🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ralph is becoming so unlikable that he's starting to get pushback from his own fans with the quartering takedown.
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Those are ratio numbers there gunt. He got some pushback from his own fans, but I can't seem to find those tweets at a glance anymore. Odd.
 
Ralph is becoming so unlikable that he's starting to get pushback from his own fans with the quartering takedown.
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Those are ratio numbers there gunt. He got some pushback from his own fans, but I can't seem to find those tweets at a glance anymore. Odd.
"I've gotten more turned on in the last 15 minutes that Quartering has since the Obama administration" Wigger please. I'm suffering second hand embarrassment from that line. It's not from the misspelling it's from the cringe of it all.

Can someone set me straight on something? Ethan is both a convicted felon and has just plead gentle guilty to another crime. Can he even leave the country, not that I believe he'd actually fit his 5'1" ass on a plane to fly out? I remember from the shart incident Null talking to Rekieta and saying that he can't leave the country because of him being a felon. I know there's no restrictions with the sex tape stuff. I just like reminding Ethan that that was not a win.

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Found an answer in another thread
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This is probably Ralph's one chance to leave the country for a while if he does get put on Xander's birth cert cus we all know he won't pay child support
 
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I've gotten more turned on in the last 15 minutes that Quartering has since the Obama administration" Wigger please. I'm suffering second hand embarrassment from that line. It's not from the misspelling it's from the cringe of it all.
It's almost like he forgot all his enemies know he has a micro penis. The guy wouldn't be able to please a woman in his wildest dreams....well except Meigh...if she counts as a woman. And the only reason she gets turned on by Ralph's baby dick is cause she's a pedophile.
 
It's almost like he forgot all his enemies know he has a micro penis. The guy wouldn't be able to please a woman in his wildest dreams....well except Meigh...if she counts as a woman. And the only reason she gets turned on by Ralph's baby dick is cause she's a pedophile.
Now to be fair to Mirco peen Ethan, he said nothing about pleasing anyone else, only that he was getting turned on by yelling at a fat man about his infertile wife on twitter dot com.
 
"I've gotten more turned on in the last 15 minutes that Quartering has since the Obama administration" Wigger please. I'm suffering second hand embarrassment from that line. It's not from the misspelling it's from the cringe of it all.
Ralph voted for Obama both times didn't he?
This disgusting behaviour we are currently seeing from Ralph, is really just a continuation of how he has been for the last few years, and until Ralph turned on him, Rekieta was happy to pretend he never saw.
IMHO Ralph has been swinging for the fences as far as insane delusional out-of-control behaviour since FaiFai's self-imposed psychiatric hold.

It was then that he released the revenge porn, decided that he really did want to put a baby into FaiFai, apparently got together with Pantsu, and all the really crazy behaviour we've been seeing since. Maybe Ralph started snorting meth at this point?

Janus had two faces and Ralph has two asses.
 
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Ralph voted for Obama both times didn't he?
Yes and there is a quote from him claiming he graduated in political science while saying niggers are unfairly targeted in the drug war in his ED page (Indirectly admitting he is a druggie and buys the dope from the jiggaboos)
Also it shows he was ashamed of being from West Memphis even before e-fame.
 
Fucking hell... Ralph may have been the one that destroyed Greek mythology.

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The prophets of the time must have looked into the future and seen this one tweet and just told everyone it was time to pack it in, believe in some long haired cunt who gets nailed to a tree, fuck it we were wrong with our Greek gods atleast.
Maybe Cronus the devourer of his own children imprisoned after his downfall. Rose to power after castrating the old pantheon leader.
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It's almost like he forgot all his enemies know he has a micro penis. The guy wouldn't be able to please a woman in his wildest dreams....well except Meigh...if she counts as a woman. And the only reason she gets turned on by Ralph's baby dick is cause she's a pedophile.
The Gunt can't even see his own penis.
 
