Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Gramlol]

Oh lord... sonalee lol the fat sex the rapist crossover. This bitch has worse crazy eyes than April Lauren

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Great, another woman who insists on being 'non binary' because she's not a woman, you guys, she's actually serious. Like a man. Gendered women are silly, and trans women are gendered women because they wear lots of makeup and flippy skirts and are ditsy and silly. Because that's what being a woman is.
Rant, whatever. But will every SJW woman be non binary or trans in a decade?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

she's not even that entertaining

imagine thinking youre king shit with a weak ass SHARED thread that doesnt do a page a day usually while chantal fucking exists and was literally voted queen of the fats lmao

Tbh... chantal is exhausting and her whole existence is tmi. Corissa and J are entertaining because they're also absurd and kafkaesque, but they condense the pure horror of their existence into still images, captions, and the odd short video. Like I have shit to do... I enjoy things other than watching some fat bitch smoke weed and talk about the random dude she met on tinder for literal fucking hours on end

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I guess, Corissa had me for a moment. I was unsure if I can still see my toes! I looked down, and there they were! I waved and they wiggled back at me

A thing of curiosity to me is, how Corissa and a lot of other lolcows can take up a completely disastrous credit score and still weasel their way through life and even get approval to buy a house. Despite being rejected at first due to obscene DoorDash orders.

I mean, how??!!

Probably by paying astronomical interest.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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I'd never stop keking when I see “straight size people”. I’ve no idea if this is legitimate term, but in that vocabulary, what do they call XS sizes? And due to vanity sizing, there are more than one: XXS, XXXS, especially in Asian market.

 

[stupid frog]

I'd never stop keking when I see “straight size people”. I’ve no idea if this is legitimate term, but in that vocabulary, what do they call XS sizes? And due to vanity sizing, there are more than one: XXS, XXXS, especially in Asian market.

https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/straight-size

i think when fat ass woke fags talk about it, they mean you can buy clothes from a normal store lmao

also small people are celebrated blah blah fatphobic go shop in juinors

 

[M.T. Graves]

More coping and seething because most people can walk into a store and buy clothes right off the rack instead of special ordering tarps. It’s just deep seated jealousy that will never go away and they’ll never admit.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

also small people are celebrated blah blah fatphobic go shop in juinors

Fuck this shit; I claim queer size then, #dealwithit #pridesize #mytruth

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

It’s like wearing a silk shirt under a very itchy sweater. If you don’t have the silk shirt, the itchy sweater is intolerable. You love the sweater, but not the itch. So, you get very used to the silk shirt and start wearing it under everything even though you don’t need to wear it under your cotton tee or your other silk shirt. Pretty soon you can’t tolerate air on your skin. You have to have the silk shirt on. But you need 2 of them now…

I am late but I just wanted to say this is the best description I've ever heard of benzo use/abuse. Well done!

 

[Onion Guide]

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...Is that instagram logo a fat resistance fist? Reminds me of something.

Anyway, isn't it wild that that not a single word of those two paragraphs in that post make any sense at all?

 

[LonesomeDud]

What does that make plus sized clothing? Faggot sized?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

What does that make plus sized clothing? Faggot sized?

Well, it makes them plus-sized.
Queer size, straight size, plus size. And something something that Ash invented for extreme fats, acknowledging that in no way it can be placed in plus size category.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Well, it makes them plus-sized.
Queer size, straight size, plus size. And something something that Ash invented for extreme fats, acknowledging that in no way it can be placed in plus size category.

It's stupid identity politics. Why are gay people putting up with this again?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

It's stupid identity politics. Why are gay people putting up with this again?

Dud.

Fuck this shit; I claim queer size then, #dealwithit #pridesize #mytruth

I ain’t going to be named junior-sized or minus-sized, so I claim queer #hatersgonnahate #thisisajokeorisit #dudcomeon

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Straight size is an old school fashion industry term. It means the basic sizing range for average height and weight women, as opposed to specialized sizes like plus, petite, tall, or maternity

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

big bellies are great for dying in your sleep from sleep apnea, or any other of a number of obesity related health problems

 

[GenociderSyo]

Some more demands of fat people:

 

[brooky]

Straight size is an old school fashion industry term. It means the basic sizing range for average height and weight women, as opposed to specialized sizes like plus, petite, tall, or maternity

Not to derail, but they really ought to call the petite size "short" and just use petite for XXS. I spent years wearing plus sized clothes that had to be hemmed before I realized petite meant short and "plus sized petites" was a thing.

Wasn't that much a waste of time though since "plus sized petites" were pretty much just boring office clothes. I'm sure there's way more now though.

 

[Beluga]

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Some more demands of fat people:
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I don't even know where to begin with but the most shocking confession was that they get sore feet because of the constant leaning forward. I understand the mechanics of it but HOW fucking much do you have to hate yourself to eat yourself to such a state?

Also you'll have to rip the armrests from my cold, dead hands, bitches.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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> I have been to places where I could not use the restroom because I couldn't fit
Like my home