Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[MasterDisaster]

ends up cooking monstrosities like his "sous vide" omelettes instead of frying them like a normal person would, which isn't really hard, just looks laborious if you're trying to cook them the french way (lots and lots of stirring).

I hated that video. He takes raw eggs, cheese, veggies and meat and then puts it all in a ziplock bag and puts it in the fridge. The cheese is gonna get bloated with moisture and get nasty, the meats gonna marinate in raw egg all night and his stupid ass brain is like 'yeah, this can simplify things in the morning, make it easy' except for the part where now if I want breakfast I have to boil water first instead of just cooking the ingredients in a goddamn skillet like a normal person.
Jack took something as easy as making an omelet and overcomplicated it; he's that shit at cooking.

 

[Adamska]

Is this another Tiktok thing?

This might be an attempt to feel self-righteous and church it up. Or it's just Jack having a complete brainless episode due to his strokes again. Probably both tbh.

 

[Joycondrift]

https://youtu.be/-krS87me3yM

He totally doesn't watch women degrade themselves shaking their bodies guys. Totally doesn't.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack definitely got scammed buying cleaning supplies off of Tik Tok.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

To take this a step further: Keto isn't a diet as much as it is a complete food lifestyle change. While on it you are taking in a large amount of fat and protein (and leafy greens for your other vitamins and minerals that a lot of people forget when talking about it.) meaning cheating on the diet is very dangerous and unhealthy. It is also a diet you can't just stop when you hit the weight you want, you have to ween yourself off of it and even then to keep the weight off you have to limit carbs to an extent. (Fast and sloppy keto puts you at 20 carbs, Weened off at your target weight only bumps that to 50-60 to maintain.)

Not to mention carb cramps if you take a cheat day in heavy ketosis, it is not a fun experience.

ALL diets are lifestyle changes when you get down to it. The problem is that so many people go right back to eating as they did before because they missed those foods when on their diet. Except these are the foods that made you fat in the first place. You simply can't go back to eating crap after losing the weight. This is why so many diets fail. They restrict calories, you get used to this restriction, and when you go back to eating you regain the weight. This is why it's so important to exercise during that time. It keeps your metabolism high or at least higher than it was.

Is this another Tiktok thing?

Nah. Just Mushbrain trying to show how Christian he is to all his followers. It's virtue signalling at best.

 

[Neko GF]

https://youtu.be/-krS87me3yM

He totally doesn't watch women degrade themselves shaking their bodies guys. Totally doesn't.

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[rubytintedchix]

My favorite part about this video was Jack going to the thrift store to waste more of Tammy’s money buying back his old hoard buy some dirty pans during covid, that he didn’t wash before attempting this experiment.

M u s h b r a i n

 

[Aaway]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

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Correct, someone's name is attached and it's usually someone completely unrelated because the numbers are spoofed, often from your area code.

Mr. Techtime at work.

 

[Adamska]

Jack definitely got scammed buying cleaning supplies off of Tik Tok.

Some comments since this piece of shit isn't worth a serious runthrough.

1. Jack reveals he stalks Tiktok for lifehacks and recipes to steal and not accredit. His virulent rejection of not using it to watch women twerk comes off as him being massively gay rather than the attempt to seem righteous that he wants for narc supply.
2. Immediately afterwards Jack tards out in hypocrisy over people lip synching and using old comedy sketches, too angy he's not getting that same attention for stealing recipes that others have made and either passing them as his own or not attributing them in his video.
3. Jack is a drooling retard who doesn't understand that YT has bots that autocheck music thanks to viacom bullshit back in the day, as well as expresses buttrage over how teenagers lip synch but he can't monetize his Fats on the Go when he goes to a place with music.
3b. The narcissist reee's like a bitch over not getting the attention he thinks he deserves, and how others don't get slapped for what he does, ignoring the different platforms.
4. Anyways this is waffling to try and cram as many ads as possible to get it over 10 minutes.
5. Jack is compelled to hoard more toys, err, new skillets just for this rather than use his dozens of useless sets he no longer uses.
6. Let's just sum up the rest because fuck this video and fatboy's waffling to try and scam money on his dead channel: Fat Retard spends a video just to try and disprove tiktok cleaning lifehacks because he's a lazy retard who wants to cut corners. It doesn't work to his satisfaction and he tards out like the fucking mantoddler he is.

I suspect that this is another "BUURRRR MOMMY WIFE ME NO WANT TO BE MADE FUN OF BY HATURRZZ" video. Basically this bitch of a man did this to duck out of cooking since he is extremely pissed off over the Murderchurch rebuke and he's more tetchy than usual due to that.

Either that or Tammy refused to get him food for his narcissism show out of spite and he just used old stuff from his hoard as a "fuck you mommy-wife I'm getting MY ATTENTION WAAAHHH".

