US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Looks like major media is done with the Ukraine fuck-up and now is just going full long knife.

Fact check: A look at Biden's first year in false claims

When President Joe Biden passingly said in a voting rights speech last week that he had been "arrested" in the context of the civil rights movement -- even suggesting this had happened more than once -- it was a classic Biden false claim: an anecdote about his past for which there is no...

www.cnn.com

Seems like everyone wants this dude out now. Man, I bet all those rude tweets in the past look awesome compared to the worst economic recovery and diplomatic fuck-ups of all time. Guess it didn't help that China is not really hounding journalists anymore and that it realized star wars and marvel movies are gay as fuck.

 

[Salubrious]

On the topic of who will face Trump come 2024, What are the odds the Dems will let Bernie actually have his run?

They know it's poison, but that's the point. Let the progressives take the L. Bernie is also really good at grassroots fundraising from younger types. He can go hard on those sad people greatly underwater on predatory Federal Student Loans, try to wring them out one last time, and funnel that money down the ballot. The same scam he ran the last two times, but all the way to November.

I know a lot has changed in the past year, but I feel like if Dems were going to just "take the L", they would have done it in 2020.

They have NO incentive to take an L (intentionally) any more. They have played their hand, and the public is PISSED. If Trump or DeSantis get into power in 2024, the country is going to stay right for at least the next 8 years, 12 if Trump wins 2024 and DeSantis wins 2028. Kiss all their CRT and woke bullshit goodbye.

If Trump was President right now, the Dems could still play the "everything would be better if the Dems ran everything" card. They can't play that card now because the public (and especially Independent voters) have seen that everything was objectively better in 2019 than 2021 even factoring out COVID.

 

[Some Badger]

Branch COVIDians would revolt.

And what the fuck are they gonna do, quit their jobs in protest? Lord knows there’s enough people, vaccinated or not, to fill in the labor gaps. The frothing at the mouth pro-mandate crowd seems to be largely concentrated online from what I can gather. Regular people with jobs and households to take care of don’t like being inconvenienced with excessive public health measures that solve nothing.

I can’t imagine restaurant owners and venues in Boston, Chicago, NYC etcetera are happy that they have to enforce vaccine mandates cause refusing customers cuts into their profits, and with inflation spiking coupled with the exorbitantly high cost of living and omicron being a big nothingburger, I can’t imagine many of them will be sad to see the mandates go.

The pushback to the feds telling blue states they can’t enforce vax mandates anymore would be coming from the people you would expect: aging liberals with office jobs or careers in academia, TikTok nurses, local politicians drunk on power, the list goes on.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This is why I think the DNC has no intentions of "25thing" Biden.

I was right with you in December 2020 - Biden was the pawn to put Kamala in place because Kamala couldn't even get 5% support in her own state.

The problem is that the DNC either by accident or cabal design, have made ZERO attempts to position Kamala as PotUS. In fact, Kamala is worse off now than she was 12 months ago. Not only have they not built her up, but at points they have purposely either pushed her to the background or set her up to fail (although let's be real she would have failed anyway.)

I think the DNC is Ridin' wit' Biden by choice at this point. I don't think there are any plans whatsoever to replace him with Kamala, even now.

I disagree, they have tried..except Kamala is so terrible that any time she sticks her head out everyone is reminded how much they hate her.

 

[Kane Lives]

And what the fuck are they gonna do, quit their jobs in protest? Lord knows there’s enough people, vaccinated or not, to fill in the labor gaps. The frothing at the mouth pro-mandate crowd seems to be largely concentrated online from what I can gather. Regular people with jobs and households to take care of don’t like being inconvenienced with excessive public health measures that solve nothing.

I can’t imagine restaurant owners and venues in Boston, Chicago, NYC etcetera are happy that they have to enforce vaccine mandates cause refusing customers cuts into their profits, and with inflation spiking coupled with the exorbitantly high cost of living and omicron being a big nothingburger, I can’t imagine many of them will be sad to see the mandates go.

The pushback to the feds telling blue states they can’t enforce vax mandates anymore would be coming from the people you would expect: aging liberals with office jobs or careers in academia, TikTok nurses, local politicians drunk on power, the list goes on.

While I don't think the economic impact of the Branch Covidians is actually all that large, you have to remember that this is already a delicate situation for the economy. It's not inconceivable that any tantruming from these people will the final straw that finally breaks the economic and send it spiralling into depression.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I disagree, they have tried..except Kamala is so terrible that any time she sticks her head out everyone is reminded how much they hate her.

Even MSM is like "You dun goof, bro." lol - It's almost comical how terrible this is.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I disagree, they have tried..except Kamala is so terrible that any time she sticks her head out everyone is reminded how much they hate her.

That whole "Mexico Border" fiasco still sticks out like a sore thumb.

 

[Back me up!]

While I don't think the economic impact of the Branch Covidians is actually all that large, you have to remember that this is already a delicate situation for the economy. It's not inconceivable that any tantruming from these people will the final straw that finally breaks the economic and send it spiralling into depression.

I actually WANT it to happen since a bunch of Branch Covidians are teachers and the sooner teachers get purged the better. Virginia is a absolute shitshow right now with the up coming Gov Order.

Virginia Teachers Threaten To Bully Maskless Children - Washington Free Beacon

Several Virginia public school teachers threatened to resist Republican governor Glenn Youngkin's executive order that allows parents to choose if their child wears a mask at school.

freebeacon.com

And its not like Gov Youngkin is saying you have to remove your mask, just that kids parents get to decided if they wear a mask or not.

