New Neck selfie. [
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He has peaked into a mountaintop, yes. He has become the longest human being in the world. Congratulations on becoming Mike Teevee.
Wolves probably smell much nicer than Kevin.
Would you rather be in the woods with a pack of wolves, or a pack of Kevins? Think carefully.
When kevin finally shuffles off the mortal coil, his hoard should be melted down and made into a casket. I can't decide though if he would be horrifed or elated at the thought.
I wanna know how big the casket would be. I'm sure you could create a solid 2x2x6m block of plastic, at least half a meter thick. It'd be like an Egyptian Pharoah, but more anticlimatic.
I'm wondering what his plans are for if he dies but I'm sure he just goes "LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU" as soon as death is brought up. He really gets by only living in the moment like a true hedonist, anything coming in to disturb his forever young fantasy is being constantly pushed aside. No one likes aging, but Kevin refuses to confront a lot of life.
Children also can’t consent to existing, so every human infant should be euthanized upon birth.
Actually, there’s almost certainly a group of redditors that believe that.
Finally, I can use this again:
The cat is cute. And looks surprisingly healthy, considering where it lives (then again, cats can clean themselves, and i’m sure there are plenty of rats to eat). The dogs look remarkably healthy, too (though one looks a little thin, and they all need to be brushed more). I guess the indoor animals get better treatment than their outdoor comrades.
A lot of people grow up with cats and dogs. They're a responsibility, but not too big that a family can't keep one or two around without too much trouble.
However, not many people grow up with alpacas. An alpaca requires similar but different and more specific care than domestic cats and dogs. Their medical needs, diet, social hierarchy, behavior, and grooming are not the same as our friendly little domestic predators. Someone who grew up with 2 housecats will not translate those skills to ranching.
Basically they haven't learned or read how to properly care for alpacas and at this point they will probably never be assed to lol.
What neck is doing:
I'm glad Neck is finding positive representation of horsefaced people like himself in media. Representation really does work!

What did he mean by this?
He's trying to say that he cannot type proper coherent sentences while high because he misses words and becomes less articulate on it. But he posted it while high so it too is partially incoherent.
I want this but for lego autist, instead of a bunch of figures guarding their tombs it is just a sea of lego bricks for intruders to step on and hurt themselves.