Either way fuck this video.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

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Jack thinking Singapore is Wahhabist is very funny.

 

[captkrisma]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

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Uh....Racist Jack is back again! The punishment for theft in Singapore is up to 3 years jail and a fine. If it's burglary it's 7 years of jail and a fine.

They don't chop off people's hands in Singapore.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jack thinking Singapore is Wahhabist is very funny.

Singapore and Saudi Arabia both start with S. Close enough in his brain. Singapore definitely has some fucked up laws, but Saudi Arabia it's not. I don't think he could find either on a map, either.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

I just enjoy the fact that tiktok, even though Jackass despises it, still convinced him to dump salt, soap, baking powder, and vinegar on a pan. Topped off with a dryer sheet, because why not. He calls it a complete failure even though it appears to have done something at least. Obviously to get it completely clean would require some effort, which is a nonstarter for Jack, Anyway, who the fuck cares about what is basically a patina on the bottom of their cookware? To me it's a just sign that you actually fucking cook. Maybe that is why Jack buys a new set every 3 months, he has to throw out the old set as soon as it gets a little discolored on the bottom.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

The fucking gall of this guy to complain about "copyright infringement" and taking credit for things they didn't do. He rants about this right after doing several videos where he copy-pasted, verbatim, copyrighted instructions for recipes, without attribution. Not to mention whining about having videos taken down for showing a clip of something copyrighted when he maliciously abused the copyright strike system against Pink Chicken & the Lazy Man for what was obvious fair use. Fuck this fat, retarded, closet case, fake Christian piece of shit.

What a stupid video even by Jack's standards. He knows TikTok videos are often staged but he still does this stupid baking soda, salt and vinegar trick anyway with some dryer sheets for God knows what reason. And as any elementary school science fair contestant can tell you, baking soda and vinegar react with each other to form... water, CO2 and sodium acetate. In other words it's basically useless for cleaning. Baking soda's cleaning power comes in large part from abrasiveness, which is also how The Pink Stuff works (it's basically just a baking soda and quartz paste with a social media savvy marketing campaign). And as others have pointed out, why the fuck bother cleaning the patina off the bottom of a pan? Then he claims "neither one worked" even when it obviously did actually do a good job considering how lazily he probably scrubbed it. Closes with more boomer rants about TikTok.

Nice double cut at 9:03, fatty.

 

[abobe]

Something seemed off about the first couple of seconds of this video. I don't ever recall Jack starting a CWJ episode looking down, then enthusiastically looking up while going his intro. It seems he is trying to mimic the fast paced energy he see's on TikTok. I thought maybe it was an editing thing, which is why most people do look down or to the side before the video starts (Townsends comes to mind and does it often). But Jack begins talking before he even looks at the camera.

Influencers on the cleaning part of TikTok love Scrub Daddy sponges. How long before Jack does a "sponsored by Scrub Daddy" cleaning series?

 

[desudesu]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

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Really? Lmao this mushbrain thinks that Singapore is a hardline Muslim country. As someone of a Singaporean descent, fuck you Jack. We hate fatties and you truly deserve the rope in Changi Prison.

That said, it’ll be funny to see people recreating or reacting to fatty’s videos on TikTok and make it trending. This means it’ll get recommended to him and he can’t do anything about it other than seethe.

 

[the khat quaffer]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

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I hardly see how sending unsolicited texts warrants getting a limb amputated. You're just fucking stupid Jack. You get a spam text, all's you gotta do is block the number, maybe phone your mobile company, and you're pretty much set. If you still keep getting them it's because your stupid ass is leaving your phone # on shady websites or Craigslist.

Spoiler: Craigslist sperging

Speaking from personal experience here, CL is huuuge with harvesting phone #s and putting you on lists. A lot of people/robots put up listings with numbers/emails that, if you contact, put you on a shitton of lists. Craigslist needs to die a death sooner rather than later.

The act of removing someone's hand because they stole a wheel of cheese in some shithole country strikes 99% of the developed world as an archaic, savage punishment. Aren't these countries full of niggos and sandmonkeys that you despise, Jack? Why would he want their beliefs/justice systems here?

It always floors me that this retard has a tech channel. If Jack had his way any mild technology-related inconvenience he suffers would warrant the death penalty on all parties responsible. He'd stack more bodies than the Black Plague. Wow

 

[AnOminous]

get a load of this retard

is mr. techtime not aware that there are apps which block robocalls?

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No, that shit does not happen in Singapore. Their only form of corporal punishment is caning, and it is generally reserved for the sort of minor but repulsive offenses (like vandalizing people's cars) that deserves it. Singapore is as civilized as the United States and possibly moreso.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Jack definitely got scammed buying cleaning supplies off of Tik Tok.

I don't suppose there's a "make really cool crystals" video on tik tok for Jack to try.

Why couldn't Jack Jr. be more like Chandler Halderson.