Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[AncientPhosphur]

She doesn't realise how much of a self-own this is:
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Come on guys letting your husband, sorry, forever fiancé bang prostitutes and knock up other people’s wives is BASED and TRAD. That’s why he’s going to Lisbon to bang underaged prostitutes in a TRAD city with TRAD architecture while the woman sits at home pregnant.

Do you guys even know how to be trad?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I do wonder what pedsu does when Ralph goes looking for mentally deranged minors to groom every other week.

I imagine she's at subway making sandwiches

 

[The First Fag]

It’s as if this thirsty retarded bitch doesn’t realize she’s dating, engaged to, and impregnated by Ethan fucking Ralph. Her privileges to clown on anyone else have been permanently revoked. If I had Photoshop I’d make that a dunce cap:

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This bitch looks like Kraven from Underworld. Is this bitch really a tranny? Cuz if so, I believe it.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Going full trad.

It also makes me sad that people actual fall for it.

"God bless, you want to make a sandwich."

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Going full trad.

It also makes me sad that people actual fall for it.

"God bless, you want to make a sandwich."

TradJack85 sounds like a fuckin' winner. Let's hope that poor woman is able to escape his basement.

 

[Wyzzerd]

TradJack85 sounds like a fuckin' winner. Let's hope that poor woman is able to escape his basement.

Don't be silly. Crusty bodypillows are not people and thus cannot escape the horror.

"My wife doesn't do social media" is the new "My canadian girlfriend who is totally a model just can't come to prom"

 

[NashiNashi]

Going full trad.

It also makes me sad that people actual fall for it.

"God bless, you want to make a sandwich."
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…Domesticated like a once wild horse?

Spoiler

This is the best I could come up with. I’ll take the puzzle pieces now.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Bruh do you not think about what you're going to make for dinner that night at some point in the day

Its called being prepared, not trad

 

[Wyzzerd]

I can't wait for all the jokes Ralph will make at May's expense when he dumps her and runs away from guntling #2. He will make all our horse jokes look tame in comparison.

 

[GaryGrey]

https://twitter.com/sadNtrad/status/1483988077538422789
May again proving she is as much of a home cook as being a Subway employee makes her a chef. Hopefully she is not serving him over 1/2 pound of pork and that is there for plating. Not sure why anyone would post what is the most basic of "home cooking" which is a stretch to call it that. A nice cheap vacuum sealed piece of the finest Tyson tube tenderloin. Seasoned with garlic, rosemary, and other basic spices. Cooked only to the best 155+ degrees for dry melt in your mouth flavor. Next to that is mashed potatoes which could be instant or home made topped with a healthy portion of packages shredded cheese (Calcium wont save Ralph's liver). Finally a toss salad so good it wasn't shown (probably because it is a salad kit). May now has the cooking skills of an 18 year old bachelor trying to impress a date with his cooking skills. Ralph flaunts all this money and he can't even give May enough to buy meat from the meat counter.

 

[Christorian X]

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Is this confirmed cannibalism? He's already drinking bourbon made of corn and now he's eating family...

 

[veri]

https://twitter.com/sadNtrad/status/1483988077538422789
May again proving she is as much of a home cook as being a Subway employee makes her a chef. Hopefully she is not serving him over 1/2 pound of pork and that is there for plating. Not sure why anyone would post what is the most basic of "home cooking" which is a stretch to call it that. A nice cheap vacuum sealed piece of the finest Tyson tube tenderloin. Seasoned with garlic, rosemary, and other basic spices. Cooked only to the best 155+ degrees for dry melt in your mouth flavor. Next to that is mashed potatoes which could be instant or home made topped with a healthy portion of packages shredded cheese (Calcium wont save Ralph's liver). Finally a toss salad so good it wasn't shown (probably because it is a salad kit). May now has the cooking skills of an 18 year old bachelor trying to impress a date with his cooking skills. Ralph flaunts all this money and he can't even give May enough to buy meat from the meat counter.
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wow may you’ve really outdone yourself! i thought your cooking couldn’t get any more revolting but you really did it

 

[instythot]

https://twitter.com/sadNtrad/status/1483988077538422789
May again proving she is as much of a home cook as being a Subway employee makes her a chef. Hopefully she is not serving him over 1/2 pound of pork and that is there for plating. Not sure why anyone would post what is the most basic of "home cooking" which is a stretch to call it that. A nice cheap vacuum sealed piece of the finest Tyson tube tenderloin. Seasoned with garlic, rosemary, and other basic spices. Cooked only to the best 155+ degrees for dry melt in your mouth flavor. Next to that is mashed potatoes which could be instant or home made topped with a healthy portion of packages shredded cheese (Calcium wont save Ralph's liver). Finally a toss salad so good it wasn't shown (probably because it is a salad kit). May now has the cooking skills of an 18 year old bachelor trying to impress a date with his cooking skills. Ralph flaunts all this money and he can't even give May enough to buy meat from the meat counter.
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Who in the fuck serves a dry cut of meat like a tenderloin cooked well done like that (obviously not braised) without a sauce? This horse sure is lucky that Ralph is perfectly content with a plate of unseasoned steak

Also, isn't it rather poor form to serve pork to a pig?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Couldn't even take the silverskin off huh?

 

[Wyzzerd]

That meal makes me feel depressed. It's something you make after coming home from your grandmas funeral or the day after you get dumped by a cute girl. You don't even want to eat it because you're not hungry anymore but you do because you can't just throw it out.

She didn't even melt the cheese by stirring it in the potatoes in the pot. It's so sad.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

You know your a shitty fiancee when your fiancee leaves the state and even the country leaving you barefoot and pregnant with allergic reactions and spent a whole show talking about raping another man's wife because of her infertility. He wouldn't even spend new years with you pantsu.

 

[Zilch]

This is the kind of shit thatd get most women completely disliked and disgusted by all there peers. Ask yourself this, what woman have you ever met would proudly proclaim to support there husbands/fiancée impregnanting women to own others? Ludicrous

She's so desperate for his approval. He obviously can't stand her, he can't get away fast enough.
Maybe he's hoping she'll eventually get fed up and she'll leave on her own.
The harder she tries the less he likes her.
I would imagine in the beginning he was really nice to her and gave her all the attention she wanted because she was shiny and new; but the novelty has worn off and he's on to the next thot.
If Meigh weren't a steaming pile of shit I would almost feel sorry for her but she's a victim of her own decisions.

And let's face it, Meigh has never fit in with girls. She was definitely the gawky weird girl in HS who probably gave head so boys would like her.
This is the behavior I would expect to see from our equine friend.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Who in the fuck serves a dry cut of meat like a tenderloin cooked well done like that (obviously not braised) without a sauce?

Who cares how well it's cooked? He's just going to drown it in ketchup anyway.

Maybe he's hoping she'll eventually get fed up and she'll leave on her own.

You can't just shart babies into people and then hope they'll go away.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You know your a shitty fiancee when your fiancee leaves the state and even country leaving barefoot and pregnant with allergic reactions and spent a whole show talking about raping another man's wife because of her infertility. He wouldn't even spend new years with you pantsu.

Looks like we were right all along. There's very much trouble in paradise.

 

[electric mouse]

What is “a toss salad”, Meigh? Did you serve that with an “ice tea”?

(I know, I know: Grammar is a nitpick, there were several other errors in the Tweet, and I should just be in awe that Meigh can use a keyboard and understand English at all, what with the hooves and being a horse.)