Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Wasn't there a article some time ago that mentioned members of Congress are guzzling anti-dementia meds (since the fuckers all get free health care on our dime) in record numbers?
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Jesus fucking christ we're getting either Trump or DeSantis as president in 2024. Fucking kill me now in a video game.
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Yeah this was basically when I did a party flip over Biden's bullshit. If I wanted "no, I never make mistakes. No one incompetent here! Everything's going great. I'm the best president ever, no one does as much as me," I'd have been a big Trump voter to start with.
I'm not fond of Trump. I'm even less fond of a guy who pretends to be "the grownup in the room" as a contrast to Trump, then does all the same shit but worse and with a lot more "durrrrrr" face.
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RIP Taiwan and Ukrainians in the Donbass.
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I've seen some fucked up shit, but this has to take the cake.
I literally have no idea what I just watched, and I watched The Wall high on LSD once.
Normally, you can get an idea of what the politician is talking about, but holy shit, this was just a disaster.
Worse, is when you stop and think about it for a moment.
Joe is just the drooling puppet they shove out there.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BEHIND THE CURTAIN?
Are the staffers drunk and stupid? Are they so high on their own farts and so blinded by GIGO they don't know what's really going on? Are his handlers and advisors really that out of touch with the world? Is DOCTOR Jill Biden (She's a doctor, you know? Did you know she's a DOCTOR?) that goddamn self-centered that she thinks everything is roses and that Jopedo just gave a rousing speech that had America standing up and clapping?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN DC?
Why is there a wall at the White House? Who is running this fucking shit show?
For fuck's sake, we'd be better off if we had a Rhodes-like figure stand up, waving a gun, screaming "I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS MONKEY SHOW, FRANKENSTIEN!" because right now we've got nothing.
And I mean it, we have nothing.
Who the fuck is in charge? Who the fuck is advising Biden? What the fuck are the plans of this administration?
All this fucking press conference showed me was they can shove a demented old man out there with the promises of ice cream and let him ramble for two fucking hours.
I honestly have no clue what is going on any more.
I literally have no idea what I just watched, and I watched The Wall high on LSD once.
Normally, you can get an idea of what the politician is talking about, but holy shit, this was just a disaster.
Worse, is when you stop and think about it for a moment.
Joe is just the drooling puppet they shove out there.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BEHIND THE CURTAIN?
Are the staffers drunk and stupid? Are they so high on their own farts and so blinded by GIGO they don't know what's really going on? Are his handlers and advisors really that out of touch with the world? Is DOCTOR Jill Biden (She's a doctor, you know? Did you know she's a DOCTOR?) that goddamn self-centered that she thinks everything is roses and that Jopedo just gave a rousing speech that had America standing up and clapping?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN DC?
Why is there a wall at the White House? Who is running this fucking shit show?
For fuck's sake, we'd be better off if we had a Rhodes-like figure stand up, waving a gun, screaming "I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS MONKEY SHOW, FRANKENSTIEN!" because right now we've got nothing.
And I mean it, we have nothing.
Who the fuck is in charge? Who the fuck is advising Biden? What the fuck are the plans of this administration?
All this fucking press conference showed me was they can shove a demented old man out there with the promises of ice cream and let him ramble for two fucking hours.
I honestly have no clue what is going on any more.
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At least when Trump says it he is actually trying to be the best even if he falls comically short at times. At least he is -trying- to walk the walk.
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I used to think that the Biden Administration was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.
Seriously, that was one gamer word away from being the "greatest" press conference of all time.
Seriously, that was one gamer word away from being the "greatest" press conference of all time.
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Biden is the Cyberpunk 2077 of American politics.
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Russia would only invade if the US decides to intervene militarily, like all the war hawks have been demanding though.
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Good summary, Jack.
If I was boss at Rasmussen or whatever I'd be issuing orders to start doing phone calls immediately.
If I was boss at Rasmussen or whatever I'd be issuing orders to start doing phone calls immediately.
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So this is how America dies, in audible groans.
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No Man's Sky actually got better over time. I doubt he will.
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Times like this I wish Hillary Clinton was the ultimate villain everybody says she is. At least we'd go out looking at beauty.
I'm ill.
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No Man's Sky is playable, fun, and has tons of added content.
No, Joe Biden is the Star Citizen of global politics.
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Fact check: Palmer’s diaper needs changing.
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Star Citizen at least looks pretty on paper.
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