US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Donald Trump and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another politician you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a geriatric freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Bernie Sanders to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way in 2024, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Bernie Sanders KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Donald Trump, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning in 2024. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning in 2024! Señor Don? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2024!
I decided to Google the result and apparently Scott Steiner went on to lose to Samoa Joe.
 
I made a personal guarantee in 2020 that if Romney endorsed Biden, I would move to Utah and take a dump on Romey's lawn.

I will renew that guarantee now with regards to the filibuster.
Is there some weird mormon thing where you can legally shit on a senator's lawn only if you're a resident of Utah?
Just saying, you could probably only visit and not move there, but I'm open to the idea that there's crazy state laws that accommodate lawn-shitting but not by outsiders.
 
Is there some weird mormon thing where you can legally shit on a senator's lawn only if you're a resident of Utah?
Just saying, you could probably only visit and not move there, but I'm open to the idea that there's crazy state laws that accommodate lawn-shitting but not by outsiders.
Maybe lawn shitting is okay if you open a fertilizer business.
 
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I don't think the Pentagon generals are playing a very big role in anything. I imagine the largest group is the apparatchiks, followed by journalists, academics, and then spooks in that order.

Well, I think the spooks (and, fwiw, I agree with your order) at least view themselves as being at the top of that pyramid since they're the ones shaping the info the others get. I mean, if they said...idk, Barbados had IRBMs and nuke warheads to put on top, and were ramping up the anti-US rhetoric, just because the director of the NSA wanted a cheap vacation home there, they'd do it to start an invasion, yeah?
 
Clearly a Utah Kiwi needs to explain the intricacies of lawn-shitting laws of the state.
Utah Kiwi here. We're Mormons, not indians. Outside of the shithole that is Salt Lake, the church has proven remarkably resistant to identity politics. The LDS still doesn't allow women to be ordained. You should look up when blacks were finally allowed to be ordained.

Fucking based.
 
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The voting rights vote and nuclear option for the filibuster has been delayed again. Schumer seems to be fucking with the timing.
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They're going to radically change the system of checks and balances while most of the East Coast is asleep? Why I never. So unprecedented. They wouldn't dare.
 
Utah Kiwi here. We're Mormons, not indians. Outside of the shithole that is Salt Lake, the church has proven remarkably resistant to identity politics. The LDS still doesn't allow women to be ordained. You should look up when blacks were finally allowed to be ordained.

Fucking based.
I asked about lawnshitting
 
The voting rights vote and nuclear option for the filibuster has been delayed again. Schumer seems to be fucking with the timing.
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Not a good sign for him. This means he is likely getting more than expected resistance. Possibly the quiet group behind Manchin and Sinema deciding they may too vote against it after the absolute catastrophe that was the Biden presser.
 
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