Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Angry New Ager]

If I had a friend who was disabled—even if it was from doing something stupid as a teenager, where they were clearly at fault—I'd make whatever accommodations they needed.

But when you've eaten your way into being functionally disabled, and continue to eat your way into further impairment, and insist that it's my duty as a friend to accommodate the consequences of your shitty lifestyle choices—fuck you. I just won't invite you.

Alcoholics have enough shame not to request discreet places to vomit, or a comfortable place to pass out. Junkies have enough shame not to request that you only go to restaurants that have private bathrooms they can shoot up in, or that you bring Narcan. Even normal fatties aren't going to make demands like this.

But politicized Cluster B deathfats? This is no different than non-passing AGP troons demanding you see them as women—they're insisting that you need to deny reality, pretend what they're doing is totally legit, and expend whatever effort is necessary to affirm their version of reality is true and good. And if you don't cater to them, or fail to do it well enough? You're a bad person, a trans-/fatphobe, ableist, and probably a racist, too.

 

[theriddler3]

I don't even know where to begin with but the most shocking confession was that they get sore feet because of the constant leaning forward. I understand the mechanics of it but HOW fucking much do you have to hate yourself to eat yourself to such a state?

Also you'll have to rip the armrests from my cold, dead hands, bitches.

I'm sorry, but the leaning forward thing is hilarious. They have to treat regular-ass furniture rated for people up to 250-300 lbs like a cracked, plastic outdoor chair with visible UV damage.

Can you imagine how big a venue would need to be to not only have fat ass furniture everywhere, but also ADA rated 5' passageways so the hambeasts don't get stuck between the guest tables? Fuck off, that would be such a huge expense to appease >1% of the American population, probably less than 2 people (if any) at your wedding, depending on your social circle. Maybe a fat people table could be appropriate like a kids' table, but it's ridiculous to expect the whole venue to cater to a 400+ lber when they likely won't walk anywhere other than to food and the shitter.


Arm rests are also comforting for some people with autism, social anxiety, etc. It can feel more closed in and secure. How ableist of you, J.

Edit: spelling

 

[yoshikage]

Not to derail, but they really ought to call the petite size "short" and just use petite for XXS. I spent years wearing plus sized clothes that had to be hemmed before I realized petite meant short and "plus sized petites" was a thing.

Wasn't that much a waste of time though since "plus sized petites" were pretty much just boring office clothes. I'm sure there's way more now though.

Petite is named as such because they aren't just shorter versions of clothing; they are also smaller in proportions as shorter people tend to be smaller overall. They also have different positioning to deal with how shorter people tend to be (think of narrower shoulders, differently placed leg holes, etc). Simply calling them "short" wouldn't address the full reality of how they are made, and not all XXS wearers are petite.

There are brands that offer short/tall in non-petite clothing for shirts in addition to pants if you seek them out. Compare a S short shirt to a petite S and you will find that the short is sized and cut differently (because the short option pretty much only refers to the overall length of the garment).

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is still going btw:

Love how they make it all me me me me.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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"Gender isn't a thing you feel, it's a thing you are. Checkmake, troons." -- Sonnalee

Oh lord... sonalee lol the fat sex the rapist crossover. This bitch has worse crazy eyes than April Lauren

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(The last I heard this dumb bitch was complaining about Islamophobia. Obviously she's a devout and pious Muslima.)

 

[brooky]

Petite is named as such because they aren't just shorter versions of clothing; they are also smaller in proportions as shorter people tend to be smaller overall. They also have different positioning to deal with how shorter people tend to be (think of narrower shoulders, differently placed leg holes, etc). Simply calling them "short" wouldn't address the full reality of how they are made, and not all XXS wearers are petite.

There are brands that offer short/tall in non-petite clothing for shirts in addition to pants if you seek them out. Compare a S short shirt to a petite S and you will find that the short is sized and cut differently (because the short option pretty much only refers to the overall length of the garment).

I totally know what you mean by the leg holes, etc. This makes sense.

