Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Where to start.

Kevin is sooooo proud of Neck making the abandonment of his family official.
Wedge is pissy about some poor bastard trying to be nice to him, same vibe as Kevin shouting abuse at somebody wishing him a merry Christmas. Utter narcism. Can you imagine being so fucking up yourself?

And I'm still a bit newfag but calling 0 1, surely Kev smugly stating that he isn't self-centered has to go on the front page, that's about the most hypocritical thing he's ever said, and he says about ten hypocritical things a day.

Featuring my own threads feels like bad form, so I don't think I'd do so without another mod's opinion.

 

[s0mbra]

"with uh, more than 4 people"
You think he even knows how many people are actually on the tranch at this point

 

[Pizdec]

"with uh, more than 4 people"
You think he even knows how many people are actually on the tranch at this point

I couldn't be fucked to find the original tweet, but lol, family unit that dates each other. Also:

Hi Kevin! Thanks for making sure we can archive your shit so it'll still be taken, with or without context.

 

[break these cuffs]

You think he even knows how many people are actually on the tranch at this point

I doubt it. It's winter out, so the outside troons no longer have the excuse of needing to use the fridge in order to be let inside.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Can't archive because he's locked down but he got a bunch of engagement on a political hot take and it wasn't the right degree of validation and asspats so he's locked down.

This man, who locks down his twitter when fellow troons get too uppity about his hot takes, is the same man who claims he used his "big girl voice" to put actual women and a Salvation Army bell ringer in their places.

 

[Law]

Kevvie me boy, if Twitter is a hellsite where joy goes to die, you can stop using it.

 

[Pizdec]

Kevvie me boy, if Twitter is a hellsite where joy goes to die, you can stop using it.

"The rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction, for war is a drug."

 

[Law]

"The rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction, for war is a drug."

Hmm, I guess telling our guy to stop tweeting is a bit like telling a smack addict to stop using heroin. But I think I think I probably would tell a smack addict to stop using heroin.
Then I could be a S.E.R.F. and fit right in on the Tranch.
(This joke was laborious and awful and I am ashamed.)

 

[blacksmith tony]

Kevvie me boy, if Twitter is a hellsite where joy goes to die, you can stop using it.

i hope he never stops. kevin has gifted us so much entertainment

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Would you rather be in the woods with a pack of wolves, or a pack of Kevins? Think carefully.

Wolves, no contest. Wolves are only rarely a threat to adult humans, and wholesome family-oriented creatures. Kevins are diseased abominations and should be avoided at all costs.

Neck is genuinely one of the most unsettling people I've ever seen. Kevin and the gang are all varying levels of gross but Neck gives straight up serial killer vibes. Truly alien-like. Makes my hairs stand up.

I honestly believe that Neck has some sort of psychopathy. There is no way that a normal person or even one with a garden variety mental illness would be this bad at mimicking human behavior. He absolutely radiates Buffalo Bill vibes.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Can't archive because he's locked down but he got a bunch of engagement on a political hot take and it wasn't the right degree of validation and asspats so he's locked down. Comments seem to be largely aimed at the probable troon he's bitching out so not really sure why he's got his diaper in a twist.

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Why even lock over this? You'd think that Kevin would have learned some lessons about resilience in the last two years, but apparently not.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

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I couldn't be fucked to find the original tweet, but lol, family unit that dates each other. Also:
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Hi Kevin! Thanks for making sure we can archive your shit so it'll still be taken, with or without context.

This COVID test thing really hurts my brain. I can't get into his mindset at all. What is he asking for? How many tests would be sufficient? Why does he want more tests? How often does he need to do COVID tests? Is this:

A. Kevin is at such high risk that he must preempt COVID at the earliest sign to preserve his Transformers collection?
B. Government gives free stuff and Kev Kev is unsatisfied because his consuming is insatiable?
C. Faggot Twitter COVID alarmist virtue signaling?
D. If a tranny exists and they aren't whinging, do they really exist at all?
E. Kevin is sexually aroused by COVID tests?

What the fuck is the end game here?

Nevermind. It's E isn't it?

 

[break these cuffs]

This COVID test thing really hurts my brain. I can't get into his mindset at all. What is he asking for? How many tests would be sufficient? Why does he want more tests? How often does he need to do COVID tests? Is this:

A. Kevin is at such high risk that he must preempt COVID at the earliest sign to preserve his Transformers collection?
B. Government gives free stuff and Kev Kev is unsatisfied because his consuming is insatiable?
C. Faggot Twitter COVID alarmist virtue signaling?
D. If a tranny exists and they aren't whinging, do they really exist at all?
E. Kevin is sexually aroused by COVID tests?

What the fuck is the end game here?

Nevermind. It's E isn't it?

I think it boils down to him pointing out how they're a conclave of degenerates living together, same with his friends, and not normal family.

