Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AGPinochet]

Wedge being an insufferable coworker

Wedge, who claims to be deaf, had a verbal conversation with a coworker? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
He is so stupid he cannot keep a lie straight.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Wedge, who claims to be deaf, had a verbal conversation with a coworker? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
He is so stupid he cannot keep a lie straight.

Just wait until the deaf community hears about this.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Archived the grift tweet now he's unlocked.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1483871322157445122?t=v8vFJopci4_C2E62gKd-fQ&s=19

https://archive.ph/8lztO

Kevin if you're looking for suggestions at the $5 tier I'd like to see you clean the stove, $10 for shovelling alpaca dung,

$20 for evidence of the elusive Earl

I'm sure kiwis have plenty of ideas

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It's cool and good how that tranny's disabilities prevent him from finishing a whole shift in his call centre or whatever, but he has the energy to father a bunch of children who will invariably be raised by our taxes.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm sure kiwis have plenty of ideas

1. First $500 tier patron gets a slightly used dilator rod covered in blood and AM HOLE gunk making it a severe biological hazard
2. second to fourth get mint condition never used dilator rods signed by Kevryn
3. the rest get clumps of Kev's thinning hair every month while it lasts on a first come-first serve basis.

When that inevitably runs out the Tranch moves on to clearing out Kevie's Troonsformers refuse bin.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Featuring my own threads feels like bad form, so I don't think I'd do so without another mod's opinion.

My apologies 0 1, I meant the first page of this thread. I'm still finding my way.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

@01 I think our David Bowie friend meant for this on the first page of the thread. The OP is long but if you can cram it in you can give a good quick summary of his psych.

Thanks mate yes that is what I should have said.

 

[Oxyjen]

Kevin if you're looking for suggestions at the $5 tier I'd like to see you clean the stove, $10 for shovelling alpaca dung,

$20 for evidence of the elusive Earl

I'm sure kiwis have plenty of ideas

This is genius. I love the idea of kiwis bribing kevin to become more of a useful, contributing member of his community, and thus less of a lolcow. He will never in a million years go for it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Archived the grift tweet now he's unlocked.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1483871322157445122?t=v8vFJopci4_C2E62gKd-fQ&s=19

https://archive.ph/8lztO

Kevin if you're looking for suggestions at the $5 tier I'd like to see you clean the stove, $10 for shovelling alpaca dung,

$20 for evidence of the elusive Earl

I'm sure kiwis have plenty of ideas

@Chapstick4Lyfe I don't know where this factors in on your grift counter but letting you know he wants to open more options!

This is genius. I love the idea of kiwis bribing kevin to become more of a useful, contributing member of his community, and thus less of a lolcow. He will never in a million years go for it.

Kiwifarms: we will pay you to stop being retarded. That'd be a weird charity.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This is genius. I love the idea of kiwis bribing kevin to become more of a useful, contributing member of his community, and thus less of a lolcow. He will never in a million years go for it.

Kiwifarms: we will pay you to stop being retarded. That'd be a weird charity.

I ain't his daddy and I ain't gonna pay him to clean his room.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

This is genius. I love the idea of kiwis bribing kevin to become more of a useful, contributing member of his community, and thus less of a lolcow. He will never in a million years go for it.

If chrischan has taught us anything, it's that no lowcow is so crazy that you can trick them into cleaning their room.

 

[JavisFNF]

1. First $500 tier patron gets a slightly used dilator rod covered in blood and AM HOLE gunk making it a severe biological hazard
2. second to fourth get mint condition never used dilator rods signed by Kevryn
3. the rest get clumps of Kev's thinning hair every month while it lasts on a first come-first serve basis.

When that inevitably runs out the Tranch moves on to clearing out Kevie's Troonsformers refuse bin.

Tranny bloody dilator assault ensues. Also SRS wouldn't look good on tall hairy bonkers and who still act like men (NO female transformer fan would outright mirror this guy, why did he evn troon idk)

Everything rn seems to link back to dilators and vibrators and whatever sex toy on the market, do they really have to make their whole personality about transitioning? If they don't want attention they should stfu.

