US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? He looks like even more of a bumbling retard than usual

 

[The Last Stand]

Somebody mentioned his Bull Conner comments, he's pissed.

This is a shit show.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Yes, the reason Biden's so unpopular is definitely that he's not interacting with the public enough.

Ooooooh, he's getting angry and snappy.

 

[ForgedBlades]

lol he mad

 

[Oxous]

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? He looks like even more of a bumbling retard than usual

For the past couple of questions he's been choosing to not call on the pre-arranged reporters. It's not a coincidence it's suddenly going off the rails.

Biden is now insulting a reporter.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

biden is the Chris Chan of residents

 

[Gehenna]

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? He looks like even more of a bumbling retard than usual

I think what we are seeing is Biden's own "put it all in the manifesto" moment. A new Longest Suicide Note.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"Look what I said." He's getting angry. "GO BACK AND READ WHAT I SAID. And see if you say that I told people who took the position of Bull Connor that they WERE Bull Connor."

"Did you expect that would work with Senators Manchin and Sinema?"

Joe says some things are so consequential, you have to speak from your heart as well as your head, forcefully. He's full-on yelling. "NO ONE forgets who was on the side of King. DON'T THINK THIS IS A FREEBIE. This will stick with you the rest of your career and long after you're gone."

He's visibly angry. "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I'll keep going." But he asks how long they want to go for: another hour? Two?

Reporters heard shouting: YES!

 

[Tzeentch]

Biden losing his shit really makes him look like a dementia patient.

 

[ForgedBlades]

This is unironically one of the greatest and worst moments in modern American history.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

They must have given him the last of the baby blood. That's why he's just going until he drops.

 

[Oxous]

"You wanna go for another hour or two?"

"Yes!"

"I'm gonna go.. another twenty minutes."

 

[The Last Stand]

He's visibly angry. "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I'll keep going." But he asks how long they want to go for: another hour? Two?

Reporters heard shouting: YES!

20 minutes it is. Oh my God.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"I want to thank my communications staff, who is a great help here." Everyone laughs wryly. He's being hung out to dry.

 

[Mister DNA]

No one in his administration is incompetent. No one makes mistakes. No one apologizes.

It is increasingly becoming apparent that this is their single biggest weakness, even moreso than their insane beliefs. It doesn't seem like they even acknowledge failure in private amongst themselves, and that hubristic blindness is ultimately going to doom their ability to successfully accomplish anything at all. I guess pride really does come before the fall.

 

[Gehenna]

The man -looks- like his brain is barely there. Like he is confused and breaking.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Tuning in and oh shit a Chyna question with Hunter thrown in too and he's lying about confronting them and just ran away from that fast.

 

[The Last Stand]

Now if Trump did any of this babble Biden is doing, they'd call him a fascist.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I was wondering which advisor had this bright idea, and the disturbing possibility has suddenly occurred to me that Biden might have insisted on doing this and no one was able to talk him down.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Journo says, you promised to end the war in Yemen, appointed a special envoy. How are you going to do it?

"It's under consideration and the war in Yemen, it takes two parties to be involved and do it, and it's going to be difficult." Moves on immediately. Looks like he's never heard of Yemen.