Ralph is becoming so unlikable that he's starting to get pushback from his own fans with the quartering takedown.
fucking says a lot that he only single digits of fans left to lose lol,. and quartering is just taking them, like a noble lord who has no time for some impudent powerless shitstained peasant.
"I've gotten more turned on in the last 15 minutes that Quartering has since the Obama administration" Wigger please. I'm suffering second hand embarrassment from that line. It's not from the misspelling it's from the cringe of it all.
why is being turned on a pro? child molesters get turned on constantly. if anything hes just saying hes a low impulse control piglet only focused on eating shitting and breeding like some lowly animal., hes actually admitting hes subhuman.

The Gunt can't even see his own penis.
his balls are actually so fucking tiny you cant see them even on video no joke.
 
Goddamn does he think so highly of himself. He thinks the reason GamerGate blew up like it did was because of him. The reason why GamerGate got any popularity was because of Jim. When Jim had enough and said; "This is gay. I'm done." then the movement pretty much died. Yet Ralph thinks it was all him.
 
Ethan Ralph reminding us all that he’s been stuck in 2018 for half a decade. It’s funny that he’s burned the bridge with Andy, even his fondest memories are now tainted.


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oh? did you invent harassing tactics while your ass seethed and impotently raged at gettting ssn and "penis" doxed, you realize you were a dingleberry on gg that anti gg loved because you were mockery fuel right? Even people who disregarded optics were ashamed of you, you invented shit, you dont have the technical know how nor the social skills necessary to invent or popularize shit. you are right now living in abject terror that a forum will clip you shitting yourself (again) partially because of me an anti gger from way back when. you were literally jailed for a swing and a miss to end your "contribution" to gg.

also is Ganer a misspelling or is he hinting at an upcoming shannon gaines centered controversy?

edit wait the fuck? people in replies seem to think this in response to andy specifically, how the fuck is that a gg tactic? ralph you getting on several 2 view spergs back then might have been a stream but it did fuck all and is now forgotten even by your biggest haters and 2 remaining fans.
 
This is a secret cry for help. See that's a picture of King Théoden when Wormtongue was whispering stuff to him and he was doing all sorts of stupid shit because Saruman was fucking with him. Ralph is trying to tell us that there is also a powerful wizard, the virgin over 30 kind, manipulating him.

But who could be this powerful virgin wizard be? Who could get so close to King Ralph to cause him to behave like such a mongoloid?

Who Gator? WHO?
 
Goddamn does he think so highly of himself. He thinks the reason GamerGate blew up like it did was because of him. The reason why GamerGate got any popularity was because of Jim. When Jim had enough and said; "This is gay. I'm done." then the movement pretty much died. Yet Ralph thinks it was all him.
The only notable thing Ralph did for GG was getting John Flynt to ask the prosecutor handling his cop assault conviction to give him the maximum sentence.

also is Ganer a misspelling or is he hinting at an upcoming shannon gaines centered controversy?
I’m guessing the latter. Ralph loves to keep dirt on everyone he associates with, even when that dirt is a recording of someone crying over losing their child to a miscarriage.
 
Ethan Ralph reminding us all that he’s been stuck in 2018 for half a decade. It’s funny that he’s burned the bridge with Andy, even his fondest memories are now tainted.


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Periodic reminder that Ralph's "GanerGate tactics" included seething at shoe0nhead for not wanting to be his e-fwen and for not accepting the HOOF into her backside.
 
Goddamn does he think so highly of himself. He thinks the reason GamerGate blew up like it did was because of him. The reason why GamerGate got any popularity was because of Jim. When Jim had enough and said; "This is gay. I'm done." then the movement pretty much died. Yet Ralph thinks it was all him.
The only thing I remember from gamergate era with Ralph was that he let the person who doxxed and trolled him wrote multiple articles shitting on person who recently died on his website TheRalphRetort.com and Ralph end up and willingly I may add took the heat for him :story:
 
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