The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Warden]

Even taking into account how strong drug-seeking behavior is, I vote family as well. It takes work to lug in all that food. The motivation of a coursing river or a raging fire couldn't prevent these two from dying of exertion on the grocery store tile.

 

[MysticMisty]

I've only read half of this thread so maybe this has been answered already but who enables these two? I can't imagine them being able to drag sufficient amounts of food back to the trailer without help.

Most likely the one who goes out to fetch food for everybody is their father. The picture back on page 5 shows he's the only one who can conceivably fit in a car.

 

[GS 281]

I bet you any money they got an old Ford Festiva laying around their property somewhere. I bet you. I have noticed that the fatter someone is, the smaller their car. Its easier to pull a Sunfire into the McDonald's drive-thru than an Explorer.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

I bet you any money they got an old Ford Festiva laying around their property somewhere. I bet you. I have noticed that the fatter someone is, the smaller their car. Its easier to pull a Sunfire into the McDonald's drive-thru than an Explorer.

They actually have a minivan, it's just that it looks like a small car when they're standing next to it.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

RIP in peace, Momo. May choirs of angels receive you.

And a snack box.

 

[Sc4rface]

Well, at least they had the backbone to have the dog put to sleep when it was time. Many people with much better life skills hang on for far too long.

 

[AnOminous]

RIP in peace, Momo. May choirs of angels receive you.

They sat on him, didn't they? They thought the dog was missing for days. . .

 

[Warden]

RIP in peace, Momo. May choirs of angels receive you.

I...I just... I can't even think of an adjective. How can someone not realize how corny and disrespectful this is? It watches like a comedy.

 

[The Giver]

Most likely the one who goes out to fetch food for everybody is their father.

Father of the year candidate right there. "My daughters are so obese that they have been hospitalized multiple times? Sure I'll keep buying them truckloads of snack cakes."

I mean, it doesn't take a nutrition scientist to see that he is slowly but surely killing them.

Edit: Assuming, of course, that he really is the one supplying them with groceries. I can't imagine who else would do it though, and they certainly don't seem capable of loading and unloading a minivan full of groceries

 

[TheHoopzProphet19]

Assuming, of course, that he really is the one supplying them with groceries. I can't imagine who else would do it though, and they certainly don't seem capable of loading and unloading a minivan full of groceries

Everyone that lives in that trailer is morbidly obese though, so even if only one person does the shopping, it's enough food to support all of their habits. At any rate the food's coming from somewhere and has been for many years, no reason to think a few hospital trips would change that. As for the loading and unloading, I don't know about Amy, but I don't think Tammy can actually walk or stand longer than a few seconds. Every time Tammy walks she looks like a waddling troll who is struggling with each step - hell there's a video of it somewhere in this thread.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Spoiler: warning: hell

I am scream-laughing.

 

[The Giver]

Everyone that lives in that trailer is morbidly obese though, so even if only one person does the shopping, it's enough food to support all of their habits. At any rate the food's coming from somewhere and has been for many years, no reason to think a few hospital trips would change that. As for the loading and unloading, I don't know about Amy, but I don't think Tammy can actually walk or stand longer than a few seconds. Every time Tammy walks she looks like a waddling troll who is struggling with each step - hell there's a video of it somewhere in this thread.

Oh I agree. I'm just saying these people are past the point of plausible deniability. Whoever is bringing in all this food knows full well that they are helping these people kill themselves.

 

[TheHoopzProphet19]

"Haha that's cool, I didn't know #JabbaSelfie was a thing these days... Wait that is her actual face."

Spoiler: Jabba gif

 

[Muscle Bra]

How can someone not realize how corny and disrespectful this is? It watches like a comedy.

Wait until you get to the end of the video. It reads "Your not in anymore plain Gone but will never be forgot..."

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Wait until you get to the end of the video. It reads "Your not in anymore plain Gone but will never be forgot..."

That is so disrespectful to that little dog

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Speaking of the pets, have they mentioned the cat recently? Amy must have uploaded the introductory video detailing its rescue from a 7-11 parking at least a month ago now...

 

[Warden]

I mean, it doesn't take a nutrition scientist to see that he is slowly but surely killing them.

Just a thought, but I wonder if their supplier is trying to keep them disabled on purpose.

 

[Surtur]

They sat on him, didn't they? They thought the dog was missing for days. . .

And now I have this horrible image of a dead dog wedged in Tammy's asscheeks. Thanks for that mate.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I guess that bump on tammys forehead wasn't a cyst. I would think a doctor would have referred her to a dermatoligst to get it removed so she could you know...see.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Forehead one has amazing resilience. She's been hospitalized several times, had tons of operations, and has multi level organ failure yet she keeps on living somehow.

The Slaton family are cultists of Shub-Niggurath. The Black Goat of the Woods is using them as incubators for her spawn, much in the manner of a tarantula hawk wasp.