Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Captain Autism69]

Eeeer Episode 4....Wut?
Ok Boba gets Slave 1 Boba Fatts Starship back, noice, there's a stupid scene with him chasing a rabbit, then he goes to the Sarlac pitt to look for his armour, is attacked by a monster in the pit, and yellow fever saves the day while Fett tugs his joystick. Also, he's apparently been out there for 'years'.

There's ONE Boba moment where he goes all Full Metal Jacket on a bunch of biker dudes, gunning them down from Slave 1
In the modern day, Boba tries to unite the crime lord mafia types, but gets cucked, he hires niggerwookie, and? did he do anything else?

 

[The Valeyard]

"This was probably my second favourite episode after episode 2. There was so much that happened in this one and so many little easter eggs that a lot of you might not have noticed, and if you did my hats off to you."

13:14 "I think the rest of the season is going to be an absolute banger, I'm really excited for it. I think Boba will go to Mandalore and get Din Djarin to join him, I hope he doesn't just call him up or get in touch with the guild to get in touch with Din Djarin. I want to see live-action Mandalore and all the mandos to join in, including Bo-Katan."

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

"This was probably my second favourite episode after episode 2. There was so much that happened in this one and so many little easter eggs that a lot of you might not have noticed, and if you did my hats off to you."

13:14 "I think the rest of the season is going to be an absolute banger, I'm really excited for it. I think Boba will go to Mandalore and get Din Djarin to join him, I hope he doesn't just call him up or get in touch with the guild to get in touch with Din Djarin. I want to see live-action Mandalore and all the mandos to join in, including Bo-Katan."

Who watches these videos ? I’m genuinely curious who this garbage content appeals to.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Trying to unfuck Filoni fanfic is a futile endeavor. Hey, let me ask you. How long do you think the Clone Wars was?

For literally everybody else it was three years. But for George's gopher it was closer to six.

You know, that whole three year long galactic war is something that I find hard to see happening in Filoni's Clone Wars. There are just so many conflicts happening that I'm surprised any of the characters have time to rest. Actually three years just feels too short in general. We are talking about a war that pushed the Galactic Republic to the point that they gave up their freedoms to become an empire, stretched the jedi out so much that they could be wiped out by Order 66, and stigmatize the use of droids that bartenders on Tatooine were banning them entry into their establishments.

Feels like it ought to be a decade at most.

Good point. 3 years for something like the Clone Wars in general (counting the films at least) is way too short, it's even more ridiculous if you're counting Filoni Wars.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that the time period between Attack of the clones and Revenge of the Sith feels to short. The passage of time between the films in general feel weird like am I supposed to believe old man Obi-Wan in A New Hope is supposed to be 57?

 

[starborn427614]

It's a real shame that the schizophrenic formatting of Boba is dulling the better parts of it (his and Fennec's banter, everything typically Boba-esque like mowing down the Niktos) and making the iffy parts like the Mods stand out all the more. The script definitely needed a second pass. Maybe do all the flashback stuff at once over the first few episodes and have the second and third acts be purely present-day.

 

[Kup]

"This was probably my second favourite episode after episode 2. There was so much that happened in this one and so many little easter eggs that a lot of you might not have noticed, and if you did my hats off to you."

13:14 "I think the rest of the season is going to be an absolute banger, I'm really excited for it. I think Boba will go to Mandalore and get Din Djarin to join him, I hope he doesn't just call him up or get in touch with the guild to get in touch with Din Djarin. I want to see live-action Mandalore and all the mandos to join in, including Bo-Katan."

It’s too much to hope that Fett would have a bro moment where he preemptively kills Bo-Katan to prevent her from attempting to take that sword.

They could homage Jango killing Zam.

 

[Adamska]

It’s too much to hope that Fett would have a bro moment where he preemptively kills Bo-Katan to prevent her from attempting to take that sword.

They could homage Jango killing Zam.

Hahahahaha

Dave killing one of his shitty OCs ever, especially when it's v. a classic character. What a joke. It's almost as good as the stupid fuckers in here who thought Disney could and had a chance of not raping Boba Fett into Blorba Fatt. Not with their attitude to the franchise and competence level.

