US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Biden is the Mass Effect Andromeda of politics. The sequel to a somewhat disappointing but potentially hopeful entry, that immediately fell on its face, had hilarious flaws, and was completely abandoned by the studio in favor or another, even more hilariously failed project (Anthem, or in this case Pete/Kamala).
 
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Salubrious said:
I used to think that the Biden Administration was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.

Seriously, that was one gamer word away from being the "greatest" press conference of all time.
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You jest, but I'd be willing to bet actual money that within a few hours, Twitter, Reddit and late night TV will be absolutely filled with shills and their delusional marks, clapping their hands like retarded monkeys with cymbals, or the seals example given earlier.

It's getting to such a point that I feel confident even if he said a gamer word they would just spin it in some way. They are that blatant with it, and the people who are still Ridin With Biden, are genuinely that assblastingly stupid.

Incredible though. And to think, our price a mere two years ago for living in a time of abundance with a president who actively sought to improve conditions (because a rising tide raises all boats, including his) was putting up with him occasionally tweeting insults at foreign leaders.

That rocket man tweet was genuinely fucking funny, and it says a lot that despite all the shit everyone gave him, even Kim Jong Un knew to sit the fuck down and not push Orange Man too far.
 
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FaramirG said:
Biden is the Mass Effect Andromeda of politics. The sequel to a somewhat disappointing but potentially hopeful entry, that immediately fell on its face, had hilarious flaws, and was completely abandoned by the studio in favor or another, even more hilariously failed project (Anthem, or in this case Pete/Kamala).
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I had no hope for Biden.
 
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Gehenna said:
Every single Democrat outlet wants to -never cover this-. it hurts -everyone-. There is no cabal faction this helps, there is no handler this helps, there is no individual that I can think of who gains a benefit from this.
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I think it is the DNC, they want to salvage what they can from the midterms and maybe not lose catastrophically.
They now very urgently want Biden to be gone and removed from politics. Nothing else makes sense in letting him go out there and essentially broadcast to the entire world his brain is gone.
 
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I guarantee that I hate Joe Biden and the Democratic establishment more in this instant than even the most unhinged leftist hated Donald Trump over his entire presidency combined.

They gutted our nation to elect a corpse.

They spent four years convincing the nation that Trump was horrible and it took them less than a year to prove that they were even worse.
 
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Cuckoman said:
I think it is the DNC, they want to salvage what they can from the midterms and maybe not lose catastrophically.
They now very urgently want Biden to be gone and removed from politics. Nothing else makes sense in letting him go out there and essentially broadcast to the entire world his brain is gone.
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No! Even they lose from this. This made every attack ad the Republicans -and- progs could ever want to tear apart the rest of the Democrats.
 
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So we really are looking at a Hillary v Trump rematch for 2024 aren't we?
Jet Fuel Johnny said:
No Man's Sky is playable, fun, and has tons of added content.

No, Joe Biden is the Star Citizen of global politics.
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Star Citizen is Bernie, where retards who should know better by now keep shoveling money at him while he rakes in the cash and continues to promise increasingly outlandish things that will never be implemented satisfactorily if at all. Biden is the Battlefield 2042 of politics.
 
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BEHIND THE CURTAIN?

Are the staffers drunk and stupid? Are they so high on their own farts and so blinded by GIGO they don't know what's really going on? Are his handlers and advisors really that out of touch with the world? Is DOCTOR Jill Biden (She's a doctor, you know? Did you know she's a DOCTOR?) that goddamn self-centered that she thinks everything is roses and that Jopedo just gave a rousing speech that had America standing up and clapping?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN DC?
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I think the decades of Corruption have caught up to them finally, to put Joe into office a Coalition of the various factions of the DNC came together and forced a Senile Old man who they could use a puppet into office presuming that because there were "Adults" in the room they would manage to steer things in the "correct" direction, but none of them are competent.

They ALL got into the room by corruption.

Kamel Toe got in by sucking dick and being a (BLACK WOMAN)
The Obama Appointees that Biden brought back in all came up through Chicago Corruption
The Hard left progressives are a bunch of Diversity Hires.

The entire Room is filled with people who only know how to Cheat their way into promotions, and now that they are at the top they have nowhere else to Cheat their way to so actually have to sit around and solve the problems they promised they would solve..but are Woefully incapable of doing so.

It is the culmination of the last 100 years of American Culture where the guy who actually does the job gets fucked in the ass by Cheating Scumbags who have no actual idea how to do any level of problem solving.
 
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Tour of Italy said:
I guarantee that I hate Joe Biden and the Democratic establishment more in this instant than even the most unhinged leftist hated Donald Trump over his entire presidency combined.

They gutted our nation to elect a corpse.
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The way you put that legit makes me wonder if this isn't some big occult ritual by the elites. Are they also drawing a giant transmutation circle around america?
 
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