 

[AssignedEva]

Why even lock over this? You'd think that Kevin would have learned some lessons about resilience in the last two years, but apparently not.

I have a suspicion that his normal happy ignorance is getting harder to sustain.

Kindness broke the dynamic and Bonnie left, Tranch money is getting tighter to the point they've started this transparent Oglala Lakota grift (Kevin still seems to be raking it in, but maybe he's under pressure to help with the shortfall and has less to spend on toys) which has also forced him out on road trips (but not fun ones), Penny is injured and is getting gunspergy paranoia on Twitter, Sky's been depressed from his marital breakdown - even bland Jen has been getting in twitter slapfights to the point that Kiwis did a deep dive on him... and his complex surgery is hitting roadblocks. I can imagine the atmosphere in the Tranch is probably getting tense and unpleasant.

Notoriously low stress tolerant Kevin might be finding another egg that's starting to crack, it's just this egg is "Kevin's peace of mind".

 

[Meiwaku]

I know one of us has got to have broken the Twitter barrier for him. Im awaiting those screens

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"The rush of battle is often a potent and lethal addiction, for war is a drug."

Trooning Is A Force That Gives Us Meaning

 

[stupid frog]

If you live with more than 4 people, presumably if one of those 4 people tested for Covid, everyone would self isolate or whatever the guidelines are. Especially when your job is tweeting from your own bedroom.

Kevin wants his for fun. The hypocrisy continues.

 

[AMHOLIO]

"stopped being a child and became an adult"

Can someone check to see if one side of my face is drooping? I think I'm having a stroke.

@01 I think our David Bowie friend meant for this on the first page of the thread. The OP is long but if you can cram it in you can give a good quick summary of his psych.

Wedge being an insufferable coworker

Do a flip, wedge. A literal one since you're a circus clown, I just want to see him bust his nose.

I understand being pissy at religion but this is short hand for hoping the pain is kept at bay and wishing good things for you. If she said "I'll cast a spell at my altar for you" it would be the same thing, but he'd be happy because it isn't Christian. Calm down edgelord.

Anyone who ever meets Wedge can see that he badly needs prayers, because only God can save that trainwreck now.

I want the ultimate fate of Wedge to be reverting back to Christianity on his own terms in a strange lolcow for Christ move.

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Gross

I'm so proud you children don't have to see you again either.


I feel bad for the woman if she too was mormon. Mormons can be dickheads to divorcees, I hope they're less salty to ones who divorced husbands because he literally became a clown fucking gay troon. There's no amount of being a good wife that could ever stop that.

It's not denial, it's just that he's so self centered that he can't actually recognise just how self centred he is.

Dunnings Kruger but for selfishness? What a world.

Over/under on how much child support he owes on this one?

I think the courts murdered his money for a bit considering his car got repossessed and he's motel homeless. So he owes less now but will owe more again in a year's time.

Bonus! He wants to add membership tiers to his grift which is hilarious because that implies he would actually provide something back. Which he won't. Idk what you'd be a membership of. Reading more of his coomposting?

My guess: nudes. It's always nudes.

(This joke was laborious and awful and I am ashamed.)

It was more labor than the tranch put into the ranch this past year BOOM!

What the fuck is the end game here?

B & C. His fetish isn't covid testing, it is internet asspats.

Notoriously low stress tolerant Kevin might be finding another egg that's starting to crack, it's just this egg is "Kevin's peace of mind".

If Kevin was a more proactive leech he'd be shopping for new doms ( if they would have him ) online. He's on a sinking ship.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Wedge being an insufferable coworker

Being nice to Wedge—not even once.

And Wedge, if your crippling disability that keeps you from working is just “a part of who you are” and “doesn’t need fixing”, then how about you get your ass to work?

Lol, fat.

How fucking tall is neck? He probably isn’t that tall but he’s built so freakishly he looks genuinely inhuman

Doesn’t help that he wears track suits made for 5’2” long island grannies.

Ricky Berwick is a full person who just happens to be disabled due to a genetic defect. Wedgie is Deaf Disabled Trans "wen u call mommy dad <3" gay gay Gay GAY GAY GAY GAY TRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAANS, labels hiding the complete lack of personality beyond "spiteful little misanthropic faggot". And a whore who got his asshole absolutely wrecked for some cash.

Wedge rejecting God isn't the real problem - it's God rejecting Wedge.

“And when you spread out your palms, I hide my eyes from you. Although you offer many prayers, I am not listening; Your hands are filled with blood coom.”

Fr though, let God have boundaries. No one should have to accept Wedge.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

If Kevin was a more proactive leech he'd be shopping for new doms ( if they would have him ) online. He's on a sinking ship.

Other doms would probably ask more of him than just coompost all day, so that's not really an option since 99% of Kevin's degeneracy only goes on in his head and on Twitter. Any doms that would have him would be the type Master Al type (see the Pansy Faggotte thread).