 

[Kup]

Hahahahaha

Dave killing one of his shitty OCs ever, especially when it's v. a classic character. What a joke. It's almost as good as the stupid fuckers in here who thought Disney could and had a chance of not raping Boba Fett into Blorba Fatt. Not with their attitude to the franchise and competence level.

“Nah man, Dave is /ourguy/ he totally knows what he’s doing, saviour of Star Wars. Don’t you know he made CLONE WARS?!”

Preaching to the converted, I’m being hopeful. It won’t happen of course, Boba is going to be shat on from this point onward. But I still remain hopeful, I remain hopeful and shitpost. That’s my cope.

 

[The Valeyard]

7:52 “From time to time I share rumours with you guys that I get from my Hollywood spies and then some of you complain after a short while that they haven’t come true yet. Well first of all they’re rumours so rumours sometimes are inaccurate which is why I state they’re rumours and not fact, I simply don’t know in a lot of these cases but we’re seeing now that lots of times the rumours prove to be accurate but it takes us months or even years to realise it”

8:30 “For example, erasing the Disney Sequel Trilogy is going to take even longer to be completed and realised publicly since it’s being handled over multiple series but that erasure is happening even as we speak. Indeed Boba Fett surviving and Luke taking Grogu as his student have already changed history but we won’t see the fruits of that for another year or two at least. The point being when dealing with Hollywood rumours some patience is required because I’m bringing you info that may take years to be confirmed”

 

[Kramer on the phone]

late as hell to the starcruiser discussion but I'm gonna sperg anyway.

Spoiler: autistic sperging

As it has been said the price is stupidly high, forget the LARPing aspect for a minute, everything looks so cheap, and the itinerary doesn't sound very exciting especially since the place is expected to be full of people, for example apparently at one point I would get to man the bridge controls or some shit, but for that high of a price I would expect at least some say 10 minute long interactive game where I sit on the captain's char and push the buttons and see the shields activate, use the hyper drive and have the chair move or something to simulate the effect, maybe fire at an imperial ship, but since this is gonna be full of people I'm most likely just gonna go press two buttons and then move quickly because the next in line is losing his patience, and because of the whole itinerary you know this won't have me wait hours in line so the guy currently at the bridge gets to have fun.
The mandatory laser tag game in the middle of the night may sound cool on paper to some, but getting woken up in the middle of the night is not fun, or at least not my idea of fun.
And for the price they charge There better be Twi 'lek hookers

Sometimes I go on /x/ to laugh at the schizo threads, back in I think was 2016, there was a thread where an anon claimed to work for an "Elite entertainment/Make-believe" company" he said that the rich elites supposedly pay a shit ton of money to engage in LARP, he mentioned that he was once paid by a US senator to stage a fake kidnapping and then "recreate the testicle torture scene" from Casino Royale. Maybe there is some truth to what that anon was saying.

thats different, a LARP like that sounds better than say beating each other with PVC wrapped in ducttape. i remember some cracked article about a similar thing, companies that do cheap versions of "The Game"

While this speaks to a general trend, it also reveals something about Disney and Pop culture narratives in general.

That is having "bad" or "amoral" protagonists is simply out of most people's conceptual imagination. Heroes have to be good, because the role of the hero is for the audience to project their own yearnings, beliefs, and expectations onto them. A villainous protagonist simply can't comport with their need to see themselves (or whatever ideal of themselves in their own minds) onto the narrative.

A ruthless amoral protagonist would legit be interesting, especially in SW (the only examples I think of are probably Malgus, Bane and Zannah, and maybe some other Legends content here and there)-that would freshen things up, but Disney is congenitally incapable of that.

As an aside, making the show about the poor oppressed indigenous Tuskens is somehow exactly what I expected from the intersectional tumblrinas that make up Disney's "creative team".

I've been thinking about this as well, between this and Ted Lasso; there seems to be a massive dumbing down of pop culture. and i have a theory as to why; people whine about the DNC not doing any post-mortem after the 2016 election and i think what actually happened is that they did, but just never published the findings.

