring to a vibrating dildo (like the purple one in his 2021 tweet) as a magic wand.

Spoiler: This is what a magic wand looks like

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Spoiler: Vibrator sperging ahead

Magic wands are not for insertion. As anyone with a functioning brain would be able to tell, the large, soft head (the vibrating part) is meant to be placed on the outside of the vagina, directly onto the clitoris. It is not meant to go inside. If it went inside, it would be very uncomfortable, because it's wide and short. Unless your "vagina" was an inch-deep rotting wound of course. But even then it would probably be very uncomfortable to get it in, at least until the wound was stretched out to the right size (because unlike vaginas, scar tissue will not return to its original shape as easily after repeated stretching. That's the entire basis of dilating after all)
tl;dr This retard saw women liked magic wands and immediately got one without even stopping to think how they are used or that he doesn't have the anatomy to use one, as he doesn't really have a clitoris. So he just went "vagina is hole for stuff right?" and shoved it right up.
Also I can't imagine how one would sanitize the nooks and crannies beyond the "head" of the magic wand, like between the "neck" and the "body", so chances are that's one disgusting looking toy. But even if it were a smooth waterproof silicone toy I don't think he would wash it.

I don’t think he’s inserting the magic wand into the amhole, but placing it around the amhole entrance so the vibrations help loosen up any tension in the surrounding muscles. But then again he is a degenerate though so who knows.

 

[Meiwaku]

I don’t think he’s inserting the magic wand into the amhole, but placing it around the amhole entrance so the vibrations help loosen up any tension in the surrounding muscles. But then again he is a degenerate though so who knows.

I can believe that he would have no idea what one is tbh. It reads like he just used a normal vibrator on his "science vag"

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Proving yet again that shiteater and company are misogynistic to the rotten core.

 

[stupid frog]

ps why did you include that picture of wedge lol

 

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Proving yet again that shiteater and company are misogynistic to the rotten core.

I hadn’t thought of it in those terms before, but it makes a lot of sense. Why couldn’t they go and be a degenerate, cock-hungry slut as a man? Why, because stupid women are the ones who act like that! They’re just ditzy skirts that wait for the next cum-shot to give them validation in their otherwise aimless and meaningless existences, right?
A man is too busy providing for his family, but a dumb cunt can just worry about what pretty dress she has to wear and how to suck a cock better between her periods.

Or maybe I’m just projecting. Nevertheless, I think there is some degree of separating themselves from their ideals of being a man over what it they think it means to be a woman.
They could have abandoned their former lives as heteronormative men and pursued a life of vice and debauchery as deviant men…. But then they would just be deviants who are men. Now, they get to be sex-crazed women…. Which is empowering and not at all sad and totally typical for a dude to act like!

 

[Miss Misery]

I can't reply to or quote @Meiwaku 's post but I am extremely confused by Jen's claim that a "Magic wand" helped with dilation. It sounds to me like he's either trying to be quirky and follow the trend of women discovering magic wands and loving them, or he has no idea what he's talking about and is referring to a vibrating dildo (like the purple one in his 2021 tweet) as a magic wand.

Spoiler: This is what a magic wand looks like

View attachment 2898465View attachment 2898471

Spoiler: Vibrator sperging ahead

Magic wands are not for insertion. As anyone with a functioning brain would be able to tell, the large, soft head (the vibrating part) is meant to be placed on the outside of the vagina, directly onto the clitoris. It is not meant to go inside. If it went inside, it would be very uncomfortable, because it's wide and short. Unless your "vagina" was an inch-deep rotting wound of course. But even then it would probably be very uncomfortable to get it in, at least until the wound was stretched out to the right size (because unlike vaginas, scar tissue will not return to its original shape as easily after repeated stretching. That's the entire basis of dilating after all)
tl;dr This retard saw women liked magic wands and immediately got one without even stopping to think how they are used or that he doesn't have the anatomy to use one, as he doesn't really have a clitoris. So he just went "vagina is hole for stuff right?" and shoved it right up.
Also I can't imagine how one would sanitize the nooks and crannies beyond the "head" of the magic wand, like between the "neck" and the "body", so chances are that's one disgusting looking toy. But even if it were a smooth waterproof silicone toy I don't think he would wash it.

They make a lot of insertable attachments for them...

https://sextoycollective.com/best-vibrators/wand/attachments/

 

[AMHOLIO]

• Jen spends his days sheathing thousands and thousands of cards, playing solo board games, gaming online, painting minis, writing shitty rpgs, and hundreds of thousands of words of NSFW trans content for his patreon.
• Unlike the rest of the Tranch, his spaces are very organized in binders and on shelves.

For these two facts alone he is currently less insufferable than 50% of the rest of the tranch. A disabled (physically) man getting really into his hobbies and spending less time sperging out online while at least keeping his area clean is pretty much a direct step up from Kevin. It's hard

I wonder if he's on opioids? While the Narcan theoretically is for the reservation, we already figured out most of it is also for the tranch. Even if you don't abuse pain meds, accidents happen where a patient might accidentally take too many at once for whatever reason. We could speculate until the cows come home but it's easier to wait to see if Penny or Kevin gives us an update on someone getting hospitalized again.

I don’t think he’s inserting the magic wand into the amhole, but placing it around the amhole entrance so the vibrations help loosen up any tension in the surrounding muscles. But then again he is a degenerate though so who knows.

First of all, fuck you for making me think about that, even though it is relevant and on topic. Second, this actually makes me wonder if there are going to be sexual therapy programs for both transitioners and detransitioners in the future for those who are unsure how to use their formerly intact parts.

