Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
Aww, nice to see Meigh eating healthy for two. She has that pregnancy glow.
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That meats shocking but the actual fuck at those potatoes... Why is it so lumpy, why is there just shredded cheese ontop instead of having it melt, why isnt it real cheese.
May is trying to mimic plating food so it looks nice. Not realizing when done right it will never look like a picture or what people look for to tell it is cooked correctly (like juices below the cooked meat). She thinks somehow this is how you want food to look. No one wants to see the pre shredded cheese coated in flour on potatoes. Only fools want just one big bite of cheese. In five or six more years May will learn how to baste and not just pre heat an oven and toss the meat in for 30 min per pound. Maybe she can show everyone her journey to learn traditional home cooking by streaming Cooking With May?

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May is trying to mimic plating food so it looks nice. Not realizing when done right it will never look like a picture or what people look for to tell it is cooked correctly (like juices below the cooked meat). She thinks somehow this is how you want food to look. No one wants to see the pre shredded cheese coated in flour on potatoes. Only fools want just one big bite of cheese. In five or six more years May will learn how to baste and not just pre heat an oven and toss the meat in for 30 min per pound. Maybe she can show everyone her journey to learn traditional home cooking by streaming Cooking With May?

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Meigh is really missing the boat here. As the only breadwinner in the Ralph house, she could pivot her career from Sandwich Engineer
to SM Influencer very easily, especially among the undereducated trad crowd. Do a quick hashtag search on Instagram Meigh, you don’t have to spend big bucks, there’s plenty of low-end dupes looking for someone to ape and reinforce their sad trad domestic lifestyle. LETS go! (Seriously this is solid advice, easy pickings).
 
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May again proving she is as much of a home cook as being a Subway employee makes her a chef. Hopefully she is not serving him over 1/2 pound of pork and that is there for plating. Not sure why anyone would post what is the most basic of "home cooking" which is a stretch to call it that. A nice cheap vacuum sealed piece of the finest Tyson tube tenderloin. Seasoned with garlic, rosemary, and other basic spices. Cooked only to the best 155+ degrees for dry melt in your mouth flavor. Next to that is mashed potatoes which could be instant or home made topped with a healthy portion of packages shredded cheese (Calcium wont save Ralph's liver). Finally a toss salad so good it wasn't shown (probably because it is a salad kit). May now has the cooking skills of an 18 year old bachelor trying to impress a date with his cooking skills. Ralph flaunts all this money and he can't even give May enough to buy meat from the meat counter.
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It's boxed/bagged potatoes she's smothered in cheese to destroy any nutritional value, a salad kit that doesn't exist and vacuum sealed spiced tenderloin. She puts chives, parsley or lemon on pre-packaged food she cooks and pretends it's made from scratch.
 
Wrong. This person is too attractive to be Meigh
And way too feminine.

Meigh tweeting about attention seeking after she’s spent years as a barnacle on any YouTubers who might get some eyeballs on her is certainly lulzy. Please read this thread’s OP to see her audition video and other such monstrosities as she desperately tried to make it as a YouTuber. She’s ugly and has zero intelligence or charisma, so failed miserably and had to settle for fucking a literal tranny and getting impregnated by Ethan fucking Ralph to get attention. The thirst is real, bitches.

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And way too feminine.

Meigh tweeting about attention seeking after she’s spent years as a barnacle on any YouTubers who might get some eyeballs on her is certainly lulzy. Please read this thread’s OP to see her audition video and other such monstrosities as she desperately tried to make it as a YouTuber. She’s ugly and has zero intelligence or charisma, so failed miserably and had to settle for fucking a literal tranny and getting impregnated by Ethan fucking Ralph to get attention. The thirst is real, bitches.

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I've seen it. I wish I didn't, but I did. Something about her just fills me with the urge to slap the shit out of her. And before I get bombed with the negative reactions, I am fully aware I shouldn't get anggy over these retarded chomo faggots who I wouldn't have sex with.
 
"Little girls crave attention" says the e-thot with a shoe on her head trying to fuck her way to relevance.

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Meigh is as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside:
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Speaking of little girls craving attention, don't you whore yourself out daily for male attention on Twitter May? Also, didn't you try, and are still trying, to make it as a e-girl? Pot calling kettle black right there.
 
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