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I was coming back home after buying groceries one day and I saw a dude in a suit doing the escalator barrel roll.
I left my groceries down and sprinted to help him. I asked him if he was okay and he just smiled at me with his teeth covered in blood.
The motherfucker was absolutly shit-faced in the late afternoon!
His bloody smile was so funny.
 
@Astro Galactic Megalul found all the info surrounding this 0.2 nanoseconds after being consulted:
Russian stuntman flies all the way through a Mercedes minibus going 50mph before crashing to earth in daredevil video

Full vid from multiple angles (of the guy very much surviving):
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After he went thru the vehicle and landed on the ground, what would've made this Totally Boss is if he pulled out a flask of booze, took of a swig, and then "Ahhhhhh" like Apetor the ice-lake guy.

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I was coming back home after buying groceries one day and I saw a dude in a suit doing the escalator barrel roll.
I left my groceries down and sprinted to help him. I asked him if he was okay and he just smiled at me with his teeth covered in blood.
The motherfucker was absolutly shit-faced in the late afternoon!
His bloody smile was so funny.
The worst looking accident I saw in real life and close proximity was in a third world country that had rock roads. A drunk guy on a motorcycle crashed and skidded across the road. Half his face was missing, chunks were taken out of his arm, and he was bleeding all over. We tried to help but he just upped and walked away. Literally just kept walking leaving his motorcycle behind and a trail of blood (but not as much blood as you’d think). It was hot as fuck so a lot of guys would be shirtless and women didn’t wear a lot of clothing. So there wasn’t much protecting him from the crash. He didn’t have a helmet or even gloves. I have no idea if he died or not but it was gnarly.
 
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The worst looking accident I saw in real life and close proximity was in a third world country that had rock roads. A drunk guy on a motorcycle crashed and skidded across the road. Half his face was missing, chunks were taken out of his arm, and he was bleeding all over. We tried to help but he just upped and walked away. Literally just kept walking leaving his motorcycle behind and a trail of blood (but not as much blood as you’d think). It was hot as fuck so a lot of guys would be shirtless and women didn’t wear a lot of clothing. So there wasn’t much protecting him from the crash. He didn’t have a helmet or even gloves. I have no idea if he died or not but it was gnarly.
I had to reread that part :lol:
 
The worst looking accident I saw in real life and close proximity was in a third world country that had rock roads. A drunk guy on a motorcycle crashed and skidded across the road. Half his face was missing, chunks were taken out of his arm, and he was bleeding all over. We tried to help but he just upped and walked away. Literally just kept walking leaving his motorcycle behind and a trail of blood (but not as much blood as you’d think). It was hot as fuck so a lot of guys would be shirtless and women didn’t wear a lot of clothing. So there wasn’t much protecting him from the crash. He didn’t have a helmet or even gloves. I have no idea if he died or not but it was gnarly.
I don't have any way to prove this but one time I saw a nigger shoot himself in the dick in a parking lot. He was packing a pistol in his pants and it accidentally discharged, he bled to death.
 
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