SRS can simulate nutkick pain when I hear it firsthand, because trannies are men it's actually a bit disturbing to hear about the dick chopping aspect.

 

[Ghjkl63]

I see someone's never played Dungeons and Dragons. Biological women, usually deathfats, sometimes pair up with guys like Penny and think it's hilarious to push degeneracy onto the awkward male virgins of the group.

Spoiler: lol virgin

Source: I've quit D&D groups more than once for encountering that type.

You have my deepest sympathy

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

@Chapstick4Lyfe I don't know where this factors in on your grift counter but letting you know he wants to open more options!

Oh my God, this fucking asshole

I like that he tacitly admits that he doesn't do jack shit, so having tiers would be pointless. This dumbass could exert the most minimal effort and it would be an improvement. Like, draw a stick figure doing something different everyday and make that "exclusive content" for your paypigs. He won't do it though. He is allergic to doing things for the intrinsic value, he needs the asspats and enough of them to get that dopamine rush. People like Kevin are what is wrong with this world.

even bland Jen has been getting in twitter slapfights to the point that Kiwis did a deep dive on him..

I just want to point out that Jen has always been a cantankerous, envious, mad-at-the-world dickhole who lashes out at people who will always be happier and have a better life than him.

It's funny to see because a lot of the people he spergs and malds at on twitter have no idea who he is, nor would they care about the impotent rage of a failed man. It's like watching an angry wasp smash its body into a window over and over and over to no avail.

EDIT: I don't know if this was discussed, but Kevin's Amazon wishlist links to the tranch's and the list is filled with toys (on top of stuff actually for the tranch) Why do they not care how this looks to people?

 

[Dead Wayne]

Archived the grift tweet now he's unlocked.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1483871322157445122?t=v8vFJopci4_C2E62gKd-fQ&s=19

https://archive.ph/8lztO

Kevin if you're looking for suggestions at the $5 tier I'd like to see you clean the stove, $10 for shovelling alpaca dung,

$20 for evidence of the elusive Earl

I'm sure kiwis have plenty of ideas

"I'd love to do memberships but I don't know what tiers would work for my setup?" Is a very diplomatic way of saying that he provides literally nothing of value that he can use as an incentive to give him money.

 

[lamp shade]

Why do they not care how this looks to people?

Because a bunch of idiots give them money anyway.

 

[capsaicin]

"I'd love to do memberships but I don't know what tiers would work for my setup?" Is a very diplomatic way of saying that he provides literally nothing of value that he can use as an incentive to give him money.

For different tiers, he’ll do different levels of cringy public roleplay with dudes who also have their imaginations + Twitter as their only sexual outlet.

Bam. Done. Go buy your alpacas some food.

 

[Dead Wayne]

For different tiers, he’ll do different levels of cringy public roleplay with dudes who also have their imaginations + Twitter as their only sexual outlet.

Bam. Done. Go buy your alpacas some food.

If he started doing that, could he call himself a sex worker?

 

[AMHOLIO]

If he started doing that, could he call himself a sex worker?

He could do it even now, he already calls himself a chick.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

There are lots of troons on just this website who don't do anything for their subscribers let alone establish tiers and they rake in close to a thousand bucks or more from Patreon. Jake Alley hasn't posted anything on his Patreon since 2015 and even then it was just something he published on a blog elsewhere, has a single "tier" of $500 that simply talks about how he needs to raise money for an apartment to "be safe" which he moved into in 2019 and that his mom pays for, and doesn't even post selfies or public cooming or anything like that on his Twitter just rambles about dumb things. Still has hovered around $900 a month. Kyle Burns has multiple Patreons for his "journalism" and a podcast, yet updates neither for subscribers following the "tiers" and simply posts all his work (which admittingly, he actually does produce) onto other websites that pay him instead. Makes $2800 a month.

Kevin's objections don't stand up to the evidence!

Also, there are lots of troons with Amazon wish lists that are purportedly things they need and then you look at it and it's full of toys and video games that they can regularly afford despite the claims of endless near homeless poverty anyway.