What they found out is that pop culture influenced the rise of trump, as referenced here https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about

Trump's rhetoric was just him saying the same shit they themselves have convinced people of for the last half century. Beyond that his persona really was that of an Anti-hero, he was the Dr.House of politics, he didn't have decorum but he did have the truth. Even his Queens swagger was only tolerated because MTV was shoving Run DMC down people's throats. "Wu-Tang/Trump IS FOR THE CHILDREN YKNOWWHATIMEAN"

And thats why pop culture has massively toned down the grey/grey morality or anti-hero hard-on it had a decade ago. We went from Thrawn to "Yo Momma" jokes. the EU doesn't matter for the same reason plot continuity doesn't matter on Ed,Edd,&Eddy.

Same reason the Book of Bob seems more childish than Rebels or Clone Wars. instead of having the entertainment that leads to questioning power and believing in the truth even if its coming from a dickhead. we have childrens tv for adults.

Again Ted Lasso wouldn't have been allowed on the fucking Disney channel back in 2007 without every comedian openly mocking it and saying the creator's children should be raped repeatedly. But now its the "best shoah evah" according to our child based culture.

Its also why the villians can't be villanous anymore, but have to be MoJojoJo-esque silly instead. our jew-media can't handle actual villians anymore so the goyim can't either. Remember the backlash to apocolpyse choking a woman (and making her cum) 6 years ago?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

7:52 “From time to time I share rumours with you guys that I get from my Hollywood spies and then some of you complain after a short while that they haven’t come true yet. Well first of all they’re rumours so rumours sometimes are inaccurate which is why I state they’re rumours and not fact, I simply don’t know in a lot of these cases but we’re seeing now that lots of times the rumours prove to be accurate but it takes us months or even years to realise it”

8:30 “For example, erasing the Disney Sequel Trilogy is going to take even longer to be completed and realised publicly since it’s being handled over multiple series but that erasure is happening even as we speak. Indeed Boba Fett surviving and Luke taking Grogu as his student have already changed history but we won’t see the fruits of that for another year or two at least. The point being when dealing with Hollywood rumours some patience is required because I’m bringing you info that may take years to be confirmed”

Good thing to know Doomcuck has offically come out and made a 14 minute video that can be summarized as "Dude trust me bro"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The more I don't watch Doomcuck, the better.

 

[Ghostse]

Who watches these videos ? I’m genuinely curious who this garbage content appeals to.

Copium fiends looking to justify their coomsumerism.

"This heroin stuff is awful. It makes you feel like shit and destroys your life and your body. Who would watch buy this?"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt that the time period between Attack of the clones and Revenge of the Sith feels to short. The passage of time between the films in general feel weird like am I supposed to believe old man Obi-Wan in A New Hope is supposed to be 57?

I agree with you. CW was way too compressed, even if you want to count the simmering slap-fights in the Rim a-la TPM.

Again, I think the prequels get a lot more shit than they deserve as great movies but flawed movies, and one of them is the issue with making arbitrary time periods makes something the sounds good, but when you go and dig it into the timeline, it doesn't really work.

(You run into the same issue with Apocalyptic fiction, where 50 years is both really recent in terms of Radiation/Ecology but makes teenagers at the time of the war now pushing 70.)

 

[Michael Wade]

It's a real shame that the schizophrenic formatting of Boba is dulling the better parts of it (his and Fennec's banter, everything typically Boba-esque like mowing down the Niktos) and making the iffy parts like the Mods stand out all the more. The script definitely needed a second pass. Maybe do all the flashback stuff at once over the first few episodes and have the second and third acts be purely present-day.

I can see a fan edit making the series a lot better. I would cut the shit out of all the flashbacks and literally just start the 1st episode with Fett finding Fennec. Overlapping a quick flashback scene while he's telling her what happened to him and boom. Ive just told in 5 mins what it took half of 3 episodes. Cut out all the bullshit, trim/edit boba's lines and the series would be a lot more pleasurable.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

So I haven’t watched any episodes of this show but…did they really put this weaboo Thundercat in this show?

 

[Ishtar]

thats different, a LARP like that sounds better than say beating each other with PVC wrapped in ducttape. i remember some cracked article about a similar thing, companies that do cheap versions of "The Game"
I've been thinking about this as well, between this and Ted Lasso; there seems to be a massive dumbing down of pop culture. and i have a theory as to why; people whine about the DNC not doing any post-mortem after the 2016 election and i think what actually happened is that they did, but just never published the findings.