I hadn’t thought of it in those terms before, but it makes a lot of sense. Why couldn’t they go and be a degenerate, cock-hungry slut as a man? Why, because stupid women are the ones who act like that! They’re just ditzy skirts that wait for the next cum-shot to give them validation in their otherwise aimless and meaningless existences, right?
A man is too busy providing for his family, but a dumb cunt can just worry about what pretty dress she has to wear and how to suck a cock better between her periods.

Or maybe I’m just projecting. Nevertheless, I think there is some degree of separating themselves from their ideals of being a man over what it they think it means to be a woman.
They could have abandoned their former lives as heteronormative men and pursued a life of vice and debauchery as deviant men…. But then they would just be deviants who are men. Now, they get to be sex-crazed women…. Which is empowering and not at all sad and totally typical for a dude to act like!

Here's the thing: women are allowed to be more childish in their eyes. Women are allowed to wear bright colors and cute patterns and stay at home more, and get to show more emotions and act brattier, and don't have to do anything during sex they just are attractive, and everyone treats them well if they become stupid and sex obsessed (bimbos), and it is cute when an anime girl does something childish, I wish it was cute for me too...

Trooning out, especially for trans littles, is a way of escaping both themselves and the expectations that they have to grow up and act like adults. For them, you become a man with a dick, you're boring, sexually unattractive, and a loser because you're not flourishing in the adult world. They're forced into growing up, and even worse, have to provide for themselves and meet other's expecatipns. Women who aren't Karens or their moms don't have to do that or something.

I'll sperg more tomorrow probably. Just know that Peter Pan syndrome is strong in some of these guys.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

This is one of the dumbest, most dangerous things I've eve read. Even (most) antivaxxers aren't this dumb. I hope Jen dies from microdosing arsenic because he saw some Twitter troon say it would make his moobs bigger.

Bullshit! If you spend 5 minutes doing research before wrapping wires around the gas conduit, you know more than the mean average electrician does!

 

[afternoon_tea]

If only Jarrod were a little less unhinged I'd be rooting for him. He's just living in his little caravan trying to do 'permaculture' in a barren wasteland, making no effort at all to pass. It's almost innocent until you read back his tweets and he sounds like he's about to shoot up a school.

I think if Jarrod had gotten involved with an actually functional permaculture community with slightly less crazy people he could have bettered himself. He reminds me a lot of some guys I've known who started off full of rage against the machine and inept, but once they actually learned some skills and socialized with people of differering viewpoints they became more functional and less likely to bomb federal buildings.

Hanging out with a bunch of paranoid loser trannies in a barren, infertile hellscape seems like the worst thing for someone with his predilections.

I just think about that sad little forage he had with the acorns and pinecones. On some level he must have some inkling this is a dead end, right? Or maybe he doesn't because he is never exposed to people who are doing better for themselves. I just can't imagine a guy who is into people like Sepp Holzer being like "yep, this ranch is on its way to permaculture heaven"

 

[Meiwaku]

ps why did you include that picture of wedge lol

I don't know I just found it and decided to include it because he RTd it and I was already mentally damaged enough from the other shit so I figured to just 100% the speedrun.

 

[Hippopatumus]

What's the story on the 240v wires around the gas conduit?

A gas stove doesn't use 240v. There are no other kitchen appliances in the USA that use 240v.

And the only time a bare wire would ever be carrying 240v is inside a breaker box or utility box.

And all gas lines are grounded, so any wire carrying 240v is going to immediately pop the breaker.

So literally no aspect of this story makes sense.

 

[Meiwaku]

What's the story on the 240v wires around the gas conduit?

A gas stove doesn't use 240v. There are no other kitchen appliances in the USA that use 240v.

And the only time a bare wire would ever be carrying 240v is inside a breaker box or utility box.

And all gas lines are grounded, so any wire carrying 240v is going to immediately pop the breaker.

So literally no aspect of this story makes sense.

I have no idea but this man is allegedly a bachelor of science electrical engineer (for those of you who don't know this means you can't do jack shit with your degree you need at least a masters or higher)

What do they use? Also maybe thats why it broke is that he thought it did lol

 

[Oxyjen]

Bullshit! If you spend 5 minutes doing research before wrapping wires around the gas conduit, you know more than the mean average electrician does!

[edit: ninja’d]
Got to comment because Jen took a fit about this, right?
But what exactly was the big deal here that was worth the dramatics? The gas connection to a stove is via flexible metal conduit (braided or like concertina type bendable stuff).
It’s designed for the home owner to be able to connect safely themselves, as far as I’m aware?
Wrapping a insulated cord (presumably for the igniter on the stove) around it to keep it from dangling isn’t a great look but will neither make it leak nor explode, or have any ill effect at all.
Another Troon with absolutely zero practical skills or experience other than movies and Twitter posts.

 

[Oxyjen]

And all gas lines are grounded, so any wire carrying 240v is going to immediately pop the breaker.

So literally no aspect of this story makes sense.

Right, that’s what I meant to say!
I just didn’t take the bits about “240V” or “bare wire” literally.

And the only time a bare wire would ever be carrying 240v is inside a breaker box or utility box.

And let’s be real, even then it wouldn’t because all circuits are centre-tap-to-earth at the supply transformer.
That’s why you need two wires to get 240V - the two 120V hots from either side of the tap add up to give you 240V between them, but still only 120V to ground or neutral.

Final guess as to what happened here. The property had wiring installed when built for an electric stove, which was never used because off-grid, and at some point someone wrapped it around the gas line to keep it off the floor. That would explain the “bare wires”. Still not a big deal.

 

[Hippopatumus]

That’s why you need two wires to get 240V - the two 120V hots from either side of the tap add up to give you 240V between them, but still only 120V to ground.

Yes, good point.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Wait, why do they have 240 volts going to a propane stove? Isn't it gas? You would just have 120 volts to run the clock, ignitors, and valves. You don't even need power if you use a pilot light, and you don't even need a pilot light if you use matches