Clothes shopping is so complicated (unless you're able to get everything custom made, I guess.) Sometimes I understand the deathfat frustration with clothes. But as this conversation illustrates, it's complicated for pretty much everyone and you just have to deal and figure out your options. At least a deathfat can lose weight to become a smallfat or even a thin! A very tall or short person can't do anything about their height.

All the things they're requesting in the event space posts would be inappropriate for everyone else. Armless chairs are annoying and uncomfortable. Chairs so big they have to be placed far away from the table equally so. And once again, even worse for short people! What about short fatties who can't reach over their girth, Corissa?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

If I had a friend who was disabled—even if it was from doing something stupid as a teenager, where they were clearly at fault—I'd make whatever accommodations they needed.

But when you've eaten your way into being functionally disabled, and continue to eat your way into further impairment, and insist that it's my duty as a friend to accommodate the consequences of your shitty lifestyle choices—fuck you. I just won't invite you.

Alcoholics have enough shame not to request discreet places to vomit, or a comfortable place to pass out. Junkies have enough shame not to request that you only go to restaurants that have private bathrooms they can shoot up in, or that you bring Narcan. Even normal fatties aren't going to make demands like this.

But politicized Cluster B deathfats? This is no different than non-passing AGP troons demanding you see them as women—they're insisting that you need to deny reality, pretend what they're doing is totally legit, and expend whatever effort is necessary to affirm their version of reality is true and good. And if you don't cater to them, or fail to do it well enough? You're a bad person, a trans-/fatphobe, ableist, and probably a racist, too.

Actual disabled people don't make choices that exacerbate their disability on a daily basis.

 

[M.T. Graves]

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The joke is on all of us, J has been dead for a week and they propped her up on the couch as a decoration.

 

[Cool Dude 69]

I totally know what you mean by the leg holes, etc. This makes sense.

Clothes shopping is so complicated (unless you're able to get everything custom made, I guess.) Sometimes I understand the deathfat frustration with clothes. But as this conversation illustrates, it's complicated for pretty much everyone and you just have to deal and figure out your options. At least a deathfat can lose weight to become a smallfat or even a thin! A very tall or short person can't do anything about their height.

All the things they're requesting in the event space posts would be inappropriate for everyone else. Armless chairs are annoying and uncomfortable. Chairs so big they have to be placed far away from the table equally so. And once again, even worse for short people! What about short fatties who can't reach over their girth, Corissa?

Its really irritating when people as large as Corissa, let alone Jay, whine about clothing options. I know being overweight and obese is common in the US, but being AS obese as Corissa and Jay is pretty rare. At least in that you dont see a bunch of Coco's and Jay's walking around.
What I'm getting at, and I've mentioned this in the Kelly Lenza thread too, people as fat as that are a really small market. If I got shopping at Meijer (they have some lines of clothing at are the same style through all sizes), Medium Sizes through 2XL are usually pretty picked through-- If I pick through a sales rack, its all XXS, S , 3X and 4X.

When you manufacture something, usually the price decreases the more you purchase, or there's flat out minimums. How many people are going to buy 5-7X Garments before that item is out of season or off-trend? Is it going to meet the minimum purchase requirement of the vendor? Doubtful. Its important to understand where things come from and how they get onto shelves and those limitations, before you whinge like a baby that they aren't making things in those sizes. People always bring up how hard it is to draft a pattern or fabric cost with plus size clothing, but the fact is, past that range of sizes its probably not worth anyone's money to make clothes any larger than a 4X (and even 4X is cutting it!). Its not some weird conspiracy of Fat Person Hatred, its that its probably a bad financial move to manufacture clothing that only a handful of people are going to buy.

The thing that really bothers me is how EASY it would be for both of them to lose enough weight for a tangible amount of improvement of their comfort. Either of them could make nominal changes and the weight would melt off pretty quickly, and possibly into Smallfat territory.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

The joke is on all of us, J has been dead for a week and they propped her up on the couch as a decoration.

Weekday at Coco's, the "non-cis" reboot of Weekend at Bernie's.