What they found out is that pop culture influenced the rise of trump, as referenced here https://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about

Trump's rhetoric was just him saying the same shit they themselves have convinced people of for the last half century. Beyond that his persona really was that of an Anti-hero, he was the Dr.House of politics, he didn't have decorum but he did have the truth. Even his Queens swagger was only tolerated because MTV was shoving Run DMC down people's throats. "Wu-Tang/Trump IS FOR THE CHILDREN YKNOWWHATIMEAN"

And thats why pop culture has massively toned down the grey/grey morality or anti-hero hard-on it had a decade ago. We went from Thrawn to "Yo Momma" jokes. the EU doesn't matter for the same reason plot continuity doesn't matter on Ed,Edd,&Eddy.

Same reason the Book of Bob seems more childish than Rebels or Clone Wars. instead of having the entertainment that leads to questioning power and believing in the truth even if its coming from a dickhead. we have childrens tv for adults.

Again Ted Lasso wouldn't have been allowed on the fucking Disney channel back in 2007 without every comedian openly mocking it and saying the creator's children should be raped repeatedly. But now its the "best shoah evah" according to our child based culture.

Its also why the villians can't be villanous anymore, but have to be MoJojoJo-esque silly instead. our jew-media can't handle actual villians anymore so the goyim can't either. Remember the backlash to apocolpyse choking a woman (and making her cum) 6 years ago?

“Don't message me saying all those things I listed are wrong. I know they're wrong. Or rather, I think they're wrong, because I now live in a blue county and work for a blue industry. I know the Good Old Days of the past were built on slavery and segregation, I know that entire categories of humanity experienced religion only as a boot on their neck. I know that those "traditional families" involved millions of women trapped in kitchens and bad marriages. I know gays lived in fear and abortions were back-alley affairs.”

Amazing, he completely acknowledges everything ruralites say is fundamentally true in the paragraph above this paragraph, and then says “well but that’s racism” because the person knows their audience.

But I agree with you, having actual villains or competent heroes is…in some circles seen as a threat. Either when the villains are cool and competent and happen to wear Hugo boss costumes(this really makes the little Tribe uneasy) or when heroes are truly masculine, selfless and capable men of action and maturity.

Which reminds the soyjak consumers of an ideal they utterly fail to measure up to.

 

[Kup]

“Don't message me saying all those things I listed are wrong. I know they're wrong. Or rather, I think they're wrong, because I now live in a blue county and work for a blue industry. I know the Good Old Days of the past were built on slavery and segregation, I know that entire categories of humanity experienced religion only as a boot on their neck. I know that those "traditional families" involved millions of women trapped in kitchens and bad marriages. I know gays lived in fear and abortions were back-alley affairs.”

Amazing, he completely acknowledges everything ruralites say is fundamentally true in the paragraph above this paragraph, and then says “well but that’s racism” because the person knows their audience.

But I agree with you, having actual villains or competent heroes is…in some circles seen as a threat. Either when the villains are cool and competent and happen to wear Hugo boss costumes(this really makes the little Tribe uneasy) or when heroes are truly masculine, selfless and capable men of action and maturity.

Which reminds the soyjak consumers of an ideal they utterly fail to measure up to.

I have an image that sums up the current problem perfectly, both with the show and what you described.

One is the man they want you to like, looks like the original but upon closer inspection isn’t, he’s a weak man living in someone else’s glory, a cheap “evergreen” copy sold to the public. Incompetent.

The other is what you want, a man who takes charge, projects masculinity, isn’t afraid to speak his mind, lives by his own rules and kills anyone who gets in his way. Competent in a word.

Boba fucking kills this pretender btw.

 

[Adamska]

7:52 “From time to time I share rumours with you guys that I get from my Hollywood spies and then some of you complain after a short while that they haven’t come true yet. Well first of all they’re rumours so rumours sometimes are inaccurate which is why I state they’re rumours and not fact, I simply don’t know in a lot of these cases but we’re seeing now that lots of times the rumours prove to be accurate but it takes us months or even years to realise it”

Correction: Doomcock IS a Hollyweird spy who feeds old and previously leaked data and actual bullshit to get fandom menace watchers to hatewatch and CONSOOOM and also avoid losing their Disney+ subs. This is why he rejects any actual leakers who went to him personally beyond /tv/ and other 4chan boards plus subreddits, why he tries to leech into as many people in this group to feed his shitty leaks to, and why he keeps making up excuses to deny that Star Wars is dead, full of faggots, and why you should just walk away.