 

[tehpope]

I'm still on page 4040, so please forgive me if this has been said.

Biden was thrown to the wolves in that conference because he's out. When Kamala comes in, she will end covid (following the Brits) and declared something about how it was racist that we left black people out (following on from South African sentiments). Kamala ends covid and unites races, her numbers sky rocket.

I agree with everything but that last statement. Her numbers are gonna be like Bidens. She's an unlikeable bitch. Even if she does everything in her power to unify the country, the cracks are too big to fix with banaids. You're gonna need someone who both the left and right like to heal the country. And at this time, I don't think that's happening. The left sowed racial strife. They're gonna reap the whirlwind. The media can lie about how everything is lovey dovey, but it won't make it true. It's like training a dog to bite everyone and then reversing course when they're 10 years old.

 

[What the shit]

On the topic of who will face Trump come 2024, What are the odds the Dems will let Bernie actually have his run?

Highly doubt it. The DNC has bullshitted him twice. They'll shit out another figurehead which they feel is best for their interests.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That whole "Mexico Border" fiasco still sticks out like a sore thumb.

She is just Discount Hillary Clinton, Hillary road her Husband's Coattails to power, and in any situation it was just her on her own merits people realized how much they disliked her.

Kamala is just like that..without Billy to carry her.

 

[Ruin]

I disagree with the people saying Bernie couldn't run his scam for a third time. Redditors and Breadtubers are fucking idiots and would absolutely donate their disability checks if he ran.

 

[Josterman]

This guy really needs a more positive attitude. Biden's had a historically great first year in office, and Trump will be arrested for treason soon and spend the rest of his life in a federal prison. With all the good news, why is he such a grouch all the time?

Because the guy is legit insane I’m mean no joke

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I disagree with the people saying Bernie couldn't run his scam for a third time. Redditors and Breadtubers are fucking idiots and would absolutely donate their disability checks if he ran.

Bernie could entirely run his scam for the third time, he needs a new vacation home on Mars.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I disagree with the people saying Bernie couldn't run his scam for a third time. Redditors and Breadtubers are fucking idiots and would absolutely donate their disability checks if he ran.

"I'm so broke from my student loans! SHIT! SHITTT! DOUCHE CANOON! DOUCH-CICLE! SHIT! Anyways, I gotta live like a peasant just because of them. This time, I really am going to donate 90% of my paycheck to Bernie to get that debt relief. Also, I make sure to donate to Gamer Grumps and Bella with what spare cash I can find."

 

[Josterman]

a shitty dem talks about himself

 

[Billy Beer]

I agree with everything but that last statement. Her numbers are gonna be like Bidens. She's an unlikeable bitch. Even if she does everything in her power to unify the country, the cracks are too big to fix with banaids. You're gonna need someone who both the left and right like to heal the country. And at this time, I don't think that's happening. The left sowed racial strife. They're gonna reap the whirlwind. The media can lie about how everything is lovey dovey, but it won't make it true. It's like training a dog to bite everyone and then reversing course when they're 10 years old.

All easily fixed with a few flashy lines and a narrative change. Remember, Kamala is a black woman and Biden is an old white man. A few stories about how black people can be in charge will silence the blacks in to submission, as well as the faggots on the left - you can't argue with a black woman you racist bigot. A few stories of how women are better in charge than either Trump or Biden - allowing a soft entrance for Michael Obama, Hillary etc, all wrapped up in a Mission Accomplished Girl Boss beat COVID tyraid of messaging from the MSM.

Kamala is 3 fluffy, favourable events from erasing Biden and Trump from mainstream memory. For example

Kamala beats covid
Kamala negotiates with Russia to supply Gas to Germany while pulling troops back
Kamala fixes the supply chain and levels out inflation

Bosch, Kamala best pres evahhh

 

[DejaThoris]

It's ok, I'm sure Carhartt will thrive when progressives start wearing their brand for all the hard manual labor and outdoor work they do.

Off topic: When Carhartt starting getting popular with urban hipster types, years ago, their quality noticeably went down. I seriously hope they get their shit together because they've been my standard jacket for years. Theres a history of workwear companies getting popular and then turning to shit.

Same thing happened years ago with Red Wings boots. They were my go to work boots for years then they got popular and quality went down.

Hell, Doc Martin's boots were high quality work boots until the 1970s when Mods, punks and Skins made them popular among the fashionable subcultures and their quality went down.

 

[GuntPunt]

All easily fixed with a few flashy lines and a narrative change. Remember, Kamala is a black woman and Biden is an old white man. A few stories about how black people can be in charge will silence the blacks in to submission, as well as the faggots on the left - you can't argue with a black woman you racist bigot. A few stories of how women are better in charge than either Trump or Biden - allowing a soft entrance for Michael Obama, Hillary etc, all wrapped up in a Mission Accomplished Girl Boss beat COVID tyraid of messaging from the MSM.

Kamala is 3 fluffy, favourable events from erasing Biden and Trump from mainstream memory. For example

Kamala beats covid
Kamala negotiates with Russia to supply Gas to Germany while pulling troops back
Kamala fixes the supply chain and levels out inflation

Bosch, Kamala best pres evahhh

Kamala is polling WORSE with blacks than Joe is. God only knows how the Hispanics would react with her on top of the ticket in 2024.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

I stumbled across the most boomerlib meme ever

https://twitter.com/elckerlyc/status/1484106862404509702/photo/1