 

[stupid frog]

Its really irritating when people as large as Corissa, let alone Jay, whine about clothing options. I know being overweight and obese is common in the US, but being AS obese as Corissa and Jay is pretty rare. At least in that you dont see a bunch of Coco's and Jay's walking around.
What I'm getting at, and I've mentioned this in the Kelly Lenza thread too, people as fat as that are a really small market. If I got shopping at Meijer (they have some lines of clothing at are the same style through all sizes), Medium Sizes through 2XL are usually pretty picked through-- If I pick through a sales rack, its all XXS, S , 3X and 4X.

When you manufacture something, usually the price decreases the more you purchase, or there's flat out minimums. How many people are going to buy 5-7X Garments before that item is out of season or off-trend? Is it going to meet the minimum purchase requirement of the vendor? Doubtful. Its important to understand where things come from and how they get onto shelves and those limitations, before you whinge like a baby that they aren't making things in those sizes. People always bring up how hard it is to draft a pattern or fabric cost with plus size clothing, but the fact is, past that range of sizes its probably not worth anyone's money to make clothes any larger than a 4X (and even 4X is cutting it!). Its not some weird conspiracy of Fat Person Hatred, its that its probably a bad financial move to manufacture clothing that only a handful of people are going to buy.

The thing that really bothers me is how EASY it would be for both of them to lose enough weight for a tangible amount of improvement of their comfort. Either of them could make nominal changes and the weight would melt off pretty quickly, and possibly into Smallfat territory.

ok but consider how all you mentioned is capitalisms fault

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

But will every SJW woman be non binary or trans in a decade?

So I was recently a professional tard wrangler and I picked up the school newspaper once. It had all of the staff in the back. Like ten kids, half male, half female. Only one of the females had she/her pronouns, the rest were NB. Zoomers are fully pozzed but its fine because their kids will think the trans shit is super uncool. I hope...

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The tipping forward thing explains why their dining chairs have these weird-ass angled seats. And why they're the depth a normal person would find comfortable for curling up in rather than for sitting up straight at the table and eating. They're also really low so that the extra inches of sitting height that they gain through sheer fat can still fit under the table.

 

[just some jerk]

I'm sort of surprised their stomachs can fit under the table. Like the fat doesn't push the table off its legs. Maybe the weight of the food holds the table down.

 

[theriddler3]

The tipping forward thing explains why their dining chairs have these weird-ass angled seats. And why they're the depth a normal person would find comfortable for curling up in rather than for sitting up straight at the table and eating. They're also really low so that the extra inches of sitting height that they gain through sheer fat can still fit under the table.

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The table is just for looks anyways. Any time these two eat on camera, it's in front of the TV on the couch, in their weird living room thing, in bed, or in front of the computer on the supermassive desk chair.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J yearns to leave her dungeon:

 

[theriddler3]

J yearns to leave her dungeon:
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Are these people 5? They're essentially asking for chaperones at someone else's wedding. If you don't know the couple well enough to know who you could ask for assistance, just don't go. Don't try to inconvenience someone who gave you a pity invite or a distant relative on a super stressful day.

 

[just some jerk]

J yearns to leave her dungeon:
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I would like to see them fly to Japan in participate in a tea ceremony.

I'm not sure they could handle the geography of Asia considering they could barely comprehend the northeastern states.

 

[Constellationzero]

Are these people 5? They're essentially asking for chaperones at someone else's wedding. If you don't know the couple well enough to know who you could ask for assistance, just don't go. Don't try to inconvenience someone who gave you a pity invite or a distant relative on a super stressful day.

But then, how can either pachyderm make the wedded couple's day all about THEM instead? Think, for once, of the pachyderms!!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I would like to see them fly to Japan in participate in a tea ceremony.

I'm not sure they could handle the geography of Asia considering they could barely comprehend the northeastern states.

Oh god they would not be able to fit anywhere, even a typical hotel room. Though the idea of Juliana in a capsule hotel “room” is pretty funny to me. I’m just thinking of Mr Incredible being too fat to go through a chute