There's a reason why even though he said "without respect, we reject" and "apathy is death", his tagline is "stay angry". He openly wants you to care because he's a paid shill, just of a different type. More the glowie disguised as a neo-nazi than the collider fake fan.

8:30 “For example, erasing the Disney Sequel Trilogy is going to take even longer to be completed and realised publicly since it’s being handled over multiple series but that erasure is happening even as we speak. Indeed Boba Fett surviving and Luke taking Grogu as his student have already changed history but we won’t see the fruits of that for another year or two at least. The point being when dealing with Hollywood rumours some patience is required because I’m bringing you info that may take years to be confirmed”

It's dirt simple. Declare it not canon and just bin them as the "What if" Trilogy. Then make a show or two on D+ to keep on life support as you set up for a revival and eventually release a movie that ignores what happened last time set in the far future. Fucking Sony can do it with Ghostbusters, as much as I goddamn hate that movie for the usage of Ramis' corpse as a puppet and fake attempt to pretend they respect him.

That he's trying to build hope even as Dave borrows from Disney canon is why I believe he's a blackflag op by Disney designed to spread disinfo and keep them watching. Just like those two stupid mod accounts they're too retarded to use right since 24/7 activity is impossible for people without dying.

 

[Creep3r]

Who watches these videos ? I’m genuinely curious who this garbage content appeals to.

What I found most weird is that SWT's videos had been in the gutter and barely getting views lately even when he shilled extra hard for Disney or spoke out against them in clickbait gimmicks, yet the minute he went into Aphra and Black Chewbacca overdrive he's been getting a drastic increase in activity since then despite Aphra's comics selling like dog shit, which makes me suspect that either this is a pr stunt or youtube is inflating the likes and numbers on behalf of Disney. Also it will never cease bugging me how he and many other idiots keep claiming Aphra and her pet black wookiee are old school legacy characters from pre-Disney or claiming that referencing these characters is proof that Doomcock is right about Filoni slowly retconning Disney shit, despite that Aphra is the most disneycentric piece of media there is, right down to wokeness and obnoxious sequel references, with the recent Marvel comics even featuring the assassin that will kill Rey's parents (his name is Orochimaru or some gay shit) in almost every issue they pump out as a major antagonist that even outranks Vader on Palpatine's list.

By the way, meet Vader and Orochi's new diversity task force in the comics, the Revengers™! (this is actually their name...) Together they will fight that evil Crimson Dawn that Maul started! JFC Complete with a hulking tranny of ambiguous race. Who needs Vader's Fist of elite stormtroopers when you can have your own team of tumblr rejects with two token aliens (one of which looks to be a weequay tranny too or just ugly as sin) to show just how inclusive Vader is!

Also speaking of garbage content, there's like dozens of "OHMIGOSH LOOK AT THESE CLICKBAIT EASTER EGGS" videos all over youtube now for this shit, and unsurprisingly every "easter egg" is just a reference to Filoni Wars or something else Filoni made, or at the very least the prequels.

Also if these bullshit thumbnails are anything to go by, they're implying that the twilek character in Boba Fart is a cousin to Filoni's green twilek from Aladdin's Rebels, as if the universe wasn't small enough as it is, probably because Filoni plans to bring more of his OCs into the show. There's also been a trending "e-girl" video floating around explaining twilek "biology" using only Filoni Wars as a reference to prove that this twilek in the show is the same "hybrid" twilek from a Filoni Wars episode.

Everything is literally just a Filoni Wars spinoff more than a star wars spinoff these days, and people eat it up because of Ahsoka boner nostalgia.

 

[Adamska]

That increase in activity is almost certainly LFL botnetting, the Cook Book of Blorba Fatt peripherals due to Coldsteel the Wookie, or retards hoping he'd shit on them IMO.

Her comics struggle to net over 20k nowadays they can't suckle off of Vader no more and they had to reboot her she's that unpopular.