US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Absolutego]

Is there anyone dumb enough to actually believe the "6 million jobs created" bullshit?

We killed 50 million of them during lockdown in spring 2020, if anything touting 6 million as an accomplishment only highlights how incompetent this administration's economic recovery has been.

 

[Oxous]

First question: "Did you overpromise?"

Biden says he didn't overpromise and in fact outperformed.

 

[Hippopatumus]

He jumped from inflation to jabs in the same sentence. Does his speech writer have advanced dementia as well?

And now we're taking pre-scripted questions from reporters. They couldn't put the answers on the teleprompter for some reason so he's having to struggle to read from the lectern.

 

[Oxous]

Biden accidentally refers to Governor Sununu from New Hampshire as "Senator Sununu".

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

First question: "Did you overpromise?"

Biden says he didn't overpromise and in fact outperformed.

I need a drink.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Is he going to talk about the Ukraine or Kazakhstan situation?

 

[XYZpdq]

"should you be more realistic"
"no."

 

[Oxous]

Second question: "Do you need to be more realistic and scale down priorities to get these [BBB and voting rights bills] passed?"

Biden: "No and I think they are extremely realistic."

 

[Hüftpriester]

Baselessly accuses republicans of election fraud what a piece of shit

 

[Hippopatumus]

No, not really, but he has to say it because he’s not allowed to concede defeat. What’ll happen is that BBB will get chopped into a million pieces, a few of those will get through with Manchin’s approval, and Biden’s handlers will claim victory for each part passed.

He literally just said this verbatim lol

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>I don't know of many things that have been done in one felt swoop
... really? Are you SURE about that??? Are you REALLY sure about that?!?!

 

[TheBest]

Man I’m glad he didn’t just announce free masks because this is infinitely more entertaining.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is there anyone dumb enough to actually believe the "6 million jobs created" bullshit?

Yeah, i don't get how those jobs at the chemical plant could be created with wooden doors

 

[Oxous]

Reporter: "Voting rights and legislation, they're not going anywhere."

Biden, spontaneously: "That's true."
lmao

 

[ForgedBlades]

Oh God, we're in the "lean into the mic and whisper" segment of the charade.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'd have to look it up but I believe James Lindsey mentioned that Hillary's college mentor or advisor was a student of Marcuse, so I'm guessing she's been a Marxist or Marxist leaning for a long time.

Wow, he's got the dirt on all of them, doesn't he? He's the guy who informed me that Pete Buttigieg's father is a professor who fanboyed Italian Marxism so hard he translated Gramsci's works into English.

now that zoomers are pretty old, 22 tops, what do we call the next generation?

With an incoming IQ drop of up to 20 points, I can think of a few names. "D Generation" is the only one fit for print.

 

[XYZpdq]

lol he's blaming the media for the optics of closed schools

 

[ForgedBlades]

This moron is an absolute fucking embarrassment.

 

[Hippopatumus]

"President Biden, can Americans trust the outcome of the mid-terms if election reform is not passed?"

"No"

 

[MrJokerRager]

Which is why I think the Right needs to keep fighting for its presence on mainstream social media, instead of retreating to the alt-tech ghettos.

The right wing is being led by pussy ass Reaganite whores who believe anti trust legislation is bad.

Mainstream social media is like a trend and keeps on changing MySpace used to be big in the 2000s, now its gone. Tik Tok has replaced Snapchat and Instagram as far as trends go.

Its better to fight for fair competition and reduce barriers to entry, as well as making new tech grow as competition to JewTube and Facebook.

Google and Facebook at this point are branching out to other ventures as they already see the writing on the wall.